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Have You Noticed The My Pillow MAN Is Starting To Sound A TINY Bit TOTALLY INSANE!!!! Weird, right?

“My documentary is called “Absolute Proof.” Proof that I’m A RAVING LUNATIC!!!!” – My Pillow Man Mike Lindell

PATRIOTS, as a PROUD REPUBLICAN and CONSERVATIVE, there’s nothing I’m more committed to than supporting ABSOLUTE, STARK RAVING MAD LUNATICS. You know who I’m talking about, people like Donald Trump, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Jeanine Pirro, and Ol’ Head-leaker, himself, Rudy Giuliani. Until today, I also considered My Pillow founder Mike Lindell part of that ILLUSTRIOUS LIST OF LUNATICS! But, PATRIOTS, I gotta admit, Lindell, is starting to seem a little TOO CRAZY even for me, a committed TRUMP ALLY and STRONG OPPONENT OF REALITY.

I stood by Lindell when he falsely claimed a poisonous plant could magically CURE Covid. I backed him when he tried to convince the president to IMPOSE MARTIAL LAW and seize the U.S. government from the lyin’ LIBERALS who won the election fair and square. Hell, I even supported Lindell when he kept trying to make us all buy his SHITTY PILLOWS! But, in the last few days, it’s starting to seem like Mike Lindell is gone into coo-coo crazy town on the batshit express!

A few days ago, he had to be THROWN OFF THE AIR while on NEWSMAX–NEWSMAX! The same NEWSMAX that allowed a Trump campaign lawyer to claim on its airwaves, unchallenged, that a former Trump official should be executed! Executed! Yes, Mike Lindell was THROWN OFF that NEWSMAX for being TOO CRAZY! Think about that for a second!

Lindell went on NEWSMAX to explain why he was being cancelled by TWITTER, after Twitter suspended his account for posting unhinged and provably false claims about the 2020 election being stolen from TRUMP. This INJUSTICE, as NEWSMAX and ALL CONSERVATIVES rightly understood, was the result of the LEFT’S EVIL AND OVERZEALOUS CANEL CULTURE!!! But, wouldn’t you know it, when Lindell went on NEWSMAX to spout the EXACT SAME CLAIMS that got him “CANCELLED FROM TWITTER,” the people on Conservative NEWSMAX said, “Shit, you know what? This guy is crazy! Like certifiably nuts! We gotta get him off our air before we get sued! We gotta CANCEL HIM!!!”

NEWSMAX anchor Bob Sellers literally walked the off set of his own show while Mike Lindell was talking! Think about how crazy the shit you are saying has to be in order to make a NEWSMAX anchor walk off the set of his own, in-progress show, because he’s SO AFRAID of being associated with the demented insanity that you are spewing! Imagine that! That’s where Mike Lindell is right now on the CRAZY SCALE!!! TOO CRAZY to speak on Newsmax!

He said, “Bye-bye pillow!”

But, that wasn’t the CRAZIEST THING Mike Lindell did this week. NOT BY A LONG SHOT!

On Friday morning, Lindell appeared in a three-hour “documentary” that he made, which aired on the OTHER wildly, irresponsible, Trump-supporting channel, One America News Network! The OANN special, which OANN DID NOT create and REFUSED to be associated with, (besides, I guess allowing Lindell to buy out time on its airwaves to show it) purported to expose the “Absolute Proof” that Donald Trump actually won the 2020 election. “Absolute Proof” was even the name of Lindell’s special, which you won’t be surprised to read, contained no proof, and not even conjecture, but was merely three hours of Mike Lindell ranting and raving in his pillow-hocking voice about things that are both PROVABLY FALSE and TOTALLY INSANE. The only thing this special was “Absolute Proof” of, was that Mike Lindell’s CRAZY could power a small city!

Like all ABSOLUTE PROOFS of Donald Trump’s victory, it starts with a 1:31 long DISCLAIMER about how the claims about to be made by “Michael James Lindell” are SO CRAZY, that even ONE AMERICA NEWS NETWORK, the blindly-Trump-supporting channel that EMPLOYS AN ACTUAL KREMLIN PROPAGANDIST, DISAVOWS ALL OF THESE WILD CLAIMS, and that “the… claims expressed in this program… are not intended to be taken or interpreted by the viewer as established facts.” READ THAT AGAIN SO YOU UNDERSTAND EXACTLY WHAT IT’S SAYING, because that’s a pretty bold claim for a channel that calls itself a “News Network.”

OANN makes clear that it’s airing this special purely for profit, but knows it’s total bullshit, and would really like to not be named in any of the billions of dollars of lawsuits that are being filed against conservative media by the voting companies that they’ve been lying about.

So it’s, you know, NEWS!

Lindell He

And LINDELL’S claims that followed that AMAZING DISCLAIMER certainly lived up to their billing.

“The first miracle was on election night, and on election night at 11:15 at night, the algorithms on these machines broke, basically broke, and this’ll be explained during this show, but they broke. What that means is Donald Trump got so many more millions of votes that they didn’t expect that they’re going to have to go recalibrate, right?”

Algorithm EXPERT and My Pillow Man

Right?

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiggghhhtttt. Okay, but what is your Absolute Proof?

Nothing? Okay, got it.

“The big thing was the theft by these other countries that came in to attack our country through these machines that are made to steal elections. Every election going forward in history if these things would have happened, these two, and we would have never known, every single vote you would have ever made wouldn’t have mattered. Somebody else would have made that vote. And we’ve all seen in this past month, you think it wasn’t communists coming in and taking us over? With people here. This is an attack not only on those other countries with communism, but they had domestic traitors right here in our country. Whatever’s going on right now, we’re seeing it. They’re suppressing. Cancel culture. They’re trying to cancel us all out. I have seen churches, the Christian churches, they’re being attacked right now. People on social media, anyone that speaks up, they’re going, ‘You can’t say that.’ It’s like, you’re gone. Right now they’re doing whack-a-mole because they knew they were so close, so close that we would never know in history what happened.”

An ELECTIONS EXPERT Who Makes Cheap Pillows

Okay, so as a person who hates America as much as I love TRUMP, TRUMP, TRUMP, I want this to be true. But, I’m afraid it sounds more like a guy who makes pillows is high on cocaine and trying to convince me of something that makes no sense. What’s that? That’s EXACTLY what this is? Oh.

Would you like to see more of this NON-FACTUAL “proof”? No?

What’s that, your head hurts? Oh, well, here’s some more claims by MIKE LINDELL.

You know that when the DRUNK WOMAN who was nationally mocked for her INSANE, RIDICULOUS, NONSENSICAL RAMBLING about how tRuMp ReAlLy WoN shows up as part of your “Absolute Proof” that things are going really well, and by “really well” I mean about as good as a night’s sleep on a MyPillow!

PATRIOTS, we’ve suffered a lot of insane, unhinged, destructive conspiracy theories over the past four years. We’ve bent over backward to excuse and apologize for the CONSPIRACY THEORIST IN CHIEF, and we’ve all come out worse for it. What say we STOP with this INSANE UTTER NONSENSE, and stop letting the My Pillow man book airtime on TV to brainwash TRUMP-SUPPORTING IDIOTS? I think I speak for everyone when I say, get some rest, My Pillow man. Get some rest. You’ve harmed your country proud, and you’re TOO CRAZY, even for US CRAZIES!

I’m afraid, at this point, I might even have to buy LIBERAL PILLOWS if it will make you shut the hell up! And now, there’s a new option in probably-shitty pillows headed to market:

Parkland school shooting survivor and gun control advocate David Hogg plans to launch his own pillow company with the goal of competing against embattled bedding company MyPillow. The idea was posed to Hogg, 20, in a tweet from entrepreneur William LeGate on Thursday that questioned whether the duo should start a pillow company to “put MyPillow out of business.”

NBC (Nothin’ But Crap) NEWS

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GOP PATRIOT McCarthy LIES That He Doesn’t Know What QAnon Is, Defends QAnon BELIEVER Marjorie Taylor Greene, And Insists QAnon DOES NOT Represent HIS Values Or Beliefs; Also is FULL OF S***!!!!

US House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy.
“I don’t know anything about QAnon, the CRAZY conspiracy theory that’s destroying the PARTY I am in charge of,” says GOP Leader Kevin McCarthy.

PATRIOTS, there are a lot of things I won’t tolerate. Communism, Government regulation, Fast Food restaurants getting my order wrong. But at the top of that list is SPINELESS COWARDS! That’s why I was so RELIEVED to find out that House Republican Leader Kevin McCarthy is a man of COURAGE AND PRINCIPLE, not like those STUPID LIBS! McCarthy says what he means, and you know when he speaks, it comes from the HEART. He’s a straight shooter.

That’s why, when confronted with the difficult decision over whether to punish a member of his own party who helped incite the Capitol Insurrection, called for the execution of Democrats, spread ridiculous anti-semitic claims, and promoted dangerous QAnon claims, McCarthy chose to PATRIOTICALLY LIE and say, “I don’t know what any of that is. Gosh, I’m just a simple COUNTRY BOY from California. I don’t know what nothin’ about runnin’ a political caucus. Q-what? I talked to that crazy lady, and boy howdy, she sure sounded nice to me, but I don’t much remember ’bout what she was on about, and I can’t even repeat it myself, but, it was some good ‘splainin’. You can take my word on that!”

I’m paraphrasing, of course.

“I think it would be helpful if you could hear exactly what she told all us, denouncing Q-on, I don’t know if I say it right, I don’t even know what it is– any from the shootings, she said she knew nothing about lasers, or all the different things that have been brought up about her.”

GOP Leader Kevin “SPINELESS PATRIOT” McCarthy

McCarthy will not punish Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA), who has not publicly disavowed any of the WILD, DANGEROUS INCITEMENTS she has uttered. Why won’t McCarthy punish her? Because she said something to him in private, and he can’t seem to articulate what it was, but now, it’s all good. Trust him.

Is Taylor Greene going to publicly walk back her claims that Democrats should be executed with a bullet to the head, or that Jews built a space laser to start the California wildfires, or that all school shootings were FALSE FLAG OPERATIONS, with fake dead children, so that the government could take PATRTIOTS’ GUNS AWAY?

TBD.

The important thing is that we just move on from this REAL CRISIS OF GOVERNANCE, in order to focus on IMAGINARY DEMOCRATIC SCANDALS, like Hidin’ Joe Biden’s senility.

And never mind that even the MOST CYNICAL RIGHT WING LUNATIC has called Marjorie Taylor Greene a “cancer.” That don’t bother McCarthy what nothin’!

In fact, Kevin McCarthy, REPUBLICAN LEADER, is so sure he DOESN’T EVEN KNOW what QAnon, or “Q-on” as he calls it, is, he said SIX MONTHS AGO that he denounces QAnon!

Now, stupid LIBS will say that this PROVES that Kevin McCarthy is a FULL OF S***, SPINELESS COWARD who will burn our country to the ground before he admonishes the dangerous behavior of even the most LOWLY LUNATIC in his caucus. BUT THE LIBS ARE STUPID! They don’t get it! They only see the FACTS IN FRONT OF THEIR FACES AND NOT THE BIGGER TRUTH!

The TRUTH, sheeple, is that Kevin McCarthy did not FLIP FLOP. He didn’t lie to protect a violent, deranged gun nut 9/11 truther’s place on the House Education Committee! Clearly, the most obvious explanation is that Kevin McCarthy was replaced by a BODY DOUBLE, a Democratic Double Agent, manufactured in a lab run by George Soros! THAT BODY DOUBLE, Qevin McQarthy, learned all about QAnon, and denounced it, LIKE A SICK, TWISTED LEFTIST WHO LOVES AMERICA! But, then, surprise, the real Kevin McCarthy escaped from the SPACE PRISON where Barack Obama was holding him hostage, AFTER BEAMING HIM UP WITH GEORGE SOROS’ JEWISH SPACE LASER, and McCarthy beamed back down to Earth to tell everyone the truth: THAT HE HAS NO IDEA what Q-ON is, and HE TOTALLY SUPPORTS EVERYONE WHO SUPPORTS IT, despite not knowing what it is.

And also, as he said in a statement, “Past comments from and endorsed by Marjorie Taylor Greene on school shootings, political violence, and anti-Semitic conspiracy theories do not represent the values or beliefs of the House Republican Conference.” There you go!

THAT makes so much more sense than KEVIN MCCARTHY IS A SPINELESS COWARD!

Kevin McCarthy. Hero. Cry more, lib!

Unfortunately, Kevin McCarthy can’t save Marjorie Taylor Greene’s VALUABLE PLACE on the House Education Committee. It looks like SOROS and the JEWS win again! The Dems are likely to VOTE her off her committee assignments later today.

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All Of GOP’S Problems Might Be Result Of LEFT’S Secret JEWISH SPACE LASER, Says Maniac!!!

Rep. Jimmy Gomez drafts resolution to oust Marjorie Taylor Greene from  Congress - POLITICO

PATRIOTS, I’m no anti-semite, but I certainly think it’s fair game to ask whether ALL of the problems currently troubling our GREAT COUNTRY and our GREAT REPUBLICAN PARTY can be blamed on a SECRET JEWISH SPACE LASER. It’s not SO CRAZY if you DON’T think about it! This question isn’t just being asked by WINGNUTS like myself, but FULL-FLEDGED lawmakers in the Republican Party, like Marjorie Taylor Greene, easily the most PATRIOTIC AMERICAN PATRIOT since Dennis Rodman!

Representative Trailer Queen–I mean Taylor Greene–has SET A NEW BAR for WILDLY OFFENSIVE CONSPIRACY THEORIES since getting elected to the People’s House on a PERFECTLY SANE GOP platform of QAnon conspiracy fearmongering, like stopping Democrats from allegedly harvesting the organs of children in Satanic rituals, something that was obviously TOTALLY REAL and near-and-dear to the hearts of her PERFECTLY SANE constituents in Georgia (what the HELL is up with that state electing two Democrats to the Senate and Greene to the House?!?!). But that’s just the tip of the iceberg for this WOMAN OF GOD AND AMERICA! Greene believes ALL SCHOOL SHOOTINGS are staged hoaxes, 9/11 was an inside job by the U.S. government, Muslims shouldn’t be allowed to serve in government, and Democrats should be executed. ALL THINGS THAT MAKE TOTAL SENSE IF YOU NEVER THINK ABOUT THEM, AND YOU ARE ALSO TOTALLY INSANE. (Which is why Trump supporters loved her!) BUT PATRIOTS, ALL OF THAT WAS JUST THE WARMUP ACT!

For JEWISH SPACE LASER!

PATRIOTS, there is no comedic set up that can make this report by New York Magazine any funnier, or more terrifying, than it already is:

The most recent Greene view to be unearthed comes via Eric Hananoki. Just over two years ago, Greene suggested in a Facebook post that wildfires in California were not natural. Forests don’t just catch fire, you know. Rather, the blazes had been started by PG&E, in conjunction with the Rothschilds, using a space laser, in order to clear room for a high-speed rail project. Here is Greene’s entire post, via Media Matters:

Did you get all that? No? Neither did I. Really, it’s one of the most PATRIOTICALLY INSANE things ever written by a member of Congress. In fact, while we can debate the legal grounds for expulsion from the House of Representatives, which many Dems have called for, there can really be NO DEBATE that these views rise to the level of making Marjorie Taylor Greene an EXTREME DANGER to the AMERICAN PEOPLE! She certainly, has no BUSINESS BEING IN CONGRESS! She needs to be in a MENTAL HOSPITAL!

WHICH IS WHY I SUPPORT HER!

You see, as a TRUMP SUPPORTER, like GameStop stock, my entire connection with facts & reality has been COMPLETELY severed. I no longer live on this plane of existence. I am purely what I and others imagine myself to be! In the FANTASY WORLD I inhabit, again, as an avowed TRUMP SUPPORTER, all of the PROVABLY FALSE things Marjorie Taylor Greene has said are true! TRUE, BECAUSE THEY ARE FALSE, you see! It doesn’t have to make sense, it just has to keep reinforcing the INFINITE FEEDBACK loop of the Republican Party, like buying a stock makes a stock a good buy! CAPITALISM! If everything Trump and the GOP do is good, then everything bad is good; and, if everything bad is good, everything false must also be true! Then, in this ALTERNATE REALITY OF TRUMP AND GOP ALTERNATIVE FACTS, Marjorie Taylor Greene is not the greatest threat to America, she is our greatest asset. We are no longer bound by the constraints of TRUTH in OUR PARTY, and in OUR COUNTRY, sir! WE ARE THE JEWISH SPACE LASER OF POLITICAL PARTIES! RACIST, ANTI-SEMITIC, ONLY MAKING SENSE INSIDE OUR OWN MINDS, AND THE GREATEST THREAT TO THE PLANET EARTH IN EXISTENCE! WE ARE PATRIOTS!

And, Republican House Leader Kevin McCarthy feels the same way. He’s not listening to those stupid Democrats who think Marjorie Taylor Greene is a threat, just because she is threatening our country and her fellow members of Congress. McCarthy knows that Marjorie Taylor Greene IS THE GOP! AND, WE COULD LEARN A THING OR TWO FROM HER INSANITY. That’s why the GOP PUT HER ON THE EDUCATION COMMITTEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ARE YOU F***ING KIDDING ME? THIS CAN’T BE REAL LIFE! IS IT? ARE YOU SURE? DID I GET HIT IN THE HEAD!?!?!?! THE EDUCATION COMMITTEE?!?!?!)

CRAZY NANCY had a typically crazy response to this TOTALLY SANE MOVE by the GOP to put the school shooting truther on the education committee!

“Assigning her to the Education Committee when she has mocked the killing of little children at Sandy Hook Elementary School, when she has mocked the killing of teenagers in high school at the Marjory Stoneman Douglas high school — what could they be thinking? Or is thinking too generous a word for what they might be doing?”

‘CRAZY’ Nancy Pelosi

Very generous, Nancy!

And, THE GOP totally knew Marjorie Taylor Greene was TOTALLY CRAZY a long time ago, but Kevin McCarthy, “did little to stop her,” Axios reports. According to Greene’s LOSER primary opponent John Cowan, LOSER, “Everybody was well aware of her previous persona and who she is. I would say they all knew she was going to be a problem… Maybe they just assumed that the awe of winning an election would calm her down a little bit, and so she would actually be interested in governing and be interested in policy, and she’s just clearly not. She is literally there for a stage production.”

HEY JOHN, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, CRAZY TALKS AND SANITY WALKS IN THE GOP! SO WHY ARE YOU IN IT?

But CoMpLeTe SaNiTy talks, too. Because Republican Leader Kevin McCarthy has a solution to Marjorie Taylor Greene’s “deeply disturbing” and PATRIOTIC belief that everything she can see with her eyes is FAKE, Democrats need to be SHOT, and JEWISH SPACE LASERS are real.

“These comments are deeply disturbing and Leader McCarthy plans to have a conversation with the Congresswoman about them,” spokesman Mark Bednar told CNN.

CNN (Clinton News Network)

CONVERSATION! Right. I’m sure that’ll fix everything, because everyone knows when you run into a CRAZY TRUMP SUPPORTER, a good, fact based conversation usually changes their mind.

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