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Former TRUMP GOON Kudlow Won’t Say Whether Biden ‘Alert Or Not Alert,’ Can’t See ANYTHING From Inside TRUMP’S BUTTHOLE!!!

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“Is it hot in here, or am I finally in hell?” – Larry Kudlow

PATRIOTS, Larry Kudlow has been the dumbest guy in the room for a long time, and you have to admire him for being SO GOOD AT IT. For example, in 2005, he said people predicting a real estate crash were “dead wrong,” and just because HE turned out to be dead wrong, that didn’t stop him from predicting in 2007 that “there is no recession,” right before something called the GREAT Recession, and just because he turned out to be wrong about that, too, that didn’t stop him from making a whole bunch of other wrong predictions for a decade, until he FAILED ALL THE WAY up to being Biden’s PREDECESSOR’S TOP ECONOMIC ADVISER, where, in February 2020, right before COVID crashed the stock market, he told Americans it would be a good time to buy stocks. All of this must have been rather hard, considering that although he served as the PREDECESSOR’S economic adviser, he was not, in reality, an ECONOMIST. And so, it should come as no surprise PATRIOTS, that LARRY KUDLOW continues to be invited on FOX NEWS and FOX BUSINESS to say very WRONG AND DUMB THINGS, WRONG AND DUMB THINGS TO REPUBLICANS ABOUT DEMOCRATS, LIKE ALL GOOD AMERICANS DO! What I’m trying to say here is, HE’S A REAL AMERICAN PATRIOT!

Now, KUDLOW’S dropped another KNOWLEDGE TURD, that STINKS to high heavens, this time about BIDEN! SLEEPY, HIDIN’ BIDEN! ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE who’s trying to pass the economic aid for the American people that TRUMP PROMISED BUT NEVER DELIVERED! FAKE economist Larry Kudlow said on Maria Bartiromo’s FAKE business TV show on the FAKE news channel Fox Business Network, that he didn’t know “Whether [Biden’s] an empty vessel for the far left wing of his party,” and when asked whether Biden understood what he was signing with executive orders he’d signed, he replied, “That’s a good question,” (it was not) before he refused to say whether Biden is “alert or not alert.”

And just because Larry Kudlow was clearly lying, like he has lied and been wrong for his entire career, and just because there’s no evidence that Biden is “not alert,” that doesn’t mean we, AS PATRIOTS AND CONSERVATIVES, can’t pretend KUDLOW WAS TELLING THE TRUTH! Biden is DERANGED! He’s ILL and WEAK. How do I know? Because I don’t rely on LAZY, LIBERAL FACTS to reach my conclusions! I find TRUTH that I WANT TO BE TRUE, and I find my TRUTH in the same place FOX BUSINESS NETWORK AND MARIA BARTIROMO AND LARRY KUDLOW do, right up TRUMP’S BUTTHOLE! MMM, smells like McDonald’s up here! Why would we ever leave?!?!?!

Kudlow also said during this “interview” that President Biden, “may be, really, given his first couple weeks, the most left wing president we’ve ever seen.” He said, the Democratic Party “has moved a hundred yards to the left” and “way to the left of Barack Obama.” Again, it was a PERFECTLY GOOD CONCLUSION, as long as you don’t worry about any LEFTIST FACTS! Biden is the most radical, left-wing nut job ever to hold office, and I know this because I WANT IT TO BE TRUE!

What’s Biden doing right now, you ask? He’s working on sending out those checks TRUMP wanted to send? EVIL! COMMUNIST! SOCIALIST!

The libs GOT TRIGGERED by this TRUTH!

NEWSFLASH: PEOPLE LIKE LARRY KUDLOW LOVE AMERICA! AND BY LOVE, I MEAN HATE! They’re what we call PATRIOTS, okay?

If the government isn’t doing something for them, namely letting them pretend they’re qualified to have a job in it, then IT’S RADICAL, LEFTIST, COMMUNIST, and any of the other BAD “ISTS” you can think of! They stand for exactly one thing! THEMSELVES! “If TRUMP’S BUTTHOLE CAN GET BACK INTO THE WHITE HOUSE,” they think, “I CAN TOO! ‘CAUSE MY HEAD’S STILL IN IT!”

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Lou Dobbs: Trump’s Voter Fraud Lie-stravaganza “Is No Longer About Just Voter Fraud”

Global Warming’s real cause, Lou Dobbs’ mouth. (Just kidding. Global Warming is a Hoax, obviously.)

Sheeple, in these troubling times of Democratic rule, it’s nice to know that we can still rely on TRUE PATRIOTS to toe the line of insane, conspiracy-driven propaganda in the face of all evidence. Lou Dobbs is one of those TRUE PATRIOTS. Today, he let off a pungent, overpowering TRUTH FART (a term I’ve just invented) rip on the lyin’ scum in the LEFTIST media and the LEFTIST, formerly-Trump-supporting Republican establishment when he said some COLD HARD FACTS (which I can only assume, like all COLD HARD FACTS were driven by a copious consumption of Coors Light before hosting his show on Fox Business Network).

LET ALL HEATHENS IN THE LEFTIST MOB SHUDDER AT THE PROCLAMATION OF DOBBS!!!!

“People don’t go to jail for their attitude, but in the case of the Secretary of State and the Governor of Georgia right now, one would be tempted to prosecute based on their conduct so far… We look like a complete nation of fools and we’re supposed to be meeting constitutional deadlines on December 8th, December 14th. Are you kidding me? This thing should be shut down right now and people understand that this will not be tolerated by the American people… This is no longer about just voter fraud or electoral fraud. This is something much bigger, and this president has to take, I believe, drastic action, dramatic action to make certain that the integrity of this election is understood, or lack of it, the crimes that have been committed against him and the American people, and if the Justice Department doesn’t want to do it, if the FBI cannot do it, then we have to find other resources within the federal government... This is an assault on the core of a democracy, any democracy, our ability to cast a secret ballot.”

Lou Dobbs

LOUUUUUUUUUU!

No show on the air is more HARD-HITTING than DOBBS’ Fox Business screed-hour, as proven by the FACT that he began his fact-free unbiased news interview with Trump faux-lawyer and conspiracist Sidney Powell by telling her, “this time is yours.”

And then, Lou told it like it is, if by “is” you mean “is not.” He called for the prosecution of the Trump-voting COWARD REPUBLICANS in Georgia who had the SHEER AUDIACITY to let COUNTING tell them how many votes Donald Trump got. Everyone knows counting has a well-known liberal bias, you RINOs (Republicans In Nazism Only).

Dobbs is HUFFING THE GLUE OF TRUTH here, sheeple. This case began as a simple, straightforward legal argument that most of the votes cast for Joe Biden were FRAUDULENT, because… well, because we had a gut feeling about it and no evidence. But now, this simple, anti-factual VOTER FRAUD CASE has become something else, something that is not and never was about voter fraud. To quote the late, great Lou Dobbs’ living corpse, “This is no longer about just voter fraud or electoral fraud. This is something much bigger.” And the GREAT LOUUUUUU can’t and won’t say what that is, because it doesn’t matter. It doesn’t matter, either, that the Trump legal team representative ON HIS SHOW can’t and won’t say, either. The important thing is that Trump, to quote Dobbs’ corpse, has to take “drastic action, dramatic action” against “the crimes that have been committed.”

The important thing, as the GREAT LOUUUUU understands, isn’t proving his ludicrously outlandish and unsubstantiated accusation that Biden won the election because every computerized voting machine in America was rigged against the president by a long-dead Venezuelan dictator. The important thing is TOTALLY FORGETTING about voter fraud and moving on to the PROSECUTION of Republican officials for those unproven crimes, and, of course, moving on Donald Trump taking “drastic action” to possibly try to retain power through illegal means.

Duh.

Suck it, libs! If you don’t get it, I can’t help you. Maybe if you were already dead, like Lou Dobbs, you wouldn’t care so much about your precious “freedom” and “Constitution,” and you could get on the TRUMP TRAIN to prosecuting all these Republican state officials who had the GALL to let people count votes properly. SICK! SAD!

Unbiased!

And while we’re on the case of prosecuting Republicans for doing their jobs in the LIBERALLY-BIASED CORRECT WAY, let’s add SCUM-A-ZONA’s GOP Governor Doug Ducey. Governor Ducey RIGHTLY changed his ringtone to “Hail to the Chief” for all incoming calls from President Trump a few months ago, as is required by LAW, but then, yesterday, Governor Douchey got a call from the president while he was on camera wasting his time certifying the votes in Sleepy Joe Biden’s legal-ILLEGAL win in Arizona.

Watch Governor DOUCHEY send the president, the leader of the free world, and the GREATEST LIVING HUMAN ORANGE to voicemail.

UTTERLY DISGRACEFUL.

But, never fear, sheeple, Dapper Don shot back with a BIG LEAGUE BIGLY on the most OFFICIAL of fake-news social media platforms, tweeting that Governor Douchey has betrayed the people of Arizona, and this friendly apparent threat of political retribution…

Nice, President T!

And all Governor Douchey could respond with was a VERY BORING string of “facts” that weren’t remotely interesting to us TRUMP-PUBLICANS.

Blah, blah, blah. Very boring, Governor.

What’s Lou Dobbs up to? What’s on Newsmax? What Republican are we going to call for being prosecuted today?

I don’t have time to read your boring facts!

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