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GEORGE W. BUSH CAN STILL SHAKE IT AFTER ALL THESE YEARS

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While President OBAMA was playing politics, George W. BUSH, the interpretive dancer and former president, came out of hiding today for an appearance to commemorate the BIGGEST F#@%ING “MISSION ACCOMPLISHED” OF HIS PRESIDENCY, Hurricane Katrina.

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HEY FLORIDA, DON’T TOUCH THOSE ARMADILLOS… BECAUSE THEY HAVE LEPROSY (AND ALSO WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING THEM ANYWAY?) ((BECAUSE YOU’RE FLORIDA?) (OH))

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What’s that Floridians?

You already made that Armadillo into a stew and ate it?

DAMMIT, FLORIDA!

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THE DARK SECRET BEHIND ‘JURASSIC WORLD’

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In yet another sad display of how far America has declined under Obama, American filmgoers lined up in droves last weekend to fork over more than $200 million to an anti-American Hollywood screed that did not feature even one single American Sniper.

That “film,” if you can call it that, was called Jurassic World.

But while the clapping seals at the theaters and the liberal media were amused by this anti-military, CGI laden crap-fest, real Americans were prepping (or “preparing” in lib-speak) for the DINO-POCALYPSE that the film terrifyingly predicts.

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New Book From The Creator Of TRUTHMISSILES.COM!

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Check out this new book from the creator of TruthMissiles.com!

It’s got all the hilarity, irreverent wit, and typos that you’ve come to expect from your favorite fake news website.

It’s short. It’s different. It’s written under a pseudonym. And for a limited time, it’s ABSOLUTELY FREE!!!

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END OF DAYS: OBAMA RELEASES IMMIGRANT SWARM INTO AMERICA

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Note: This post comes with TruthSound. Play the TruthSound while reading for the full Truthperience:

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NFL WEEK 3: REAGANS AND OBAMAS

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It’s three weeks into the NFL season, which means I’m either fanatically over-confident, like GOP Midterm watchers, in my 3-0 team’s performance or gradually beginning to lose interest, like President Obama, in my sub-undefeated team’s non-perfection.

Either way, nothing cheers me up like TRUTHMISSLES.COM’s weekly rundown of the most REAGAN-LIKE (best) and OBAMA-LIKE (worst) performances of week three in the “ALL-TRUTH TEAM”:

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