Stupid, liberal Democrats want you to die.
This is a proven FACT. It’s been PROVEN by the enactment of the most dangerously socialist threat to your life ever passed into law: OBAMACARE, or as I call it, why I own 400 guns instead of paying for health insurance (you can give me health care when you pry it into my cold, dead hands!).
Obamacare has RAINED DEATH AND DESTRUCTION on this once proud country since the day Obama signed our lives over to BIG GOVERNMENT.
Get it yet, libs?
Apparently not because the scum-o-crats in “Congress” are attacking Donald J(esus Christ) Trump’s BEAUTIFUL, AMAZING, BIG LEAGUE health care masterpiece, the AMERICAN Health Care Act, which will lower premiums for all Americans, let everyone get amazingly better health care, fix all the problems of Obamacare (which is basically dead), and cut all of the crippling 3.8% taxes on America’s wealthiest heroic job manufacturers (Trump’s going to bring back job manufacturing, bigly).
The Washington-bred Dumbo-crats don’t want real Americans to know the truth about Trumpcare, so these are the sickening lies the SCARE-O-CRATS have been telling about the WORLD’S. GREATEST. HEALTH. CARE. PLAN…
“Forcing a vote without a CBO score shows that Republicans are terrified of the public learning the full consequences of their plan to push Americans with pre-existing conditions into the cold. House Republicans are going to tattoo this moral monstrosity to their foreheads, and the American people will hold them accountable.”
– Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-CA)
“Trump and Republicans will own every preventable death, every untreated illness and every bankruptcy that American families will be forced to bear if this bill becomes law and millions lose access to affordable care.”
– Tom Perez, DNC Chair
“I thought that even though this place has become toxic, that nobody would jeopardize the health of millions of people for some political purpose.”
– Rep. Emanuel Cleaver (D-MO)
Hey Dumbs, guess what? We don’t need a CBO score because facts are for losers who believe numbers.
Guess what else? NOBODY will lose their health care because of this bill. You know why?
DONALD. FUCKING. TRUMP. That’s why.
Here’s the REAL news.
“I’m the president. Can ya believe it?”
No, wait, not that. This…
“And I will say this, that as far as I’m concerned, your premiums, they’re going to start to come down… Your deductibles, when it comes to deductibles, they were so ridiculous that nobody got to use their current plan… But very importantly, [Trumpcare’s] a great plan, and ultimately, that’s what it’s all about… But we want to brag about the plan, because this plan really — uh-oh.
Couldn’t have said it any better myself.
It’s a GREAT plan…
…as far as he’s concerned.
How far is he concerned, you ask?
Far enough that he knows it’s a great plan and literally nothing else about it.
That’s all you need to know. Nothing to see here. Move along. Let’s brag about it.
It doesn’t even matter if it’s a great plan because nobody uses their current plan, the failing hell-scape of Obamacare. Trump could hit you in the head with a rock and it would be a better plan. That might be the plan. And if Trump does it, it’ll be great.
It’ll be great.
Many respected doctors, who aren’t FAKE DOCTORS like the American Medical Association, the country’s largest association of physicians, agree…
[insert quote from respected doctor here]
…and as soon as one of them is willing to admit it publicly, I’ll tell you who they are.
Who knew health care could be so complicated?
It’s not complicated, once you get big government out of the way, get back to basics, and get rid of all the things that you don’t need, like “health” and “caring.”
I don’t even know why we have health insurance. Why doesn’t everyone just inherit a huge sum of money, lose it, declare bankruptcy, make the money back again by screwing your investors, and then pay for your own health care? It’s so easy.
Or why don’t they work for Congress, where the health care plan covers pre-existing conditions.
What’s their plan called again?
“Obamacare. And I know it’s called Obamacare because I used it to get surgery for my pre-existing condition just days before I scooted back to work to vote to take away Obamacare from millions of Americans, while also voting to exempt congress from the effects of Trumpcare.”
So the point, sheeple, is that the Democrats are lying hypocrites and nobody has anything to worry about from Trumpcare because it’s gonna be great. So great.
And that’s all you need to know about it.
Just like Trump.
And just like Republican Congressman Chris Collins (R-NY) who voted for Trumpcare and then said this afterwards…
[H]e told The Buffalo News that he was unaware of a key provision in the bill that decimates a health plan that serves 635,000 New Yorkers… Collins said: “Explain that to me.”
Now that’s a true patriot.
Like Trump, he knows Trumpcare is great.
He just needs someone to explain to him what’s in it.
Update: We finally found a doctor who approves of Trumpcare…
Doctor Harold N. Bornstein.
To whom my concern:
I am the personal gastroenterologist/primary care physician/style coach to President Donald J. Trump. Over the past 5 minutes I have been conducting a thorough examination of Mr. Trump’s health care plan and I am pleased to report that Trumpcare will only have positive results for the American people. Actually, it is an astonishingly excellent plan.
The greatness and terrificness of Mr. trump’s health care plan are extraordinary.
My tests conclude that Mr. Trump’s health care plan will be great and extraordinary. If I had to choose 3 words to describe Mr. Trump’s plan they would be: great, extraordinary, and big league.
Mr. Trump himself has suffered from no form of cancer, has never had a hip, knee or shoulder replacement or any other orthopedic surgery and is in perfect health, making him the sickest possible person who could survive under the Trumpcare plan.
If Trumpcare passes, I can state unequivocally that Mr. Trump will be the healthiest person in America because everyone else will be dead from lack of affordable health care.
I ❤ Trumpcare!
Dr. Harold N. Bornstein, M.D.
P.S. Is meth addiction a pre-existing condition? Asking for a friend.
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