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TERRORIST Fauci Tries To CANCEL CHRISTmas With Travel Warnings; GYM Jordan FACT-F***S HIM back to LIB-O-STAN

Fauci says it's likely coronavirus will be seasonal | TheHill
“You’re as cuddly as a cactus and as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch.”

Patriots, TERRORIST “Doctor” Anthony Fauci of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases (NOTE: is he pro-diseases? Check before publishing) is once again trying to FORCE his LEFTIST, PRO-FACT AGENDA on the illiterate, FREEDOM-F***ING masses.

Today, FART-FACE FAUCI is warning Americans not to travel for CHRISTmas, the most sacred REPUBLICAN holiday of the year, all because of a little, tiny, fake, hoax virus that has killed nearly 279,000 Americans (mostly in BLUE states, if you don’t check the facts). Well, here’s a newsflash for you, OSAMA BIN-FAUCI, we patriots fought a War On Christmas for eight years, from 2008-2016, and a lot of good Republicans got triggered, but we won. We say “Merry Christmas,” now, all year long, and we EARNED OUR RIGHT to die to celebrate this sacred, religious holiday, and to TAKE A LOT of LIBS with us!

Republican Congressman Jim Jordan gets it. He’s not gonna let some “scientist” tell him what is, and is not “science,” simply because he’s studied “infectious diseases.” GYM’s bringing the “facts” to this debate, and like all true Republicans, the only “facts” on his side are wild, baseless speculation designed to inflame tensions in the UNITED States.

BOOM! Truth-nuke! Hit the fallout shelter, leftists, because you just got owned. Let me break it down for you extra-stupid leftists. There’s a straight line between advising against travel and BANNING SPEAKING OF CHRISTMAS. Need a diagram?

Advising against travel ——-> BANNING SPEAKING OF CHRISTMAS.

There. Proven. True fact. I HEREBY DECLARE IT.

But beyond inflaming anger against our country’s factually-biased scientists, whatever that title means (it means they know science, like about diseases? No, I don’t believe that), GYM’s hardcore FACT-F***ING of GRINCH FAUCI has TRIGGERED stupid libs who oppose GREAT AMERICAN HEARTLAND VALUES, like dying for no reason so that Republicans can maintain power over government, instead of following common-sense public health measures.

Just look at these sad responses to GYM.

And, PATRIOTS, this is all because the LEFT doesn’t want to admit that this VIRUS is just a means of CONTROLLING you and your Jesus-loving family. Just listen to the FLIMSY, FAKE NEWS justification for Fauci and the science bitches’ CRAAAAZY recommendation that you wear masks and don’t travel. Here’s what he said in an interview with the FAKE NEWS WEEKLY, aka Newsweek.

“January is going to be terrible,” with the outbreak expected to reach its worst level yet. The director of… the White House COVID-19 task force explained: “I think January is going to be terrible because you’re going to have the Thanksgiving surge super-imposed upon the Christmas surge. So it’s entirely conceivable that January could be the worst.”

Newsweek
Dr Evil, I mean Fauci - Imgflip

Surge? Yeah, right. That’s a soda, LIBS.

But patriots, we know who the REAL VICTIMS are in this crisis that has killed 279,000 people, and while the LIBERALS at Fox News might tell you it’s people who are being forced to face MINOR INCONVENIENCES like wearing masks and social distancing, we TRUE NEWS PATRIOTS know that our nation’s number one victims are, ALWAYS and FOREVER, the LONG-SUFFERING TRUMP FAMILY, who gave perhaps the biggest contribution to the WAR ON CHRISTMAS by bringing back the never-gone holiday utterance, “Merry Christmas.”

“Who gives a f*** about Christmas stuff and decoration?”

Melania Trump

Oops. Wrong quote.

But, anyway the STUPID LIBS AND THE STUPID AMERICAN ELECTORATE are being very mean to our nation’s NUMBER-ONE VICTIM, Donald Trump. They voted him out of office just because he did a horrendous job handling the pandemic, oversaw massive corruption, lied more than any human who’s ever held public office in the United States, tried to end Democracy, tried to kill Obamacare, harmed the environment, destroyed most of our alliances, and played golf more than he worked.

Luckily, elected Republicans recognize the president’s victimhood, and they’re standing up FOR HIM against the well-known liberal bias of Democracy.

Just look at the cowardice of these fair-weather Trumpers.

It’s December. It’s been a FULL MONTH since we learned Joe Biden won the presidential election, and only two heroes, Rep. Mo Brooks (R-AL) and Rep. Paul Gosar (R-AZ) were willing to firmly tell the Washington Post that Donald Trump won the presidential election. Disgraceful.

As for the other 249 Republicans in Congress, 221 of them let the FAKE NEWS cloud their judgement enough that they can’t see that the opposite of reality is the TRUE REALITY, and Donald Trump is the winner. Spineless. And even worse, 26 Republicans in Congress say Joe Biden won just because he got more votes. SICK AND SAD!

So, patriots, this CHRISTmas, in addition to ignoring all sense, and ignoring DEMOCRATIC MANDATES from the COMMUNIST AMERICAN GOVERNMENT, and in addition to thanking God for Jesus or whatever, and in addition to selfishly traveling across the country so we can have OUR HOLIDAY about being selfless or whatever, let’s give thanks for the LAST FOUR PATRIOTS in our HELL-SCAPE OF A COUNTRY (that Donald Trump is still running), and let’s THANK GOD for PRESIDENT T, MO BROOKS, PAUL GOSAR, and GYM JORDAN.

Without them, the LIBS, aka AMERICANS, might win.

Not all heroes wear capes (or masks).

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WATCH: Patriotic REMIX of Trump’s Petulant, 46 Minute Lie-Stravaganza Against BIASED American Electorate

“As you can see from this chart, I’m very clearly lying.”

Most politicians who lose an election choose to go out gracefully with dignity. LIKE LOSERS AND SUCKERS. Patriots, Donald Trump ISN’T GOING OUT with any dignity. HELL NO! You can have this presidency when you COME AND TAKE IT, LIBS!

Instead, The Petulant Of The United States is going down Jon Bon Jovi style: IN A BLAZE OF GLORY!

Take a look at this recap of the FEROCIOUSLY-FALSE AND PATRIOTICALLY IDIOTIC TANTRUM he just threw in his MOST IMPORTANT SPEECH EVER!

GOING DOWN IN A BLAZE OF GLORY!

Talk about owning the LIBS! We all know there’s nothing the libs hate more than LIES and Trump peppered them with every single LIE in his arsenal. It was a heroic BEATDOWN of the LIBERALLY-BIASED TRUTH.

And even the MAINSTREAM, LEFTIST MEDIA couldn’t help but rave over the president’s heroic performance. Just listen to the Washington Post’s FIVE STAR REVIEW (Pinocchios are stars, right?)…

“It was, almost literally, a distillation of the past four weeks of rants, allegations and accusations, including countless examples of claims which have already been soundly debunked. That sudden surge of votes seen in Wisconsin, something so compelling in Trump’s eyes that he brought a visual aid to demonstrate it? We dispatched that on Nov. 11: It was just the county of Milwaukee reporting its results. Whether it’s more worrisome if Trump knew it had been debunked or if he didn’t is up to you to determine.”

The Lyin’ Bezos Washington Post

Trump’s speech even TRIGGERED the Dem-O-Craps over at the CNN, CLINTON NEWS NETWORK, including Fredo, AKA, Chris HOMO, who refused to air Trump’s TRUTHFUL slash and burn of American democracy, because, he says, “Donald Trump is so far gone, that I cannot in good conscience play the substance of a 46-minute spiel that he spewed tonight… It is lies and ugly suggestions that have a basis in nothing but division and malice.” AKA “I got TRIGGERED. Wah, wah, wah!”

And PSYCHO JOE over at MSDNC was equally TRIGGERED by Trump’s Conservative attempt to liquidate democracy like he liquidated his casino’s bank accounts. His guest, Mike “Crusty” Barnicle, called Trump’s speech a, “mentally ill rant.”

But patriots, FREEDOM (in the form of abject tyranny) is on the rise and we’re not backing down simply because we have no factual ground to stand on. Trump’s speech wasn’t the only drunken, destructive rant of the day. Check out this BELLIGERENT PATRIOT drunkenly berating the panel of State Representatives at a Michigan hearing on the election. The woman, Melissa Carone, heroically made false claims of voter fraud, which have already been debunked, with an added slurring and incoherent twist as the star witness for the Trump legal team and Rudy Giuliani.

And while Trump and his team’s destructive shenanigans continue to heroically undermine America, let no one say that Donald Trump isn’t also doing a great job as president, because our national COVID crisis just saw the lowest number of deaths EVER in a single day (If by “lowest” you mean “highest”.)

“A day after 2,804 Americans died in a single day from the coronavirus pandemic – almost as many as in the 11 September 2001 terrorist attacks – Donald Trump said nothing about the harrowing national crisis.”

The Guardian FAKE Newspaper

Stand fast patriots! We are GREAT AGAIN!

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Martial Law, Trump’s Latest Salute To Freedom

“I’m really good at war. I love war, in a certain way.” – Donald Trump. Really.

Patriots, these are dark times for FREEDOM and LIBERTY. A democratically-elected DEMOCRAT is about to ascend to the presidency by the COMPLETELY BIASED PROCESS of accurately counting votes. But FEAR NOT! FREEDOM is on the RISE again! In the form of MARTIAL LAW!!!

Rejoice, patriots!

Michael Flynn, the president’s former National Security Adviser, who pleaded guilty to crimes committed during the Trump transition in 2017 but was recently pardoned by the “Law and Order” president, has dropped an ATOM bomb of truth by calling on Donald Trump to “temporarily suspend the Constitution” and impose martial law so that the military can “oversee a national re-vote.” And, oh, by the way, let’s also have the military “silence the destructive media” while we’re at it, says Flynn. FIRST AMENDMENT, BITCHES!

Everybody knows that when you lose an election and don’t like the result, just yell “RE-DO” and we vote again. IT’S IN THE CONSTITUTION! LOOK IT UP, SLEEPY JOE!

Now, some in the FACTUALLY-BIASED MEDIA might make the unfounded claim that Flynn’s proposed PATRIOTIC violation of the Constitution smacks of “authoritarianism” and completely subverts the legally-established process of holding fair elections in the United States, literally replacing the duly elected president through a military coup (not to mention shredding the Constitutional protection of freedom of the press); however, to that well-reasoned, idiotic, ANTI-AMERICAN criticism, I AND ALL PATRIOTS SIMPLY SAY “TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP!”

You lost even though you got more votes, SLEEPY. Get over it!

And Flynn makes a perfectly reasoned argument, which is totally going over stupid lib heads, when he says in his tweet, “Freedom never kneels except for God.” In this case, God is on Trump’s side so freedom can take a knee. Jesus will take it from here, and Jesus says RE-VOTE, asshole!

Three great Americans!

And just in case Jesus isn’t American enough for you, LEFTIST, ANTI-HUMAN SCUM, how about some good ‘ol Abe M.(otherfuckin’) Lincoln? Because Flynn, Trump “lawyer” Lin Wood, and the PATRIOTICALLY unhinged “We The People Convention” (to destroy America and install Trump as permanent dictator) have got a totally apt comparison.

In the months following the start of the Civil War, President Abraham Lincoln struggled to preserve the Union. Many objected to Lincoln’s extraordinary use of Presidential authority, in particular his suspension of the right of “Habeas Corpus”… Today, the current threat to our United States by the international and domestic socialist/communist left is much more serious than anything Lincoln or our nation has faced in its history – including the civil war.

“We The People Convention” Ad

Suck it, libs. You STAND NO CHANCE against an alliance of Jesus, Lincoln, Michael Flynn, and Jon Voight! Lincoln used the military DURING THE CIVIL WAR, so Trump can do it when he doesn’t like the election result. They’re the SAME thing! (If you ignore everything about both of those things.)

And another PATRIOT has just joined the CIVIL WAR DREAM TEAM. Crazy-nut Alabama Republican Rep. Mo Brooks says he’s going to “challenge the Electoral College votes when Congress officially certifies Joe Biden’s victory on Jan. 6,” according to POLITICO. And his reasoning is totally not* insane, just like Insane Mike Flynn’s. Brooks says, “This election was stolen by the socialists engaging in extraordinary voter fraud and election theft measures.” And he’s got evidence to support that claim. That evidence is [insert evidence here once some exists].

*not not

But, patriots, I’m sorry to say we’ve got bigger problems than possibly inciting a new civil war in order to stage a military coup for Trump…

…because Sasha HUSSEIN OBAMA is on TikTok.

Truth-fighters, I’m sorry to say, this means we must adjust our battle plans. I, SheepleNumber1, HEREBY CLAIM that all freedom-loving patriots ignore the PLIGHT OF TRUMP AND FLYNN and focus ALL of their attention on this imminent threat to freedom posed by the social media dancing of the daughter of our first TERRORIST-AMERICAN president! I know it seems insane, but that’s never stopped us before. FIGHT FOR LIBERTY by retweeting this video to all your friends so that they can see what a TRUE THREAT TO FREEDOM looks like, and if that means giving up on Trump and letting Sleepy Joe Biden assume the White House, so be it. It’s the lesser of two evils. We’ve only got so much patriotism on this side of the aisle.

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POLITICS: What is patriotism? Clinton, Trump supporters have different  answers – Press Enterprise
We hug it because we don’t love it.

Lou Dobbs: Trump’s Voter Fraud Lie-stravaganza “Is No Longer About Just Voter Fraud”

Global Warming’s real cause, Lou Dobbs’ mouth. (Just kidding. Global Warming is a Hoax, obviously.)

Sheeple, in these troubling times of Democratic rule, it’s nice to know that we can still rely on TRUE PATRIOTS to toe the line of insane, conspiracy-driven propaganda in the face of all evidence. Lou Dobbs is one of those TRUE PATRIOTS. Today, he let off a pungent, overpowering TRUTH FART (a term I’ve just invented) rip on the lyin’ scum in the LEFTIST media and the LEFTIST, formerly-Trump-supporting Republican establishment when he said some COLD HARD FACTS (which I can only assume, like all COLD HARD FACTS were driven by a copious consumption of Coors Light before hosting his show on Fox Business Network).

LET ALL HEATHENS IN THE LEFTIST MOB SHUDDER AT THE PROCLAMATION OF DOBBS!!!!

“People don’t go to jail for their attitude, but in the case of the Secretary of State and the Governor of Georgia right now, one would be tempted to prosecute based on their conduct so far… We look like a complete nation of fools and we’re supposed to be meeting constitutional deadlines on December 8th, December 14th. Are you kidding me? This thing should be shut down right now and people understand that this will not be tolerated by the American people… This is no longer about just voter fraud or electoral fraud. This is something much bigger, and this president has to take, I believe, drastic action, dramatic action to make certain that the integrity of this election is understood, or lack of it, the crimes that have been committed against him and the American people, and if the Justice Department doesn’t want to do it, if the FBI cannot do it, then we have to find other resources within the federal government... This is an assault on the core of a democracy, any democracy, our ability to cast a secret ballot.”

Lou Dobbs

LOUUUUUUUUUU!

No show on the air is more HARD-HITTING than DOBBS’ Fox Business screed-hour, as proven by the FACT that he began his fact-free unbiased news interview with Trump faux-lawyer and conspiracist Sidney Powell by telling her, “this time is yours.”

And then, Lou told it like it is, if by “is” you mean “is not.” He called for the prosecution of the Trump-voting COWARD REPUBLICANS in Georgia who had the SHEER AUDIACITY to let COUNTING tell them how many votes Donald Trump got. Everyone knows counting has a well-known liberal bias, you RINOs (Republicans In Nazism Only).

Dobbs is HUFFING THE GLUE OF TRUTH here, sheeple. This case began as a simple, straightforward legal argument that most of the votes cast for Joe Biden were FRAUDULENT, because… well, because we had a gut feeling about it and no evidence. But now, this simple, anti-factual VOTER FRAUD CASE has become something else, something that is not and never was about voter fraud. To quote the late, great Lou Dobbs’ living corpse, “This is no longer about just voter fraud or electoral fraud. This is something much bigger.” And the GREAT LOUUUUUU can’t and won’t say what that is, because it doesn’t matter. It doesn’t matter, either, that the Trump legal team representative ON HIS SHOW can’t and won’t say, either. The important thing is that Trump, to quote Dobbs’ corpse, has to take “drastic action, dramatic action” against “the crimes that have been committed.”

The important thing, as the GREAT LOUUUUU understands, isn’t proving his ludicrously outlandish and unsubstantiated accusation that Biden won the election because every computerized voting machine in America was rigged against the president by a long-dead Venezuelan dictator. The important thing is TOTALLY FORGETTING about voter fraud and moving on to the PROSECUTION of Republican officials for those unproven crimes, and, of course, moving on Donald Trump taking “drastic action” to possibly try to retain power through illegal means.

Duh.

Suck it, libs! If you don’t get it, I can’t help you. Maybe if you were already dead, like Lou Dobbs, you wouldn’t care so much about your precious “freedom” and “Constitution,” and you could get on the TRUMP TRAIN to prosecuting all these Republican state officials who had the GALL to let people count votes properly. SICK! SAD!

Unbiased!

And while we’re on the case of prosecuting Republicans for doing their jobs in the LIBERALLY-BIASED CORRECT WAY, let’s add SCUM-A-ZONA’s GOP Governor Doug Ducey. Governor Ducey RIGHTLY changed his ringtone to “Hail to the Chief” for all incoming calls from President Trump a few months ago, as is required by LAW, but then, yesterday, Governor Douchey got a call from the president while he was on camera wasting his time certifying the votes in Sleepy Joe Biden’s legal-ILLEGAL win in Arizona.

Watch Governor DOUCHEY send the president, the leader of the free world, and the GREATEST LIVING HUMAN ORANGE to voicemail.

UTTERLY DISGRACEFUL.

But, never fear, sheeple, Dapper Don shot back with a BIG LEAGUE BIGLY on the most OFFICIAL of fake-news social media platforms, tweeting that Governor Douchey has betrayed the people of Arizona, and this friendly apparent threat of political retribution…

Nice, President T!

And all Governor Douchey could respond with was a VERY BORING string of “facts” that weren’t remotely interesting to us TRUMP-PUBLICANS.

Blah, blah, blah. Very boring, Governor.

What’s Lou Dobbs up to? What’s on Newsmax? What Republican are we going to call for being prosecuted today?

I don’t have time to read your boring facts!

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Popular FAILING Conservative LIBERAL RAG National Review Disgraces Itself By Attacking ‘Trump’s Disgraceful Endgame’

“I’m not crazy! You’re crazy!”

Patriotic Democracy-overthrowers, if there’s one thing I hate, it’s flip-floppers who still support the things I used to like, but now hate, like Democracy. Exhibit number A1 is the formerly great CONSERVATIVE MEDIA website National Review. For eight years, these patriots blindly stood up to everything President HUSSEIN Obama stood for, just like good Republicans, but now, just because Donald Trump wants to burn America to the ground because he lost-won the 2020 election, the fair-weather conservatives of National Review have TURNED ON TRUMP!

They’ve grown a spine. Sick!

Where’s your integrity, National Review? Just pick a side and blindly stay with it, no matter how many of your core principles you have to abandon! That’s what I and every other Trump supporter have done since the beginning. It’s not so hard. It’s not like it costs us our souls and eats away at our corporeal beings every second of every day! We’ve never looked and felt better and healthier.

TRUMP TO BASE: I'M A FAT IDIOT--JUST LIKE YOU! — Terence Hawkins
This…
Trump supporters threaten to burn down a bookshop in California | The  Independent | The Independent
Is…
Inside the Cult of Trump His Rallies Are Church and He Is the Gospel
What…
Populism rises again | New Internationalist
…Freedom looks like, libs!

See? Our mob-cult isn’t toxic at all.

Instead, National Review has climbed on it’s big, tall, high horse just to show off that it hasn’t become morbidly-obese and immobile from eating Hardees and Mountain Dew. The Lib-o-crat Conservative editorial board of the “faux-servative” National Review viciously attacks Trump today for NO LEGITIMATE REASON other than his “disgraceful conduct since losing his bid for reelection to Joe Biden on November 3.”

These SPINELESS COWARDS continue their principled, fact-laden screed, saying, “make no mistake: The chief driver of the post-election contention of the past several weeks is the petulant refusal of one man to accept the verdict of the American people.”

True, but the Nat Rev (a nickname I made up) don’t understand that that man’s name is Joe Biden, and he refuses to accept that HE LOST EVEN THOUGH HE GOT MORE VOTES!

What’s so confusing about that, Dumbs?

But the Nat Rev screeders keep pushing their factually-biased attacks.

Almost nothing that the Trump team has alleged has withstood the slightest scrutiny. In particular, it’s hard to find much that is remotely true in the president’s Twitter feed these days. It is full of already-debunked claims and crackpot conspiracy theories about Dominion voting systems. Over the weekend, he repeated the charge that 1.8 million mail-in ballots in Pennsylvania were mailed out, yet 2.6 million were ultimately tallied. In a rather elementary error, this compares the number of mail-ballots requested in the primary to the number of ballots counted in the general. A straight apples-to-apples comparison finds that 1.8 million mail-in ballots were requested in the primary and 1.5 million returned, while 3.1 million ballots were requested in the general and 2.6 million returned.

Flawed and dishonest assertions like this pollute the public discourse and mislead good people who make the mistake of believing things said by the president of the United States.

National Review Editorial Board

Hey LIBS, where in the president’s Oath Of Office does he promise not to promote “already-debunked claims and crackpot conspiracy theories”? Exactly. It doesn’t. It doesn’t make the President promise to do a good job at all, so by that measure, Trump’s doing a great job upholding his oath.

Suck it, Scum-o-crats!

While National Review’s editors were busy PREENING about things uttered by Trump that aren’t “remotely true,” Trump and his legal team were busy WINNING as BIGLY as they did on election night. This time, the bloodbath came in the CONSTITUTIONAL REPUBLIC OF ARIZONA, where TEAM TRUMP (or the TRUMP-A-ZONA TRUMP-NALS, as I now call the Trump team) had another HUGE VICTORY today.

And, yes, that might not sound great on the surface, but just think of it this way: Trump got less votes on election night, and that means HE WON. Therefore, certifying Biden as the OFFICIAL winner of more votes means TRUMP WON less votes, therefore, like on election night, TRUMP WON AGAIN!

Don’t tell me that’s false, Libs! I just did the math! I showed my work! Don’t take away this feeling I’m vibing on right now! Trump… Trump! TRUMP!

TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP!

Inject it into my veins! More!

How about this TRUTH MOAB from the Trump-A-Zona Trump-Nals Director Of Social Media, Mike Some-guy-whose-name-doesn’t-matter-at-all.

STOP THE BIAS!

The BIG TECH NAZIS at Twitter flagged 100 Trump tweets in “JUST A 14 DAY PERIOD,” compared to–and yes, you read that right–ZERO Biden tweets.

ZERO? Biased much?

You can’t just CENSOR people’s tweets by putting a small, discrete notification under them that they are false just because they are provably false. That’s called Communism. And, it totally and completely violates the Constitution because if one person tells 100 lies and another person tells zero lies, the person who told 100 lies automatically becomes the president. LOOK IT UP! ITS IN THE CONSTITUTION, LIBS!

Don’t tell me that’s false. I HEREBY DECLARE IT!

Trump. Trump! TRUMP! Inject it into my femoral artery!

“We are gonna win. Jesus is with us in this fight for liberty. There was a prayer call last night. You cannot believe the prayers that are going up. This is God’s battle even more than it is our battle. God is going to do things, we’re all going to be shocked… I’d be happy to die in this fight. This is a fight for everything. God is with us.”

Conservative Radio Host Eric Metaxas

Now that’s the good stuff!

Sheeple, this is the kind of CONSERVATIVE LEADERSHIP we need more of. Not the SISSYBALL being played by National Review, where only some of its contributors voted for Trump in 2020. This is bringing in the big guns for this “fight for liberty,” which involves overthrowing liberty. We’re bringing in Jesus, we’re bringing in God and Jon Voight already brought in “Moses and all saints.” Now, we’ve brought in Conservative radio host Eric Metaxas, whoever the HELL that is. Apparently, Donald Trump knows who he is because Donald Trump called into his radio show to stoically and calmly rant and rave about the fake-rigged election, and that’s a good enough recommendation for me. The Libs can’t defeat this DREAM TEAM!

Metaxas is good to have on our team, the Trump-A-Zona Trump-Nals, too, because he’d be, “happy to die in this fight.” I certainly wouldn’t. I’m a patriotic draft-dodger, like PATRIOT #1, Trump.

Go get ’em, Metaxas, and all you other useful idiots–I mean patriots. Go die to overthrow the government and install a billionaire former Democrat tax dodger con-man as dictator in chief!

For liberty!

Trump's Support in the Military Is Tanking | Time
“You go do it. I’m not going to do it.” – Trump, probably

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Jon Voight Proves NOT ALL Hollywood Elites Are Anti-American, Calls For Second Civil War

Patriots and Fact-fighters, we Conservatives have no love for Hollywood’s PETULANT RULING-CLASS of elite, liberal communist, self-made millionaires, but perhaps we’ve judged the Hollywood Scum-o-crats too harshly. Maybe they’re not all bad. Maybe they’re not all hateful leftists who advocate ANTI-AMERICAN things like “peace,” and “tolerance.”

Jon Voight’s not one of those Hanoi Janes! Jon Voight knows what’s up. Trump’s up, baby! Up BIGLY in the count of LEGAL, NON-THEM-O-CRAT-CAST VOTES! And now, Jon Voight’s sending perhaps the most PATRIOTIC, AMERICAN MESSAGE that’s ever been uttered on these Jesus-loving shores, from sea to shining sea…

THE TIME FOR PEACE IS OVER! BURN THIS MF’ER TO THE GROUND!

“Let me warn you all that we are in great danger if we fall under a Biden Administration … I ask all to fight this battle now, to get them all out. I’ve been attacked by my fellow peers, saying I am preaching violence when the truth is, they all are. The left are burning and destroying our cities. We are willing to fight for freedom. Not freedom to burn down our flag, but to raise her up with the glory of this land of the free, but the left are trying to stop these truths. Let us bring justice.”

Jon Voight, Patriotism & Violence Inciter

Jon Voight has had about enough of your shit, you DEMOCRACY-LOVING FREAKS! It’s time to take out the trash!

And while the Lib-o-tards might scoff at this 81-year-old multimillionaire inciting violence in the name of preserving the Patriotic American Shit-Show known as the Trump Presidency, don’t forget Jon Voight knows the Transformers. Not only does that put a team of indestructible, transforming Super-Robots on Team Trump, it also means Jon Voight knows Transformers director Michael Bay, who has unleashed more explosions and firepower on the world than the entire U.S. Military COMBINED.

Crapping your pants yet, Sleepy Joe and The Dem-o-scums?

But, despite Voight’s overwhelming tactical advantage, he’s very clear that he’s not calling for violence. He’s simply asking, “all to fight this battle now, to get them all out.” He didn’t say HOW to get them out. Maybe we could just ask nicely for them to suspend the Constitution because of evidence we haven’t produced that the entire election was rigged.

But, make no mistake, while Jon Voight’s not calling for violence, he’s also not not-calling-for-violence. He never responds to the charge from his opponents that he’s “preaching violence,” despite bringing it up, himself. Instead, GEN. “MAD-DOG” VOIGHT goes on the attack against the people IMPRISONING HIM IN A COMMUNIST HELL-STATE, by making him put some cloth over his face while he’s outside just to prevent thousands of deaths.

“He’s a disgrace to mankind,” Voight heroically says of California’s Lib-o-crat Governor Gavin Newsom, judging-not-lest-he-want-to-judge. “He is a lie, like all the left that are trying to destroy the USA.”

The man IS a LIE. A man so evil, he’s actually BECOME A LIE! It doesn’t have to make sense, SOROS-LOVERS! Just agree with it! DEMS BAD! DEMS BAD! “We must get governor Newsom out,” Voight demands. “He’s destroying the people’s freedom.”

But the best is saved for last, because while Jon Voight doesn’t want violence–far from it, in fact–make no mistake, this is a civil war against “evil” in which PATRIOTS are being “targeted” and God, “Jesus, Moses, and all saints” are going to protect the TRUMP-ALLEGIANTS in this “BATTLE.”

Which, admittedly, sounds a lot like a call for violence… if you’re a stupid lib who doesn’t get TRUTH!

“Let the truth show itself, that President Trump is the only man who can save this nation. Let us fight this evil now and know that God’s truths will expose them all. Let me ask all to pray in the name of Jesus, Moses, and all saints for their hands of safety to be on us now. The way in which we are being targeted will be hard to fix, but with all your love and prayers and truths we can win this battle against this evil force that has taken over this country … We must remember who we are. We are a nation that fought the Civil War, and we won that battle. Let’s not give up.”

Jon Voight, High Priest Of The Trump Cult

Jon Voight’s going BALLS-TO-THE-WALL to fight this NON-VIOLENT CIVIL WAR by posting HEROICALLY unhinged calls for MASS VIOLENCE on social media from his mansion in Beverly Hills. The least you can do, humble DEPLORABLES, is to take to the streets and risk your lives to overthrow the LIBERALLY-BIASED AMERICAN DEMOCRATIC PROCESS in order to keep a rich, out-of-touch, former Democrat billionaire in office so he can continue to embezzle taxpayer money for him, his adult children, and his enormous rolodex of bootlickers and SPINELESS CRONIES.

It’s SO SIMPLE!

Or, you could be like Jon Voight’s LOSER DAUGHTER Angelina Jolie, and do nothing instead of fighting to stop the people trying to STEAL THIS ELECTION BY COUNTING LEGAL VOTES.

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Trump Looks Presidential At Large Manly Desk; Libs Triggered By Heroic Scene

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There are moments that define American presidential greatness. And then there are moments that shatter the paradigm of human achievement in the field of looking heroic, manly and statesmanlike. For OUR GREAT SAVIOR AND PRESIDENT, the image above was both.

Today is the day Trump went from being president to dictator, a title of esteem reserved for only the most benevolent and wise leaders. And nothing says wise leadership like coiling one’s McRib-fat-caked haunches upon a perfectly normal-height chair behind a perfectly normal-sized desk with a perfectly normal-sized Presidential Seal in a perfectly normal scene of Thanksgiving leadership.

That’s what Donald Trump did this Thanksgiving. He appeared at a perfectly statesmanlike, and not-hilarious-at-all photo-op in the White House Reception Room, and he sat for a totally-average berating of the reporters of the White House Press Corps while sitting under a microphone, which was a totally-acceptable distance above his head next to a completely-average, undecorated, traditional American Thanksgiving Tree, like we all have in our houses right now. An undecorated tree, for Thanksgiving. You know, normal. Normal desk. Normal scene.

And the stupid, scum-eating Lib-o-crats LOST THEIR FREAKING MINDS.

Just look at this disgraceful mockery of OUR PRESIDENT:

Patriots, this is who the Butt-Sucking Lib-tards are. They’re name callers. They go low when we go high. They call OUR PRESIDENT #DiaperDon when he never said anything bad about them.

Except “Sleepy Creepy Joe,” “Da Nang Dick,” “Crooked,” “Lyin’,” “Heartless,” “Skank,” “Al Frankenstein,” “Monster,” “Joe Munchkin,” “Fat Jerry,” “That Dog,” “Crazy Nancy,” “Adam Schitt,” “Pocahontas,” “Low IQ,” “Half-Whitmer,” “Morning Psycho,” “Kung-flu,” “Leakin'” James Comey, “Fat Jerry,” “Basically Braindead,” “Cryin’ Chuck,” “Wierdo,” “The Indian,” “Dumb As A Rock,” “Sleepy Eyes,” “Thugs,” and “Mr. Kurd,” etc.

Still, DiaperDon–, I mean President-King-And-Jesus-Elect Donald Trump kept it sane with a reasoned, calm response to the EVIL, SATAN-WORSHIPPING CABAL’S VERY UNFAIR QUESTIONS. Calm and sane, like always, Trump said this, in response to the unfair question of whether he would concede to loser-elect Sleepy Joe just 22 days after he lost the election.

Trump treating the Lyin’ Scum Media the way they deserve.

“You’re just a lightweight. Don’t talk to me that way. I’m the President of the United States. Don’t ever talk to the president that way.”

– President Trump

Don’t these stupid Enemies of the People know that the president has the special privilege of not being asked tough questions by the press? Seriously. Where’d they get their Journalism License? A Crackerjack box? They certainly didn’t get it from Trump University, which probably explains why they’re SO INCOMPETENT at BEING INCOMPETENT, unlike us Conservative Reporters.

Then, Trump TRUMPED IT UP by TRUMPING the next question, correctly falsely comparing the GREATEST COUNTRY ON EARTH to the “third world.”

“Massive fraud has been found. We’re like a Third World country. We’re using computer equipment that can be hacked. They talk about glitches. How many glitches did they find? A glitch, oh gee, we had a glitch, 5,000 votes. In all cases, right? In all cases, the votes went from Trump to Biden. They didn’t go from Biden. The glitches were never from Biden to Trump. They had many glitches, and they said, “Oh, we had a glitch.” A glitch is like the equipment is a little broken, we’ll fix it up. No, a glitch is, in this case, we caught them cheating, we caught them stealing, we caught a fraudulent effort to get votes, and they said, “Oh yes, it’s true, there was.” And there were many of them.”

– President Trump

Following that FALSE TRUTH, Trump kept it classy some more, adding a new name to the Enemies Of The People List: Georgia Republican Secretary of State, and avowed Trump voter, Brad Raffensperger.

“…The Secretary Of State, who is really, he’s an enemy of the people. The Secretary of State, and whether he’s Republican or not, this man, what he’s done…”

President Trump

But despite that (ir)RATIONAL RAGE, the big demons at big tech were already pushing ALTERNATIVE TRUTH, so Donald J(ust being cool, not going insane at all) Trump decided to set the record straight about the SLANDEROUS FACTS that caused #DiaperDon to trend on Twitter.

But since the ENEMIES OF THE PEOPLE IN THE MEDIA didn’t get the subtlety of that ALTERNATIVE FACT, Trump decided, rightly, that it was time for the GREATEST, FREEST COUNTRY IN AMERICA to shut it all down.

Of course, STUPID LIBS and STUPID OTHER PEOPLE had no idea what the president was referring to, just because it was an obscure communications law, so one of the STUPID LIBS wasted their time figuring it out, instead of just agreeing with the president the way Real Patriots do.

If you’re a PATRTIOT who doesn’t read Twitter, like I clearly DON’T, I’ll summarize. Section 230 provides immunity, for websites like Twitter, from responsibility for third party content, like #DiaperDon tweets.

A.k.a., it’s about more freedom, if by more, you mean less. But, I now support opposing freedom of expression, because Trump, Trump, TRUMP!

Only 53 days and counting until the SECOND TERM begins!

A cutout of U.S. President Donald Trump is pictured as supporters take part in a protest against the results of the 2020 U.S. presidential election in Atlanta, Georgia, November 21, 2020.

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HELL-TH SCARE: DEMS SPREAD LIES ABOUT TRUMP’S OBAMACARE DISEMBOWELMENT

Stupid, liberal Democrats want you to die. 

This is a proven FACT. It’s been PROVEN by the enactment of the most dangerously socialist threat to your life ever passed into law: OBAMACARE, or as I call it, why I own 400 guns instead of paying for health insurance (you can give me health care when you pry it into my cold, dead hands!).

Obamacare has RAINED DEATH AND DESTRUCTION on this once proud country since the day Obama signed our lives over to BIG GOVERNMENT.


We want freedom! Not health!

Get it yet, libs?

Apparently not because the scum-o-crats in “Congress” are attacking Donald J(esus Christ) Trump’s BEAUTIFUL, AMAZING, BIG LEAGUE health care masterpiece, the AMERICAN Health Care Act, which will lower premiums for all Americans, let everyone get amazingly better health care, fix all the problems of Obamacare (which is basically dead), and cut all of the crippling 3.8% taxes on America’s wealthiest heroic job manufacturers (Trump’s going to bring back job manufacturing, bigly).

The Washington-bred Dumbo-crats don’t want real Americans to know the truth about Trumpcare, so these are the sickening lies the SCARE-O-CRATS have been telling about the WORLD’S. GREATEST. HEALTH. CARE. PLAN…

“Forcing a vote without a CBO score shows that Republicans are terrified of the public learning the full consequences of their plan to push Americans with pre-existing conditions into the cold. House Republicans are going to tattoo this moral monstrosity to their foreheads, and the American people will hold them accountable.”

– Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-CA)

“Trump and Republicans will own every preventable death, every untreated illness and every bankruptcy that American families will be forced to bear if this bill becomes law and millions lose access to affordable care.” 

– Tom Perez, DNC Chair

“I thought that even though this place has become toxic, that nobody would jeopardize the health of millions of people for some political purpose.”

– Rep. Emanuel Cleaver (D-MO)

Hey Dumbs, guess what? We don’t need a CBO score because facts are for losers who believe numbers.

Guess what else? NOBODY will lose their health care because of this bill. You know why? 

DONALD. FUCKING. TRUMP. That’s why. 


He makes deals and he shoots straight and here’s what he says to reassure all the people you’re trying to scare into thinking they need healthcare.

Here’s the REAL news.

“I’m the president. Can ya believe it?”

Donald Trump

No, wait, not that. This…

“And I will say this, that as far as I’m concerned, your premiums, they’re going to start to come down… Your deductibles, when it comes to deductibles, they were so ridiculous that nobody got to use their current plan… But very importantly, [Trumpcare’s] a great plan, and ultimately, that’s what it’s all about… But we want to brag about the plan, because this plan really — uh-oh.

Donald Trump

Couldn’t have said it any better myself.

It’s a GREAT plan…

…as far as he’s concerned.

How far is he concerned, you ask? 

Far enough that he knows it’s a great plan and literally nothing else about it.

That’s all you need to know. Nothing to see here. Move along. Let’s brag about it. 


It doesn’t even matter if it’s a great plan because nobody uses their current plan, the failing hell-scape of Obamacare. Trump could hit you in the head with a rock and it would be a better plan. That might be the plan. And if Trump does it, it’ll be great. 

It’ll be great.

Many respected doctors, who aren’t FAKE DOCTORS like the American Medical Association, the country’s largest association of physicians, agree…

[insert quote from respected doctor here]

– [TBA]

…and as soon as one of them is willing to admit it publicly, I’ll tell you who they are.

Who knew health care could be so complicated?

It’s not complicated, once you get  big government out of the way, get back to basics, and get rid of all the things that you don’t need, like “health” and “caring.”

I don’t even know why we have health insurance. Why doesn’t everyone just inherit a huge sum of money, lose it, declare bankruptcy, make the money back again by screwing your investors, and then pay for your own health care? It’s so easy

Or why don’t they work for Congress, where the health care plan covers pre-existing conditions.

What’s their plan called again?

“Obamacare. And I know it’s called Obamacare because I used it to get surgery for my pre-existing condition just days before I scooted back to work to vote to take away Obamacare from millions of Americans, while also voting to exempt congress from the effects of Trumpcare.”

Rep. Jason Chaffetz (R-UT) (probably)

So the point, sheeple, is that the Democrats are lying hypocrites and nobody has anything to worry about from Trumpcare because it’s gonna be great. So great.

And that’s all you need to know about it.

Just like Trump.

And just like Republican Congressman Chris Collins (R-NY) who voted for Trumpcare and then said this afterwards…

[H]e told The Buffalo News that he was unaware of a key provision in the bill that decimates a health plan that serves 635,000 New Yorkers… Collins said: “Explain that to me.”

Now that’s a true patriot. 

Like Trump, he knows Trumpcare is great. 

He just needs someone to explain to him what’s in it.

Update: We finally found a doctor who approves of Trumpcare…

Doctor Harold N. Bornstein.


Doctor Bornstein sent us this letter explaining why he supports Trumpcare.

To whom my concern:

I am the personal gastroenterologist/primary care physician/style coach to President Donald J. Trump. Over the past 5 minutes I have been conducting a thorough examination of Mr. Trump’s health care plan and I am pleased to report that Trumpcare will only have positive results for the American people. Actually, it is an astonishingly excellent plan.

The greatness and terrificness of Mr. trump’s health care plan are extraordinary.

My tests conclude that Mr. Trump’s health care plan will be great and extraordinary. If I had to choose 3 words to describe Mr. Trump’s plan they would be: great, extraordinary, and big league.

Mr. Trump himself has suffered from no form of cancer, has never had a hip, knee or shoulder replacement or any other orthopedic surgery and is in perfect health, making him the sickest possible person who could survive under the Trumpcare plan.

If Trumpcare passes, I can state unequivocally that Mr. Trump will be the healthiest person in America because everyone else will be dead from lack of affordable health care.

I ❤ Trumpcare!

Sincerely,

Dr. Harold N. Bornstein, M.D.
P.S. Is meth addiction a pre-existing condition? Asking for a friend.

HEY FLORIDA, DON’T TOUCH THOSE ARMADILLOS… BECAUSE THEY HAVE LEPROSY (AND ALSO WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING THEM ANYWAY?) ((BECAUSE YOU’RE FLORIDA?) (OH))

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What’s that Floridians?

You already made that Armadillo into a stew and ate it?

DAMMIT, FLORIDA!

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