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LYIN’ TED CRUZ SAVES Texas From Icy HELLSTORM By Fleeing To CANCUN For VACATION!!! Suffering IGNORED, LIBS!!!

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Lyin’ Ted went undercover at the airport! SICK LIBS would never suspect a MASKED man of being a REPUBLICAN PATRIOT!

PATRIOTS, the old saying goes, “Screw you! We’re from Texas!” Well, NUMBER ONE PATRIOT LYIN’ TED CRUZ might have just come up with a better saying: “Screw you, Texas! I’m going to Mexico!” With millions of residents in his state suffering under dangerous freezing conditions, blackouts, no heat, and lack of potable water, this LYIN’ of the Senate did what any TRUE TRUMPIAN HERO would have done! He got the f*** out of there!

Ted flew off to SAFETY in the country he HATES the most, Mexico! Cancun to be exact! And he left his LOSER and SUCKER constituents to take care of themselves, because, like one CONSERVATIVE MAYOR in Ted’s state RIGHTLY scolded the suffering recently, “If you were sitting at home in the cold because you have no power and are sitting there waiting for someone to come rescue you because your lazy is direct result of your raising!”

Smart and literate!

Luckily, the former president’s border wall to keep the drug dealers and “rapists” out of Texas didn’t stop Lyin’s jet from making it to safety on the other side of it. IN MEXICO!

I’M NOT COGNITIVELY DISSONANT! YOU ARE, LIB!

LIBERALS WERE ALL OVER THE STORY of Lyin’ Ted’s HEROIC flee, which was first reported by notable LIB RAG, Fox News!

But, PATRIOTS, just because this ACT OF VALOR by Lyin’ Ted makes him look like the most callous, insensitive jerk who ever served in Congress, which is really saying something, THE LIBS ARE STILL MISSING THE POINT! What was Lyin’ supposed to do?!?! Help?

Puh-lease, libs! Nobody’s helping. Except Beto O’Rourke, that Democratic LOSER who LOST his senate bid against Lyin’ Ted, yet still helps suffering people in his state, LIKE A SUCKER! LIB! SHAME! LIB!

Hey, BEEE-TO, nobody needs help here! We’re just fine! In fact, we’re just fine without power or potable water! At least, that’s what Former Governor Rick Perry says, and he KNOWS ALMOST NOTHING ABOUT ANYTHING, so he probably KNOWS A LOT about the opinions of his suffering and freezing former constituents.

“Texans would be without electricity for longer than three days to keep the federal government out of their business… Try not to let whatever the crisis of the day is take your eye off of having a resilient grid…”

Former Texas Governor Rick Perry

Which Texas doesn’t have because… communism, I guess?

Things are going SO GOOD in Cruz’s home state of TEXAS that people aren’t even worried about not having electricity anymore (because they don’t have water now, either).

Scores of Texans were under notice to boil tap water before drinking it after days of record low temperatures damaged infrastructure, caused blackouts and froze water pipes.

FAKE NEWS NBC (NOTHING BUT CRAP) News

LIBS just don’t get it. While they’re suffering UNDER SOCIALIST, LIB-O-CRATIC leadership in their big city, ivory towers with their… heat… and drinking water, they don’t understand the JOYS OF REAL FREEDOM. Freedom to SUFFER AND DIE FOR REPUBLICAN CONTROL OF OUR COUNTRY WITHOUT BIG, LIB GUBMINT TELLING ME TO LIVE!

Absolutely NOBODY in Texas needs any HELP from Lyin’ Ted Cruz, anyway. Except the kids in hospitals with no flushing toilets, AKA Scum-o-crats.

[A]t least two hospitals in the Austin metro area were being evacuated on Wednesday night due to a lack of hot water and heat. Matt Largey, an editor at Austin’s NPR station KUT, tweeted out a statement from St. David’s South Austin Medical Center on Wednesday that confirmed that the hospital was in the process of evacuating some of its “just under 300 patients” from the facility after it “lost water pressure today from the City of Austin.” … Minutes later, Largey reported that Dell Children’s Medical Center, a pediatric hospital located in Austin, was also without power. In an accompanying statement from the hospital sent from a source, officials confirmed that “extreme weather conditions” had resulted in the facility experiencing “interruptions in service,” and noted that the toilets there did not currently have “flushing capabilities.”

Gizmodo

Flushing toilets at children’s hospitals are overrated anyway. You gotta teach those kids about FREE MARKET ECONOMICS early, or else they’ll never understand later why they’re being forced to freeze to death without drinking water so their Senators can take a vacation in Mexico–I mean, so capitalism.

The answer to that question, of course, is GUNS. Don’t get it? That’s because you’re a socialist! SOCIALIST!

NOTED CONSERVATIVE CRIMINAL Dinesh D’Souza gets it. WHAT IS LYIN’ TED SUPPOSED TO DO? Flying to Mexico and abandoning his state is actually the MOST HELPFUL thing Lyin’ Ted can do! That’s effective leadership!

Ted Cruz REALLY IS THE BEST! He’s helping more than anyone else, by NOT HELPING AT ALL! It’s called pulling yourself up by your own bootstraps, Texas. Sure, you don’t have drinking water, or heat, or for some, life, but think of all the things you still DO HAVE! Like, GUNS! And…

I can’t think of anything else, but, the important thing is that you remember, you’re suffering so that you can be free! Or, so the owner of the Dallas Cowboys can make money, I guess. SAME THING!

Comstock Resources chief financial officer Roland Burns acknowledged that the company had “hit the jackpot” as it sold gas from its Haynesville Shale wells in East Texas on the spot market for a price between $15 and $179 per cubic feet… “This week is like hitting the jackpot with some of these incredible prices,” Burns said during an earnings call on Wednesday… [Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry] Jones… controls a 73 percent share in Comstock, according to the company’s 2020 proxy statement.

Newsweek

Hey, it might seem bad, Texas, but just remember… guns. No big government LIBS will be able to pry them from your FROZEN hands now!

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DISGRACE!!! NBA’s Cuban BANS playing of OUR NATIONAL ANTHEM before GAMES!!!! EVIL!!!

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“Hi, I’m Mark Cuban, owner of the NBA’s Dallas Mavericks, and I HATE AMERICA AND FREEDOM!” – Mark Cuban, probably

PATRIOTS, there’s nothing I love more than the RESPECTFUL PLAYING of OUR AMERICAN NATIONAL ANTHEM! I bleed RED, WHITE AND BLUE, and I SING PROUDLY every time I hear it played before a GAME OF SPORT (when I feel like it, which is rarely), or at least, I mock conduct an imaginary orchestra in the most sarcastic way possible, LIKE OUR GREATEST AMERICA-HATING PRESIDENT!

But PATRIOTS, I am sad to report there will be NO MORE playing of OUR NATIONAL ANTHEM, because, starting today, AMERICA IS NOW OFFICIALLY DEAD! The communists killed it!

And, by communists, I mean the America-hating bastard who runs one of the franchises of the NATIONAL BASKETBALL (& SOCIALISM) ASSOCIATION, Mark Cuban, owner of the NBA’s Dallas Mavericks! Mark Cuban is a well known LEFTIST SCUM, who has criticized Former President Donald Trump, which automatically makes him one of the most EVIL threats to freedom that the human race has ever seen. Now, MARX CUBAN (is he American or Cuban? Pick a side DEVIL-MAN!) has directed his team to stop playing the national anthem before home games.

Cuban … made the decision after consulting with NBA commissioner Adam Silver. The Mavericks did not announce the change in policy, but the national anthem has not been played before any of their 13 preseason and regular-season games at the American Airlines Center this season.

ESPN (Extremely Socialist Pelosi Network)

And because the WEAK-KNEED NBA has refused to FORCE it’s teams to RESPECT OUR GODDAMN COUNTRY IN THE WAY I SEE FIT, now it appears every team can just do whatever the hell they want! They can stop playing the anthem, just because it has nothing to do with sports. Hell, they can even start calling for social justice and racial equality! What is this, COMMUNIST CHINA?!?!?!?

Unlike Former President Trump, who criticized the “son-of-a-bitch” athletes who kneeled during the anthem, CUBAN has been DISMANTLING OUR FREEDOM one step at a time, with his encouragement of EVIL, SOCIALIST KNEELING during the anthem. He said last year that, “When our players in the NBA do what’s in their heart, when they do what they feel represents who they are and look to move this country forward when it comes to race relationships, I think that’s a beautiful thing and I’ll be proud of them.”

Okay CUBAN, go back to CUBA! What’s that? He was born in Pittsburgh, PA? Well, I don’t give a Schumer! He sounds like a foreigner to me! That’s strike one! And banning OUR ANTHEM is STRIKE THREE! Let me put this in a basketball analogy for you, CUBAN! Three strikes and you’re out!

This AMERICA-HATER is so caught up in racial equality that he’s forgetting what this country was founded on: blind allegiance to government!

Instead, Cuban says, “The National Anthem Police in this country are out of control. If you want to complain, complain to your boss and ask why they don’t play the National Anthem every day before you start work.”

I agree! Why isn’t my boss playing the National Anthem every morning at work, with the VOLUME ALL THE WAY UP SO WE GET THE FREEDOM BORED INTO OUR SKULLS?!?!?! I say every workplace in America needs to start playing the National Anthem every day!

CONSERVATIVE VALUES ARE UNDER ATTACK with this decision!

Why isn’t Fox News playing the anthem every day, all day? Do they hate FREEDOM? Are they liberals? I say we STORM Fox News unless they start PLAYING THE ANTHEM at the beginning of every workday! Actually, it should just play on loop. Otherwise, FOX is America’s new enemy number one! Otherwise, the TERRORISTS WIN!

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Former TRUMP GOON Kudlow Won’t Say Whether Biden ‘Alert Or Not Alert,’ Can’t See ANYTHING From Inside TRUMP’S BUTTHOLE!!!

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“Is it hot in here, or am I finally in hell?” – Larry Kudlow

PATRIOTS, Larry Kudlow has been the dumbest guy in the room for a long time, and you have to admire him for being SO GOOD AT IT. For example, in 2005, he said people predicting a real estate crash were “dead wrong,” and just because HE turned out to be dead wrong, that didn’t stop him from predicting in 2007 that “there is no recession,” right before something called the GREAT Recession, and just because he turned out to be wrong about that, too, that didn’t stop him from making a whole bunch of other wrong predictions for a decade, until he FAILED ALL THE WAY up to being Biden’s PREDECESSOR’S TOP ECONOMIC ADVISER, where, in February 2020, right before COVID crashed the stock market, he told Americans it would be a good time to buy stocks. All of this must have been rather hard, considering that although he served as the PREDECESSOR’S economic adviser, he was not, in reality, an ECONOMIST. And so, it should come as no surprise PATRIOTS, that LARRY KUDLOW continues to be invited on FOX NEWS and FOX BUSINESS to say very WRONG AND DUMB THINGS, WRONG AND DUMB THINGS TO REPUBLICANS ABOUT DEMOCRATS, LIKE ALL GOOD AMERICANS DO! What I’m trying to say here is, HE’S A REAL AMERICAN PATRIOT!

Now, KUDLOW’S dropped another KNOWLEDGE TURD, that STINKS to high heavens, this time about BIDEN! SLEEPY, HIDIN’ BIDEN! ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE who’s trying to pass the economic aid for the American people that TRUMP PROMISED BUT NEVER DELIVERED! FAKE economist Larry Kudlow said on Maria Bartiromo’s FAKE business TV show on the FAKE news channel Fox Business Network, that he didn’t know “Whether [Biden’s] an empty vessel for the far left wing of his party,” and when asked whether Biden understood what he was signing with executive orders he’d signed, he replied, “That’s a good question,” (it was not) before he refused to say whether Biden is “alert or not alert.”

And just because Larry Kudlow was clearly lying, like he has lied and been wrong for his entire career, and just because there’s no evidence that Biden is “not alert,” that doesn’t mean we, AS PATRIOTS AND CONSERVATIVES, can’t pretend KUDLOW WAS TELLING THE TRUTH! Biden is DERANGED! He’s ILL and WEAK. How do I know? Because I don’t rely on LAZY, LIBERAL FACTS to reach my conclusions! I find TRUTH that I WANT TO BE TRUE, and I find my TRUTH in the same place FOX BUSINESS NETWORK AND MARIA BARTIROMO AND LARRY KUDLOW do, right up TRUMP’S BUTTHOLE! MMM, smells like McDonald’s up here! Why would we ever leave?!?!?!

Kudlow also said during this “interview” that President Biden, “may be, really, given his first couple weeks, the most left wing president we’ve ever seen.” He said, the Democratic Party “has moved a hundred yards to the left” and “way to the left of Barack Obama.” Again, it was a PERFECTLY GOOD CONCLUSION, as long as you don’t worry about any LEFTIST FACTS! Biden is the most radical, left-wing nut job ever to hold office, and I know this because I WANT IT TO BE TRUE!

What’s Biden doing right now, you ask? He’s working on sending out those checks TRUMP wanted to send? EVIL! COMMUNIST! SOCIALIST!

The libs GOT TRIGGERED by this TRUTH!

NEWSFLASH: PEOPLE LIKE LARRY KUDLOW LOVE AMERICA! AND BY LOVE, I MEAN HATE! They’re what we call PATRIOTS, okay?

If the government isn’t doing something for them, namely letting them pretend they’re qualified to have a job in it, then IT’S RADICAL, LEFTIST, COMMUNIST, and any of the other BAD “ISTS” you can think of! They stand for exactly one thing! THEMSELVES! “If TRUMP’S BUTTHOLE CAN GET BACK INTO THE WHITE HOUSE,” they think, “I CAN TOO! ‘CAUSE MY HEAD’S STILL IN IT!”

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CONSERVATIVES Scorch Biden’s Failed, 24-hour-old Presidency! — Hannity Whines Biden Should Have Solved COVID On ‘Day One’

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“Why hasn’t Biden fixed all the problems in our 100% already MADE GREAT AGAIN country, yet?” – Conservatives

PATRIOTS, it’s no secret that Joe Biden’s PREDECESSOR Made America Great Again, already. Greater than it’s ever been, in fact, which is why WE CONSERVATIVE PATRIOTS are so disheartened to see that after a FULL 24 HOURS as president, America under Joe Biden remains the same, intolerant, mindless, sick, scorched HELLSCAPE that it was when PREDECESSOR left office yesterday! I mean, really? What is Biden doing? PREDECESSOR would have fixed all of this already, if he’d ever been President!

Sean Hannity got it right during his FREEDOM HOUR OF FASCISM last night, on day one-half of the TOTALLY ALREADY FAILED Biden Administration, when Hannity said of Biden’s COVID plan, “I thought he was going to do this on day one!”

“WHY HASN’T BIDEN FIXED COVID ON DAY ONE?” Hannity rightly asked of Biden. PREDECESSOR had ONLY just over 365 days to STOP COVID, and Biden GOT A WHOLE ONE!!! Double-standard much, you lying LEFTIST media???

Meanwhile, BIDEN wasted an entire HALF-DAY of being president (the same amount of time it takes Hannity’s LOVER to GOLF) signing 17 executive actions on a range of topics, including the COVID pandemic and rejoining the World Health Organization and the Paris climate accords. LAZY BASTARD! Biden’s PREDECESSOR pardoned over 100 people on his final day! Now, that’s what I call action!

Hannity called Biden “the weak, the frail, the cognitively struggling Biden,” which was a totally ACCURATE description of what LOBOTOMIZED CONSERVATIVES LIKE HANNITY fantasized about while Biden was giving an inarguably coherent and cognitively lucid address, part of his day that saw him not even stop once to TAKE A BREAK TO GO GOLFING OR TWEET. In other words, HANNITY IS RIGHT! BIDEN IS WEAK! SO WEAK HE’S STRONG! IT MAKES SENSE, JUST DON’T THINK ABOUT IT!

And then, in this totally objective and unbiased ASSAULT on the Biden HELL-MINISTRATION, Hannity asked the really important question. No, not the question of, why has HANNITY has abandoned all pretense of objectivity or truth in exchange for riling up the uninformed masses against democracy? HANNITY asked why doesn’t BIDEN work toward unity, while HANNITY continues to sow the seeds of insurrection and domestic terrorism nightly? “For example,” HANNITY suggested, “[Biden] could’ve stopped comparing Republicans to Nazis, like he did a week ago. He could ask his colleagues to stop referring to 75 million peace-loving [PREDECESSOR] supporters as domestic terrorists that support insurrection when they absolutely do not.” Yes, STOP CALLING US WHAT WE ARE, BIDEN. We’re not domestic terrorists and Nazis, we just hate our democratic government and would like to punish everyone who doesn’t look or think like us, and we have many avowed Nazis as prominent members of our political movement! Totally different!

PATRIOTS, we need UNITY, and we CONSERVATIVES sure as hell aren’t going to try to foster it, because there’s too much money being made by Fox News, OAN, and Newsmax for us to ever STOP LYING TO YOU!

But PATRIOTS, fear not because BIDEN has already been involved in a bigger SCANDAL than his PREDECESSOR ever had.

Biden FIRED the General Counsel to the National Labor Relations Board. And, if you’re LIKE most Americans, you’re saying, “What is that?” Well, it doesn’t matter, SHEEPLE!

Or, if you know about this particular general counsel of the NLRB, you might be saying, “Good, because he was one of the foremost opponents of workers’ rights in government, and had been appointed by [PREDECESSOR] specifically to be a sycophant for big business and against unionization.”

OKAY, COMMUNIST! PATRIOTS, all that matters is that Biden did something we can criticize! WE’RE OUTRAGED AT THIS… whatever it was. IT DOESN’T MATTER! The important thing is that WE WILL ATTACK BIDEN HARDER ON THIS SMALL BUREAUCRATIC CHANGE than we ATTACKED [PREDECESSOR] FOR INCITING A TERRORIST ATTACK ON THE U.S. CAPITOL THAT SOUGHT TO END DEMOCRACY AND KILL THE VICE PRESIDENT AND THE SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE!

OR, ANYTHING ELSE [PREDECESSOR] DID TO LITERALLY TRY TO END THE UNITED STATES, FOR THAT MATTER!

LET THE CONSERVATIVE PILE-ON BEGIN! WE CARE ABOUT THIS COUNTRY AGAIN, because we’re no longer the ones with the power to destroy it!

Also, there’s windows being broken at someplace other than the U.S. Capitol? I care about vandalism and rioting again!

PATRIOTS, we conservatives have seen enough. It’s time to DECLARE this Biden presidency a TOTAL AND COMPLETE FAILURE! We put up with a lot of fascism over the last four years, and we didn’t say a word against it, but Biden looked at me the wrong way during that Inaugural Address!

Impeach! Impeach! Impeach!

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Every Bad Thing WE Do Is ANTIFA’S FAULT!

Trump-Supporting Rioter Pictured Carrying Confederate Flag Inside U.S.  Capitol
Pictured: ANTIFA carrying the Confederate flag to the US Capitol to FRAME Trump’s loving supporters as violent lunatics.

PATRIOTS, I’ve spent the last 24 hours making piss-poor excuses for our PATRIOTIC assault on our nation’s capitol and defending our right to PROUDLY COMMIT SEDITION, but the time has come to STOP PULLING OUR PUNCHES and speak the truth. No, not the FACTUAL TRUTH promoted by the liberal conspiracy known as “reality.” I’m talking about REAL, GUT-LEVEL TRUTH. The truth that just came to LIGHT! The FAKE TRUTH! The truth that the thousands of anti-America terrorists who assaulted the U.S. Capitol building demanding that Trump be installed as dictator of THESE FREE UNITED STATES were actually COVERT OPERATIVES of the IMAGINARY LEFTIST ORGANIZATION KNOWN AS ANTIFA!

Republican PRO-AMERICA TERRORIST MATT GAETZ got it right when he returned to the House of Representatives last night after being forced into hiding for five hours by these TRUMP-FLAG-WAVING LEFTISTS whose sedition killed four Americans in their VIOLENT COUP ATTEMPT.

LISTEN AND HEAR, SHEEPLE!

“The Washington Times has just reported some pretty compelling evidence from a facial recognition company showing that some of the people who breached the capitol today were not Trump supporters. They were masquerading as Trump supporters and, in fact, were members of the violent terrorist group ANTIFA.”

PRO-TERRORIST PATRIOT MATT GAETZ

ANTIFA! The sane, rational, fact-loving supporters of Donald Trump would never engage in the terrorist acts we saw on Capitol Hill! Trump supporters are always calm and respectful! Evidence shows THAT THIS WAS ANTIFA!

PATRIOTS, this PRO-DEMOCRACY CONSPIRACY against Trump is SO BIG that the company that allegedly produced the only evidence for it maintains that the entire conspiracy theory is “outright false.” The facial recognition company that Matt Gaetz and The Washington Times reported on never even made any such claims! They say the claims are “outright false, misleading, and defamatory.” My head hurts!

So, PATRIOTS, there are only two options. Option #1: Matt Gaetz and The Washington Times are KNOWING LIARS who seek the collapse of the U.S. Government so that their FASCIST PRINCE Donald Trump can seize control of the country by force. Or, Option #2: Despite there being no evidence it was ANTIFA, it really was ANTIFA who stormed the U.S. Capitol RIGHT AFTER Donald Trump ordered and incited his own supporters to storm the capitol.

I know OPTION #2 sounds A LOT MORE PLAUSIBLE TO ME!

After all, DOES THIS REALLY LOOK LIKE A BUNCH OF TRUMP SUPPORTERS TO YOU?

Contrasts in U.S. Capitol, BLM Protests Seen in Widespread Reaction
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US Capitol: Police clearing pro-Trump mob from building after rioters  stormed halls of Congress - CNNPolitics

White people. Trump flags. No black people in sight. Viking hats. Neck beards. Trump hats. Cops taking selfies with the rioters. No masks. Confederate flags.

These are the HALLMARKS OF ANTIFA!

SHUT UP FAKE YORK TIMES! We don’t need your liberally biased reality! It was ANTIFA and you know it! You SHUT UP RIGHT NOW, LEFTIST SCUM! If you don’t shut up, we’ll storm the Capitol and BURN! THIS! WHOLE! MUTHER! FUCKING! COUNTRY! TO! THE! GROUND!

WE DON’T CARE! WE’LL DO IT!

STOP THE STEAL!

TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! Q!

Whew. Sorry. ANTIFA just took over my fingers for a second and tried to frame me as a violent lunatic. Gotta tighten up that tin-foil hat.

Patriots, Trump support is about love. Love and peace. ANTIFA is about destroying democracy, by violent, extra-judicial actions (like counting legally cast, Dim-o-cratic votes).

ANTIFA is trying so hard to make Trump supporters look bad that its members also dressed up as Nazis to try to sully the good name of the destructive, pro-Trump riot. Fake ANTIFA Proud Boys wore slogans endorsing the extermination of Jewish people, something Trump supporters would clearly never endorse. Right?

Don’t say Charlottesville! ANTIFA would say Charlottesville right now!

The LEFT wants you to believe that ALL TRUMP supporters are anti-American lunatics who are lost in their own mindless support of a dictator and who seek to overthrow Democracy because they didn’t get what they wanted on Election Day. RESIST IT, PATRIOTS!

WE, PATRIOTS, ARE NOT WHO WE APPEAR TO BE! We love this country above all else! We love freedom and democracy! We seek the truth! We have compassion! We value Christian values!

Don’t let VIDEO EVIDENCE convince you that the TRUMP MOVEMENT is a DERANGED, ANTI-AMERICAN COUP against everything our country represents! THE VIDEO IS ANTIFA! Don’t let violent terrorists dressed as TRUMP supporters convince you that TRUMP support now means supporting violent terrorism! The terrorists are ANTIFA. ANTIFA NEWS! ANTIFA NEWS! Don’t let the resignation of top officials in the Trump government in protest of the president’s support for this coup convince you that the people who know Trump best know he is an insane man who doesn’t love this country. Those officials are ANTIFA! Don’t let the president’s own words saying he “loves” the terrorists who assaulted the peaceful transition of power in the U.S. convince you that the president “loves” terrorists! His words are ANTIFA!

REMEMBER, PATRIOTS, we can do whatever we want, and there will NEVER BE CONSEQUENCE. We can, and should, as TRAITOROUS SCUM Mitt Romney so eloquently put it last night, “weigh our own political fortunes more heavily than we weigh the strength of our republic.”

No matter how badly we behave, no matter how much violence, and death and destruction our tribe of TRUMP-SUPPORTING freedom haters inflicts, we must always remember, “We have met the enemy, AND THE ENEMY IS ANTIFA!!!!!!” The enemy is not us!

ANTI-DEMOCRACY PATRIOT TUCKER CARLSON of Fox News summed the day up in the wake of the death and destruction that the president he and all America-loving Republicans still support, when he told TRUMP supporters the REAL truth.

“If you don’t bother to pause and learn a single thing from it, from your citizens storming your Capitol Building, then you’re a fool. You lack wisdom and you lack self-awareness. You have no place running a country. We got to this sad chaotic day for a reason. It is not your fault. It is their fault.”

TUCKER “NOT-YET-AN-ANTIFA” CARLSON

We are not missing the point! ANTIFA is missing the point!

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TRUMP’S Crime On Tape Is Really A Crime AGAINST TRUMP!

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“Hello? Yes, 1-800-CRIME? I’d like to commit a crime. Yes, please record this.” – Trump (probably)

Over the weekend, STUPID LEFTISTS once again thought they’d caught RIGHTEOUS MAN OF GOD Donald Trump red-handed in a crime–just like when they thought they’d caught TRUMP red-handed in a crime when they caught him trying to use his influence to pressure a foreign leader to produce dirt on Trump’s political opponents, or when they caught Trump trying to end Democratic elections in the U.S., or when they caught Trump siphoning taxpayer money to his businesses through corrupt means, or when they caught him doing any of the dozens of other crimes I don’t acknowledge he committed–but ONCE AGAIN, the STUPID LEFTISTS were WRONG.

Because while TRUMP may have CRIMED, the LEFTISTS MUST DO THE TIME! Because the real CRIME is revealing TRUMP’S CRIME!

Here’s what The Washington Post reported about Trump, which caused all the STUPID LEFTISTS to scream, “CRIME! CRIME! TRUMP CRIME!”

President Trump urged fellow Republican Brad Raffensperger, the Georgia secretary of state, to “find” enough votes to overturn his defeat in an extraordinary one-hour phone call Saturday that legal scholars described as a flagrant abuse of power and a potential criminal act.

The Washington Post obtained a recording of the conversation in which Trump alternately berated Raffensperger, tried to flatter him, begged him to act and threatened him with vague criminal consequences if the secretary of state refused to pursue his false claims, at one point warning that Raffensperger was taking “a big risk.”

The FAKE Bezos Post

DISGUSTING! ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING!

And I suppose now, I must clarify FOR ALL STUPID LEFTISTS that what I find disgusting is NOT the fact that President Trump pressured an election official to fraudulently state that Trump won an election that the numbers say he lost. NO! That’s just called PATRIOTISM! What I am absolutely disgusted by is the SICK, DISGUSTING, LEFTIST LEAK of this audio recording of Trump committing a crime. How are we supposed to Make America Great Again if the man who’s going to do that is being revealed to be nothing more than a common criminal mob-boss-lite who uses intimidation and threats to pressure subordinates into subservience? PATRIOTS, WE MUST SUPPRESS!

Like the Russia Investigation, the REAL CRIME isn’t the CRIME OF TRUMP; it’s the CRIME of whistleblowing on Trump’s clear crimes!

And I’m not just some NUTTY, RIGHT-WING NUTJOB spewing baseless claims to defend my delusion support of an anti-American autocrat. I am WELL WITHIN THE MAINSTREAM of REPUBLICAN thought with my stance that the only CRIME is punishing CRIME! Just ask Republican Senator and Senate Candidate David Perdue of Georgia, which Trump won so he is now trying to fake the election results in to show that he won.

“I’m still shocked that a member of the Republican Party would tape a sitting president and then leak that. That’s disgusting in my view. But what the president said is exactly what he’s been saying the last few months and that is that . . . we’ve had some irregularities in the election in November, and he wants some answers. He has not gotten them yet from our Secretary of State. That’s one reason why I asked for him to resign. We haven’t gotten it from our state legislature because there’s been no special session called, and then he went to court, the president went to court, and then I went to court, and the courts have denied us hearings saying it’s more of a legislative issue. So what the president’s said in this tape today is no different than what he’s been saying for the last two months.”

Sen. David Perdue (R-GA)

And what he’s been saying is that, like DEMOCRACY and HEALTH, ELECTIONS are overrated!

David Perdue must be re-elected, PATRIOTS! GET OUT AND VOTE! We must vote in the FAKE, RIGGED ELECTION in Georgia, which is run by a LEFTIST Secretary of State who voted for, and still supports Donald Trump. We must do it to win Republican seats in the Senate, even though Republicans can’t win because elections are rigged against us. Get it yet?

Me either!

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‘COCAINE’ Mitch BACKSTABS Trump, Proclaims ‘Electoral College Has Spoken’ while he ignores TRUMP’S imaginary VICTORY

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“I’ve snorted more Columbian bam-bam than Don Jr. and Scarface combined!” – Cocaine Mitch (probably)

Patriots, if I’ve learned anything from SAVIOR-PRESIDENT TRUMP, it’s that there’s never a good time to admit defeat when you’ve lost, which is why, like all TRUE PATRIOTS, I’ve spent the last 38 days in a FROTHING, ANTI-DEMOCRACY RAGE to help ensure that the unsteady hands of Donald J(ust here to sow discord) Trump can remain firmly in control of our country’s future and RUN IT STRAIGHT INTO THE GROUND TO OWN THE STUPID LIBS! And, I’ve been joined in this crusade by EVERY FREEDOM LOVING REPUBLICAN. So far…

But it comes as quite a shock to report that COCAINE MITCH McConnell, BACKSTABBED President T this morning with a SICK, DISLOYAL betrayal of good ol’ JESUS-LOVING, AMERICAN TRUMP FASCISM.

“Many of us hoped that the presidential election would yield a different result, but our system of government has processes to determine who will be sworn in on Jan. 20. The Electoral College has spoken. So today, I want to congratulate President-elect Joe Biden.”

COCAINE MITCH McConnell

Sorry COCAINE, but just because the Electoral College voted and Joe Biden got more votes, that DOES NOT mean that Joe Biden wins. There are still LOTS OF QUESTIONS to be answered about Biden’s win, like, “What are votes?” and “Is it possible that getting more votes means Joe Biden actually lost because we live in a Bizarro Universe, like in the Superman comics?” The LEGITIMATE CONCERNS of 60 million Americans need to be addressed! But barring the existence of the still-unproven Bizarro World (on which the jury is still out), there are still enough fake, delusional extra-legal challenges left in Trump’s PATRIOTIC QUIVER OF DESTRUCTION to ensure that Trump can keep claiming he won the presidency long after Joe Biden’s FAKE inauguration on January 20th.

This FIGHT ISN’T OVER just because we clearly lost, PATRIOTS! Trump sycophant Charlie Kirk knows this, which his why he SLAPPED DOWN number one Trump ASS LICKER Geraldo Rivera last night on Fox News after Rivera tried to pull a Cocaine Mitch and tell Kirk that Trump’s persistent attempts to destroy democracy weren’t helpful to America.

“For six weeks… We have litigated this for six weeks. Twice the Supreme Court of the United States has rejected it, 9-0, including all three Trump associate justices. You have to stop this.”

Geraldo Rivera, Trump Ass Licker

“We have more questions than ever before, Geraldo. [You’re] not correct.”

Charlie Kirk, Bigger Trump Ass Licker

But even though Trump lost one Russian supporter, Moscow Mitch, we can all REST ASSURED, PATRTIOTS, that the biggest AMERICAN PATRIOT in the world–other than President T, of course–is STILL STANDING FOR THE CAUSE OF LIBERTY (in the form of authoritarian governmental overthrow).

Wait, what? He’s not?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Patriots, I”m sorry to say that we’ve now lost even the BIGGEST patriot and Trump supporter.

Angry Putin, With Birds | The New Yorker
PUTIN! PUTIN! PUTIN! USA! USA! USA!

It turns out that not only is MOSCOW MITCH not a true American patriot, but neither is Russian President Vladimir Putin. Today, Putin congratulated Joe Biden on having won the presidential election after just one month had passed since Biden became president-elect. Doesn’t he know that there’s a waiting period of FOUR YEARS to congratulate the next president (according to rules that I just made up)?

“Vladimir Putin wished the president-elect every success and expressed confidence that Russia and the United States, which bear special responsibility for global security and stability, can, despite their differences, effectively contribute to solving many problems and meeting challenges that the world is facing today.”

Kremlin statement

And I know some LIB-O-CRATS are going to point out that Mitch McConnell and Putin both threw Trump under the bus just hours apart after refusing to acknowledge Joe Biden’s victory for 38 days after every mainstream American news outlet and Fox News did. And they’ll probably point out that it’s pretty WIERD that the first big TRUMP DEFECTION came with PUTIN’S, almost like Putin, the master puppeteer of the American GOP, finally gave these traitors permission to acknowledge the obvious. Well, PATRIOTS, since I now hate both McConnell and Putin for CHOOSING TO SIDE WITH LIBERALLY-BIASED REALITY and not the PATRIOTIC BIZARRO UNIVERSE, I say have at it. Yes, MOSCOW MITCH is a Russian agent, and the continued defection of members of the GOP caucus away from loser Trump are further proof that House Republican leader Kevin McCarthy was being 100% serious when he said on tape in 2016 that Putin “pays” Trump and certain members of the GOP in Congress.

They’re ALL TRAITORS. Putin! McConnell! Reality! Fox News!

I will never acknowledge that getting more electoral votes means Biden won!

The only hero left is PATRIOTIC SYCOPHANT MO BROOKS, Congressman from Alabama, the last bastion of freedom, who told TRUMP SUPPORTER and living corpse Lou Dobbs, according to the PATRIOTICALLY-BIASED Breitbart, that, ‘Trump Won the Electoral College’ — I Can Be a Part of the ‘Surrender Caucus’ or I Can Fight for Our Country.

Let freedom ring, PATRIOTS! We may have lost the leader of the Senate Republicans, COCAINE MOSCOW, and we may have lost Fox News, and we may have lost our ilLEGAL FOREIGN ELECTION INTERFERENCE, and we may have lost 55 straight court cases challenging the election results, and we may have lost every conceivable method of counting votes and electoral votes, but we’ve still got PROUD, IRRELEVANT SYCOPHANTS all across the country to stand up on behalf of FASCISM and TRUMP RULE!

The future is bright for TRUMPISM!

Just as long as you don’t listen to this guy ——>

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Time For The CONSTITUTION To Decide — Are You With LIBERAL Democracy Or REPUBLICAN TRUMP?

A man stands in front of the Michigan State Capitol Building holding an American flag with a "Stop the Steal" sign taped to it.

Today was supposed to be the day, PATRIOTS!

December 14, 2020 was supposed to go down in history as the day when GREATEST PRESIDENT IN HISTORY DONALD J(erkoff) TRUMP ascended to the throne of the REBORN AND MADE GREAT AGAIN American empire on the back of a soaring man-eagle hybrid with the motor-oil-leaking head of Rudy Giuliani atop its feathery neck, with CROOKED Hillary and Lyin’ Joe in its talons, before it subsequently dropped those two DEMOCRATIC HEATHENS into the pit of Mount Doom and then gently deposited Mr. Tangerine Man on the steps of a renovated, gold-plated White House (furthermore to be called the “Gold House”), which would be patriotically adorned with a giant, bold lettered sign that read “Merry Christmas” year-round, just to own the STUPID LIBS.

Instead, PATRIOTIC TRUMPUBLICANS, Joe Biden is being certified as President-Elect by the Electoral College because of FRAUDULENT VOTE COUNTING (also known as the Constitutional process by which democratic elections in the United States have been conducted since the formation of the country).

Yes, Sleepy, Creepy Joe is set to lock up a 306-232 FAKE(real) victory in the Electoral College, which is the Constitutionally-mandated decider of who the next president should be, for some weird-ass reason. Now, heroes of the TRUMPOMAN EMPIRE, my views on the Constitution are well-established by now (I think it’s THE GREATEST DOCUMENT IN HUMAN HISTORY and the basis for all of my core, conservative beliefs), and far be it from me to flip-flop on my UNFLINCHING, CORE PRINCIPLES, but I gotta say, I don’t really care much for that Constitution, and I never did.

In fact, IT TURNS OUT THE CONSTITUTION WAS JUST A SECRET LIB-TARD THE ENTIRE TIME! The Constitution is the Mitt Romney of documents. It tells you that it’s on your side, but when push comes to shove and you try to subvert the will of the people to illegally empower an orange, fascist tangerine with unlimited sway over the future of the world’s most powerful democracy, ol’ lazy, lyin’ Constitution sides with the SICK LOSER LIBS WHO SUPPORT “LIBERAL DEMOCRACY,” just like “pompous ass” Mitt Romney.

I say, we replace that DISGRACEFUL, ANTI-TRUMP U.S. Constitution with a more useful document, like a transcript of tonight’s programming on Newsmax or an unabridged copy of The Art Of The Deal (but get your own copy, America, because like all TRUE CONSERVATIVES, I sleep with my copy of what I call the “good book.”)

Anyway, it’s been a real shit day for us Democracy-overthrowing constitutionalists. Luckily, if it’s a day ending in “day,” that means Donald Trump has not yet conceded defeat in the 2020 presidential election. TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! Inject the DELUSION straight into my veins so that I can feel alive again! (Just like when I saw those guys marching with their tiki-torches!)

Today’s PATRIOTIC promoter of fascism is NAZI-PENIS HYBRID, and Trump White House Child-Separator-In-Chief, Stephen Miller, who says that even though the Electoral College is voting Joe Biden the President-Elect, Donald J(onestown) Trump can totally still be the next president, in this real, totally not-fake universe. He just needs his “alternate” electors, which is a totally real thing that totally exists in the Constitution, and isn’t something he just made up!

The only date in the Constitution is January 20, so we have more than enough time to right the wrong of this fraudulent election and certify Donald Trump as the winner of the election. As we speak, today, an alternate slate of electors in the contested states is going to vote and we are going to send those results up to Congress.”

Stephen Miller

Alternate electors! You don’t like the electors who are going to support Biden? Well, just pick some “alternate” ones who will subvert Democracy the way you want! And alternate electors are a totally real thing. Just look at this FACT that I found to support my claim. [Note: insert fact here when you find it.]

And even if the existence of “alternate” electors isn’t FACTUAL, that doesn’t mean it isn’t TRUTH! We all know TRUTH isn’t something you can “prove” with “facts.” Just ask these SANE people who showed up at the Michigan capitol today, claiming to be “alternate” electors who were just there to do their (un)Constitutional duty and cast their REAL VOTE for REAL PRESIDENT Donald Trump.

Then, the LIBERALLY-BIASED POLICE blocked them from entering the capitol and voting to make Donald Trump the next president, just because they had no reason to be there and because, “The electors are already here.” REALLY, OFFICER? The electors are already here? You know what else was already here? The MAIL-IN VOTES FOR JOE BIDEN THAT WEREN’T COUNTED UNTIL AFTER ELECTION DAY, and we all know those were FAKE(real).

And just because there’s ABSOLUTELY NOTHING in the Constitution about having “alternate” electors, that doesn’t mean it’s not a CONSTITUTIONAL VIOLATION to stop them from VOTING TRUMP like GOOD PATRIOTS!

These THOUGHT(actual) POLICE had no reason to block PATRIOTIC, anti-DEMOCRACY Trump supporters from entering the capitol to make their voices heard, either.

What?

They did?

Because there were “credible threats of violence” made against the vote?

Sounds like more LIBERAL PROPAGANDA to me, and Michigan GOP Lawmaker Gary Eisen, thought so, too, which is why he amplified those threats of violence in a radio interview this morning.

Eisen twice hinted that violence could occur related to a “Hail Mary” effort by him and other GOP lawmakers to block the Electoral College’s electors selection of Biden, a Democrat, over President Donald Trump, a Republican.

His interviewer on WPHM-AM said he was “concerned about violence today in Lansing,” given Eisen’s vague description of what Republicans planned to do.

The interviewer then asked Eisen, “Can you assure me that this is going to be a safe day in Lansing, nobody’s going to get hurt?”

The lawmaker paused and then said, “No.”

“I don’t know, because what we’re doing today is uncharted, it hasn’t been done, and it’s not me doing it, it’s the Michigan House, it’s the Michigan party … I’m just here to witness,” said Eisen, who represents St. Clair Township.

CNBC

And just for that simple, straightforward plea for PEACE, Gary Eisen was stripped of his committee assignments by Michigan Republican leaders, AKA LIBERAL LEFTISTS, just because ““We as elected officials must be clear that violence has no place in our democratic process. We must be held to a higher standard.”

Hogwash! If there’s one thing America has learned from Republicans’ blind support of PRESIDENT T’s abuse of power, corruption, bungled leadership, and vulgar public behavior, it’s that CONSERVATIVE POLITICIANS MUST ALWAYS BE HELD TO A LOWER STANDARD!

And that’s why HEROIC, CHILD-SEPARATING NAZI Stephen Miller can insist that the 2020 election is being fraudulently stolen (by legal votes) from LIBERTY-LOVING authoritarian Trump, and, in the same breath, Miller can argue that Donald Trump’s team of lawyers aren’t the worst lawyers in the world even though they’ve lost over 50 attempts to make that argument in court, despite arguing in front of judges who are supposedly loyal to the anti-democracy cause because they were appointed by Trump.

And, if you, LOYAL TRUMPER, are watching that scene of seeming insanity, and cognitive dissonance unfolding at the highest levels of your country, and unfolding in a way that is so incompetent that it tests even the patience of the Trump-loving hosts of Fox And Friends, just remember, this is ALL GOING GREAT!

Why? Because CONSERVATIVE POLITICIANS MUST ALWAYS BE HELD TO A LOWER STANDARD! Duh!

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Lou Dobbs: Trump’s Voter Fraud Lie-stravaganza “Is No Longer About Just Voter Fraud”

Global Warming’s real cause, Lou Dobbs’ mouth. (Just kidding. Global Warming is a Hoax, obviously.)

Sheeple, in these troubling times of Democratic rule, it’s nice to know that we can still rely on TRUE PATRIOTS to toe the line of insane, conspiracy-driven propaganda in the face of all evidence. Lou Dobbs is one of those TRUE PATRIOTS. Today, he let off a pungent, overpowering TRUTH FART (a term I’ve just invented) rip on the lyin’ scum in the LEFTIST media and the LEFTIST, formerly-Trump-supporting Republican establishment when he said some COLD HARD FACTS (which I can only assume, like all COLD HARD FACTS were driven by a copious consumption of Coors Light before hosting his show on Fox Business Network).

LET ALL HEATHENS IN THE LEFTIST MOB SHUDDER AT THE PROCLAMATION OF DOBBS!!!!

“People don’t go to jail for their attitude, but in the case of the Secretary of State and the Governor of Georgia right now, one would be tempted to prosecute based on their conduct so far… We look like a complete nation of fools and we’re supposed to be meeting constitutional deadlines on December 8th, December 14th. Are you kidding me? This thing should be shut down right now and people understand that this will not be tolerated by the American people… This is no longer about just voter fraud or electoral fraud. This is something much bigger, and this president has to take, I believe, drastic action, dramatic action to make certain that the integrity of this election is understood, or lack of it, the crimes that have been committed against him and the American people, and if the Justice Department doesn’t want to do it, if the FBI cannot do it, then we have to find other resources within the federal government... This is an assault on the core of a democracy, any democracy, our ability to cast a secret ballot.”

Lou Dobbs

LOUUUUUUUUUU!

No show on the air is more HARD-HITTING than DOBBS’ Fox Business screed-hour, as proven by the FACT that he began his fact-free unbiased news interview with Trump faux-lawyer and conspiracist Sidney Powell by telling her, “this time is yours.”

And then, Lou told it like it is, if by “is” you mean “is not.” He called for the prosecution of the Trump-voting COWARD REPUBLICANS in Georgia who had the SHEER AUDIACITY to let COUNTING tell them how many votes Donald Trump got. Everyone knows counting has a well-known liberal bias, you RINOs (Republicans In Nazism Only).

Dobbs is HUFFING THE GLUE OF TRUTH here, sheeple. This case began as a simple, straightforward legal argument that most of the votes cast for Joe Biden were FRAUDULENT, because… well, because we had a gut feeling about it and no evidence. But now, this simple, anti-factual VOTER FRAUD CASE has become something else, something that is not and never was about voter fraud. To quote the late, great Lou Dobbs’ living corpse, “This is no longer about just voter fraud or electoral fraud. This is something much bigger.” And the GREAT LOUUUUUU can’t and won’t say what that is, because it doesn’t matter. It doesn’t matter, either, that the Trump legal team representative ON HIS SHOW can’t and won’t say, either. The important thing is that Trump, to quote Dobbs’ corpse, has to take “drastic action, dramatic action” against “the crimes that have been committed.”

The important thing, as the GREAT LOUUUUU understands, isn’t proving his ludicrously outlandish and unsubstantiated accusation that Biden won the election because every computerized voting machine in America was rigged against the president by a long-dead Venezuelan dictator. The important thing is TOTALLY FORGETTING about voter fraud and moving on to the PROSECUTION of Republican officials for those unproven crimes, and, of course, moving on Donald Trump taking “drastic action” to possibly try to retain power through illegal means.

Duh.

Suck it, libs! If you don’t get it, I can’t help you. Maybe if you were already dead, like Lou Dobbs, you wouldn’t care so much about your precious “freedom” and “Constitution,” and you could get on the TRUMP TRAIN to prosecuting all these Republican state officials who had the GALL to let people count votes properly. SICK! SAD!

Unbiased!

And while we’re on the case of prosecuting Republicans for doing their jobs in the LIBERALLY-BIASED CORRECT WAY, let’s add SCUM-A-ZONA’s GOP Governor Doug Ducey. Governor Ducey RIGHTLY changed his ringtone to “Hail to the Chief” for all incoming calls from President Trump a few months ago, as is required by LAW, but then, yesterday, Governor Douchey got a call from the president while he was on camera wasting his time certifying the votes in Sleepy Joe Biden’s legal-ILLEGAL win in Arizona.

Watch Governor DOUCHEY send the president, the leader of the free world, and the GREATEST LIVING HUMAN ORANGE to voicemail.

UTTERLY DISGRACEFUL.

But, never fear, sheeple, Dapper Don shot back with a BIG LEAGUE BIGLY on the most OFFICIAL of fake-news social media platforms, tweeting that Governor Douchey has betrayed the people of Arizona, and this friendly apparent threat of political retribution…

Nice, President T!

And all Governor Douchey could respond with was a VERY BORING string of “facts” that weren’t remotely interesting to us TRUMP-PUBLICANS.

Blah, blah, blah. Very boring, Governor.

What’s Lou Dobbs up to? What’s on Newsmax? What Republican are we going to call for being prosecuted today?

I don’t have time to read your boring facts!

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HEROES OF FREEDOM: 6/20-6/27

It’s been a tough week for freedom, what with gay rights and healthcare and all, so we’re rolling out a new video segment to recognize those heroes who still fight for freedom in the face of tyranny.

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