What’s that Floridians?
You already made that Armadillo into a stew and ate it?
In yet another sad display of how far America has declined under Obama, American filmgoers lined up in droves last weekend to fork over more than $200 million to an anti-American Hollywood screed that did not feature even one single American Sniper.
That “film,” if you can call it that, was called Jurassic World.
But while the clapping seals at the theaters and the liberal media were amused by this anti-military, CGI laden crap-fest, real Americans were prepping (or “preparing” in lib-speak) for the DINO-POCALYPSE that the film terrifyingly predicts.
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We’re six weeks into the NFL season. Six. That’s 1/3 of the devil’s number.
Coincidence that BARACK also contains SIX letters?
And so does OBAMAA. Continue reading
It’s three weeks into the NFL season, which means I’m either fanatically over-confident, like GOP Midterm watchers, in my 3-0 team’s performance or gradually beginning to lose interest, like President Obama, in my sub-undefeated team’s non-perfection.
Either way, nothing cheers me up like TRUTHMISSLES.COM’s weekly rundown of the most REAGAN-LIKE (best) and OBAMA-LIKE (worst) performances of week three in the “ALL-TRUTH TEAM”:
Two weeks into the NFL Season we can begin to sort out the contenders.. aka REAGANS, and the pretenders… aka OBAMAS.
It’s one week into the NFL SEASON, which means its time for me, SHEEPLENUMBER1, to pre-judge all 32 NFL teams’ seasons as a successes or miserable, humiliating, Obama-like failures. Continue reading