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Have You Noticed The My Pillow MAN Is Starting To Sound A TINY Bit TOTALLY INSANE!!!! Weird, right?

“My documentary is called “Absolute Proof.” Proof that I’m A RAVING LUNATIC!!!!” – My Pillow Man Mike Lindell

PATRIOTS, as a PROUD REPUBLICAN and CONSERVATIVE, there’s nothing I’m more committed to than supporting ABSOLUTE, STARK RAVING MAD LUNATICS. You know who I’m talking about, people like Donald Trump, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Jeanine Pirro, and Ol’ Head-leaker, himself, Rudy Giuliani. Until today, I also considered My Pillow founder Mike Lindell part of that ILLUSTRIOUS LIST OF LUNATICS! But, PATRIOTS, I gotta admit, Lindell, is starting to seem a little TOO CRAZY even for me, a committed TRUMP ALLY and STRONG OPPONENT OF REALITY.

I stood by Lindell when he falsely claimed a poisonous plant could magically CURE Covid. I backed him when he tried to convince the president to IMPOSE MARTIAL LAW and seize the U.S. government from the lyin’ LIBERALS who won the election fair and square. Hell, I even supported Lindell when he kept trying to make us all buy his SHITTY PILLOWS! But, in the last few days, it’s starting to seem like Mike Lindell is gone into coo-coo crazy town on the batshit express!

A few days ago, he had to be THROWN OFF THE AIR while on NEWSMAX–NEWSMAX! The same NEWSMAX that allowed a Trump campaign lawyer to claim on its airwaves, unchallenged, that a former Trump official should be executed! Executed! Yes, Mike Lindell was THROWN OFF that NEWSMAX for being TOO CRAZY! Think about that for a second!

Lindell went on NEWSMAX to explain why he was being cancelled by TWITTER, after Twitter suspended his account for posting unhinged and provably false claims about the 2020 election being stolen from TRUMP. This INJUSTICE, as NEWSMAX and ALL CONSERVATIVES rightly understood, was the result of the LEFT’S EVIL AND OVERZEALOUS CANEL CULTURE!!! But, wouldn’t you know it, when Lindell went on NEWSMAX to spout the EXACT SAME CLAIMS that got him “CANCELLED FROM TWITTER,” the people on Conservative NEWSMAX said, “Shit, you know what? This guy is crazy! Like certifiably nuts! We gotta get him off our air before we get sued! We gotta CANCEL HIM!!!”

NEWSMAX anchor Bob Sellers literally walked the off set of his own show while Mike Lindell was talking! Think about how crazy the shit you are saying has to be in order to make a NEWSMAX anchor walk off the set of his own, in-progress show, because he’s SO AFRAID of being associated with the demented insanity that you are spewing! Imagine that! That’s where Mike Lindell is right now on the CRAZY SCALE!!! TOO CRAZY to speak on Newsmax!

He said, “Bye-bye pillow!”

But, that wasn’t the CRAZIEST THING Mike Lindell did this week. NOT BY A LONG SHOT!

On Friday morning, Lindell appeared in a three-hour “documentary” that he made, which aired on the OTHER wildly, irresponsible, Trump-supporting channel, One America News Network! The OANN special, which OANN DID NOT create and REFUSED to be associated with, (besides, I guess allowing Lindell to buy out time on its airwaves to show it) purported to expose the “Absolute Proof” that Donald Trump actually won the 2020 election. “Absolute Proof” was even the name of Lindell’s special, which you won’t be surprised to read, contained no proof, and not even conjecture, but was merely three hours of Mike Lindell ranting and raving in his pillow-hocking voice about things that are both PROVABLY FALSE and TOTALLY INSANE. The only thing this special was “Absolute Proof” of, was that Mike Lindell’s CRAZY could power a small city!

Like all ABSOLUTE PROOFS of Donald Trump’s victory, it starts with a 1:31 long DISCLAIMER about how the claims about to be made by “Michael James Lindell” are SO CRAZY, that even ONE AMERICA NEWS NETWORK, the blindly-Trump-supporting channel that EMPLOYS AN ACTUAL KREMLIN PROPAGANDIST, DISAVOWS ALL OF THESE WILD CLAIMS, and that “the… claims expressed in this program… are not intended to be taken or interpreted by the viewer as established facts.” READ THAT AGAIN SO YOU UNDERSTAND EXACTLY WHAT IT’S SAYING, because that’s a pretty bold claim for a channel that calls itself a “News Network.”

OANN makes clear that it’s airing this special purely for profit, but knows it’s total bullshit, and would really like to not be named in any of the billions of dollars of lawsuits that are being filed against conservative media by the voting companies that they’ve been lying about.

So it’s, you know, NEWS!

Lindell He

And LINDELL’S claims that followed that AMAZING DISCLAIMER certainly lived up to their billing.

“The first miracle was on election night, and on election night at 11:15 at night, the algorithms on these machines broke, basically broke, and this’ll be explained during this show, but they broke. What that means is Donald Trump got so many more millions of votes that they didn’t expect that they’re going to have to go recalibrate, right?”

Algorithm EXPERT and My Pillow Man

Right?

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiggghhhtttt. Okay, but what is your Absolute Proof?

Nothing? Okay, got it.

“The big thing was the theft by these other countries that came in to attack our country through these machines that are made to steal elections. Every election going forward in history if these things would have happened, these two, and we would have never known, every single vote you would have ever made wouldn’t have mattered. Somebody else would have made that vote. And we’ve all seen in this past month, you think it wasn’t communists coming in and taking us over? With people here. This is an attack not only on those other countries with communism, but they had domestic traitors right here in our country. Whatever’s going on right now, we’re seeing it. They’re suppressing. Cancel culture. They’re trying to cancel us all out. I have seen churches, the Christian churches, they’re being attacked right now. People on social media, anyone that speaks up, they’re going, ‘You can’t say that.’ It’s like, you’re gone. Right now they’re doing whack-a-mole because they knew they were so close, so close that we would never know in history what happened.”

An ELECTIONS EXPERT Who Makes Cheap Pillows

Okay, so as a person who hates America as much as I love TRUMP, TRUMP, TRUMP, I want this to be true. But, I’m afraid it sounds more like a guy who makes pillows is high on cocaine and trying to convince me of something that makes no sense. What’s that? That’s EXACTLY what this is? Oh.

Would you like to see more of this NON-FACTUAL “proof”? No?

What’s that, your head hurts? Oh, well, here’s some more claims by MIKE LINDELL.

You know that when the DRUNK WOMAN who was nationally mocked for her INSANE, RIDICULOUS, NONSENSICAL RAMBLING about how tRuMp ReAlLy WoN shows up as part of your “Absolute Proof” that things are going really well, and by “really well” I mean about as good as a night’s sleep on a MyPillow!

PATRIOTS, we’ve suffered a lot of insane, unhinged, destructive conspiracy theories over the past four years. We’ve bent over backward to excuse and apologize for the CONSPIRACY THEORIST IN CHIEF, and we’ve all come out worse for it. What say we STOP with this INSANE UTTER NONSENSE, and stop letting the My Pillow man book airtime on TV to brainwash TRUMP-SUPPORTING IDIOTS? I think I speak for everyone when I say, get some rest, My Pillow man. Get some rest. You’ve harmed your country proud, and you’re TOO CRAZY, even for US CRAZIES!

I’m afraid, at this point, I might even have to buy LIBERAL PILLOWS if it will make you shut the hell up! And now, there’s a new option in probably-shitty pillows headed to market:

Parkland school shooting survivor and gun control advocate David Hogg plans to launch his own pillow company with the goal of competing against embattled bedding company MyPillow. The idea was posed to Hogg, 20, in a tweet from entrepreneur William LeGate on Thursday that questioned whether the duo should start a pillow company to “put MyPillow out of business.”

NBC (Nothin’ But Crap) NEWS

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REAL LIVE HUMAN TED CRUZ Thinks Thanos Was The Hero Of Avengers

Bernie Sanders Announces Thanos As His Running Mate Teases Ted Cruz |  Cosmic Book News
Two Evil Socialists: Thanos and Bernie! One wants to kill half of all life in the universe, the other wants to give you healthcare and rights. Which one is worse? Trick question. Both!

PATRIOTS, I’m no fan of BIG HOLLYWOOD, and their sick, creepy billionaire Satanist pedophiles. But I took notice of MOVIES, perhaps for the first time ever, this morning, when HUMAN MY PILLOW and Republican Senator Thaddeus “Ted” Cruz came in like a HEAT-SEEKING MISSILE with a HOT TAKE on HOLLYWOOD HYPOCRISY! On his show, “Verdict with Ted Cruz,” which is a thing NOT A SINGLE HUMAN ON EARTH had ever heard of before RIGHT NOW, Ted said, BAD GUYS IN MOVIES ARE LEFTISTS! BOOM! Owned, LIBS! GAME OVER! TAKE YOUR BALL AND GO HOME! The lying, communist movies of Hollywood have just told you an INDISPUTABLE TRUTH!

“Have you noticed in how many movies how often rabid environmentalists are the bad guys? Whether it’s Thanos or go to ‘Watchmen.’ The view of the Left is people are a disease”

LYIN’ TRUTHIN’ TED!

Now, PATRIOTS, I know there’s a lot of real news out there to distract us, but let’s FOCUS UP for a second and take Lyin’ Ted at his word. He’s making two great points, here, and both are TOTALLY, INDISPUTABLY TRUE! 1.) Yes, THANOS and WATCHMEN are environmentalists. 2.) THANOS and WATCHMEN are LEFTISTS! EVIL! 3.) LEFTIST Hollywood made Thanos the environmentalist, which we’re supposed to root for, so we’re supposed to root for Thanos… because he’s actually the HERO, or something? EVIL! EVIL!

That’s three? SCREW YOU, LEFTIST. I use ALTERNATIVE MATH!

Unfortunately, some SICK LEFTIST IDIOTS who’ve never done anything other than make the movies and TV shows Lyin’ Ted references, are DISAGREEING. EVIL LEFTISTS! EVIL! EVIL!

Excuse me, Lila, but I think Lyin’ Ted knows a little more about the Watchmen than you do! His favorite character is Rorschach, a guy who the CREATOR OF WATCHMEN once said was meant “to be a bad example.”

I meant him to be a bad example, but I have people come up to me in the street saying, ‘I am Rorschach! That is my story!’ And I’ll be thinking, ‘Yeah, great, can you just keep away from me and never come anywhere near me again for as long as I live?’”

Alan Moore (LOSER)

Ted’s GONNA TED, baby! He IS the bad example. As bad an example as the environmentalist, THANOS, who, like all environmentalists, WANTS TO KILL HALF OF THE LIFE IN THE UNIVERSE! That’s why environmentalists are working so hard to STOP CONSERVATIVES from filling the atmosphere with HEALTHY, LIFE GIVING SMOG and TOXIC WASTE! They don’t RESPECT LIFE!

But Lyin’ is also demonstrating a deep knowledge of Marvel lore with his Thanos reference. Ted’s got a long history of making comparisons between Thanos and LEFTIST SCUM, and with good reason, because in September 2019 it was reported that Democratic Socialist Bernie Sanders had announced that THANOS would be his running mate. It was announced by none other than NOTED NUTCASE, Ted Cruz! And, just because that joke turned out to be neither TRUE nor FUNNY, it was still true. LEFTISTS are just like THANOS. “The view of the left,” as TED says, “is that people are a disease.” As, opposed to the views of CONSERVATIVE REPUBLICANS, whose view is that “people should have a disease. Namely COVID.”

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Orwellian! My Pillow Man Banned From Twitter For Refusal To Stop Lying And Inciting Civil Unrest!

Customers: Pro-Trump Pillows Are a Nightmare
Night, night!

PATRIOTS, no PATRIOT has fought harder against the EVILS of FREEDOM than Mike Lindell, CEO of My Pillow, “The World’s Shittiest Pillow,”TM and recent proponent of MARTIAL LAW to overthrow the U.S. Government. If that’s not American, than call me a terrorist! That’s why it’s SO INCREDIBLY ORWELLIAN that Twitter has decided to PERMANENTLY BAN the My Pillow man from its platform. What did he do? Apparently, he “alleged that the voting machine companies Smartmatic and Dominion Voting Systems were part of a conspiracy to rig the election against Trump,” according to reports. Big deal! It’s not like that PROVEN, REPEATED LIE ever killed anybody! What’s that? It killed five people? Big deal! They were probably LEFTISTS, anyway!

It’s NOT FAIR that private companies are banning bad faith actors who continually push lies for profit while attacking the fragile peace that sustains our politically-divided society! It’s NOT FAIR because those people REALLY WANT TO PROFIT from the downfall of America! If Mike Lindell can’t profit from selling the PROVEN LIE that Donald Trump won the election, if not for an elaborate conspiracy involving the makers of voting machines, local election officials, state-level Republicans, and the long-dead leader of Venezuela, what is he going to PROFIT FROM? Selling shitty pillows? Selling poisonous plants as a miracle cure for COVID-19? Yes, he did that. And, no, it did not turn out to be a miracle cure, but it was slightly healthier than drinking bleach. MAGA!

These lies never hurt anybody! Did they? I don’t know. Probably. Probably a lot of people, actually. Hmm. But PATRIOTS, the PERSECUTION OF THE PILLOW MAN raises a larger question about American society, namely, do we really want to be the kind of country that allows private companies to silence CONSERVATIVE VOICES just because they refuse to stop intentionally spouting dangerous, destructive, murderous LIES? I think not! That’s ORWELLIAN, just like it was ORWELLIAN that pro-terrorist Republican Senator Josh Hawley briefly lost his book deal for two weeks because he incited terrorism. TERRORISM AND BOOK DEALS FOR EVERYONE! FINANCED BY THE GOVERNMENT! THAT’S WHAT I CALL FREE MARKET!

The FREE MARKET decides things in this country, and the FREE MARKET should decide that the My Pillow man’s LIES, the LIES I LIKE, must be spread to ALL by a private platform called Twitter, and if the FREE MARKET decides it doesn’t want to do that, THAN THE GOVERNMENT SHOULD MAKE IT DO THAT! That’s called Trumpism!

PATRIOTS, America is sick, and the only cure is to just let all the LUNATICS RUN THE ASYLUM! And WHITE OLEANDER EXTRACT! Why not let a former cocaine addict who now sells cheap pillows organize a domestic paramilitary operation AND PROVIDE GREAT HEALTHCARE SOLUTIONS? Why not also let this man tell us who really won presidential elections based on nothing more than the feelings in his gut? Why not let Representatives bring guns and ammunition to the house floor? As long as they really believe those guns are actually candy canes, who’s to tell them they aren’t? It’s called FIRST AMENDMENT! Why not let the people who lOvE tHe FrEe MaRkEt So MuCh force businesses like Twitter to make ONLY the decisions THEY SUPPORT, until ALL AMERICANS are forced to suffer the daily FEAR of incitement of domestic TERROR FOR TRUMP, and attacks on the Capitol following every election the PROVEN LIARS say was fraudulent?

Because that threatens the safety of every American? F*** it! I don’t care! I care about MY FREEDOM, not YOUR FREEDOM!

CANCEL THE CANCEL CULTURE! LET THE LIES FLOW!

Speaking of which, let’s all buy a My Pillow to support the latest VICTIM of his own stupidity. Buy TWO! Buy yours here!

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Dr. Deborah Birx, The HERO Who Kept Her FRIGGIN’ Mouth Shut!

Dr. Deborah Birx Says Someone Was Feeding Trump “Parallel” Coronavirus Data  – Mother Jones
Sometimes, the most patriotic thing you can do is keep your mouth shut!

PATRIOTS, for most of 2020, while Americans cowered in terror from the deadly coronavirus sweeping the nation and the former PRESIDENT appeared too PATRIOTICALLY ignorant, too unwilling, or too sadistic to do anything to slow it, Former White House Coronavirus Response Coordinator, Dr. Deborah Birx, stood by the former president’s side. She lent her credibility to the president who had none. She told us that, while the PRESIDENT SEEMED to have been trying to KILL US ALL by suggesting we drink disinfectant and not listen to “scientists” who told us to try wearing masks and avoiding getting sick with COVID, the PRESIDENT actually, really did know what he was talking about. That’s what Birx told us, that he was reading everything she gave him, that he knew what he was doing.

But now, Dr. Birx, like any true HERO of the TRUMP ERA, is revealing she knew WE WERE ALL SCREWED THE WHOLE TIME, but she never bothered to tell any of us, because, you know, personal gain. Unlike TERRORIST DR. FAUCI, Dr. Birx did her DUTY to the former PRESIDENT. She kept her FRIGGIN’ MOUTH SHUT.

And now, step 3. Try to PROFIT. Everybody wants to hear about how BATSHIT CRAZY TRUMP REALLY WAS, and the former PRESIDENT can’t fire her anymore, so she’s letting it rip like Rudy Giuliani’s butt, telling us all what a ridiculously irresponsible danger to America our GREAT PRESIDENT WAS!

Birx, the COORDINATOR of the WHOLE ENTIRE White House response, told CBS (COMMUNIST BROADCASTING STATION) that she almost never saw or spoke with the former PRESIDENT! She also told CBS that Biden’s PREDECESSOR was getting a “parallel set of data and graphics” that weren’t accurate and she didn’t know where they came from. 

“I saw the president presenting graphs that I never made. So I know that someone … was creating a parallel set of data and graphics that were shown to the president. I don’t know to this day who.”

Dr. Deborah Birx

In other words, I wasn’t responsible for all the Former PRESIDENT’S lies, Birx is telling us. I tried to stop the madman, but forces beyond my control stopped me. I’m the responsible one. I’m like Fauci, not like Dr. Birx, that loser!

And, PATRIOTS, I for one, totally believe Dr. Birx’s day-late-and-dollar-short non-apology apology tour, because if Birx wasn’t totally secretly RESISTING the former PRESIDENT’S patriotic efforts to endanger Americans’ lives, why did she spend so much time PRAISING HIS RESPONSE? IT JUST DOESN’T MAKE SENSE!

Last year, Birx offered SLOBBERINGLY-PATRIOTIC praise of the former PRESIDENT. She called him “attentive to the scientific literature” in an interview with the Christian Broadcasting Network. “He’s been so attentive to the scientific literature and the details and the data,” Birx said. “I think his ability to analyze and integrate data that comes out of his long history in business has really been a real benefit during these discussions about medical issues.” Yes, if that’s not the voice of a concerned adviser who can’t believe her boss is being convinced by fake graphics and data to risk hundreds of thousands of lives, THAN I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS!!!

And, the reporters who saw the former PRESIDENT’S PATH OF DENIAL at the time and wondered why Birx continued to support it, can attest that Birx was never interested in talking to them when they asked about the former PRESIDENT’S DERANGED BEHAVIOR. Maggie Haberman of the FAILING New York Times tweeted that, “when BIRX spoke publicly early on, she appeared in lockstep” with the former President.

Birx is just pulling a BOLTON, trying to sell her story in the form of a LUCRATIVE BOOK DEAL! And, as a TRUMPeter, I couldn’t be more supportive, since calling out the former President’s reckless endangerment of US ALL, long after he leaves office, causes him no harm.

Birx is a HERO, a HERO of the TRUMP-era, a HERO who kept her friggin’ mouth shut while the former PRESIDENT sought to kill everyone, and only once it was lucrative for her, did she speak up.

Her example is a contrast to TERRORIST DR. FAUCI, who opposed the former PRESIDENT while he was in office, and beyond, LIKE A SPINELESS, LEFTIST, SCIENCE-HUGGING COWARD! FAUXci told The New York Times over the weekend about the JOYS of trying to explain to the former President that every snake oil that his conmen friends pitched him over the phone wasn’t a miracle cure.

[I]t was clear that he was getting input from people who were calling him up, I don’t know who, people he knew from business, saying, “Hey, I heard about this drug, isn’t it great?” or, “Boy, this convalescent plasma is really phenomenal.” And I would try to, you know, calmly explain that you find out if something works by doing an appropriate clinical trial; you get the information, you give it a peer review. And he’d say, “Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, this stuff really works.”

Dr. FAUXci to the FAKE New York Times

SICK LEFTIST! When the PRESIDENT speaks about the My Pillow man’s miracle cures, YOU KEEP YOUR SCIENCE-LOVING, FREEDOM-HATING MOUTH SHUT!

But FAUXci kept speaking!

“[H]e would say something that clearly was not correct, and then a reporter would say, “Well, let’s hear from Dr. Fauci.” I would have to get up and say, “No, I’m sorry, I do not think that is the case.” It isn’t like I took any pleasure in contradicting the president of the United States. I have a great deal of respect for the office. But I made a decision that I just had to. Otherwise I would be compromising my own integrity, and be giving a false message to the world. If I didn’t speak up, it would be almost tacit approval that what he was saying was OK.”

Dr. FAUXci to the FAKE New York Times

FAKE NEWS FAUCI could learn a thing from HERO DR. BIRX about “compromising” his “integrity” and giving “tacit approval” to the former PRESIDENT’S PATRIOTIC LIES! These are the TWO CORE VALUES of the TRUMP ERA! What happens in the Oval Office stays in the Oval Office. It’s between you, the president, Rudy Giuliani and the My Pillow man! And, DR. BIRX!

Snitches get stitches, FAUCI!

“[O]ne day I got a letter in the mail, I opened it up and a puff of powder came all over my face and my chest. That was very, very disturbing to me and my wife because it was in my office. So I just looked at it all over me and said, “What do I do?” The security detail was there, and they’re very experienced in that. They said, “Don’t move, stay in the room.” And they got the hazmat people. So they came, they sprayed me down and all that… It was a benign nothing. But it was frightening. My wife and my children were more disturbed than I was. I looked at it somewhat fatalistically. It had to be one of three things: A hoax. Or anthrax, which meant I’d have to go on Cipro for a month. Or if it was ricin, I was dead, so bye-bye.”

Dr. FAUXci to the FAKE New York Times

Except, it’s not bye-bye for Dr. F! He’s sticking around to join Biden’s team, because he TOLD THE EVIL TRUTH, while a PATRIOT like DR. BIRX finds herself struggling to break seven figures with her surely-impending book deal! CHILLING! CENSORSHIP! CANCEL CULTURE!

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CONSERVATIVES Scorch Biden’s Failed, 24-hour-old Presidency! — Hannity Whines Biden Should Have Solved COVID On ‘Day One’

Biden, Harris Take Office in New US Administration | Voice of America -  English
“Why hasn’t Biden fixed all the problems in our 100% already MADE GREAT AGAIN country, yet?” – Conservatives

PATRIOTS, it’s no secret that Joe Biden’s PREDECESSOR Made America Great Again, already. Greater than it’s ever been, in fact, which is why WE CONSERVATIVE PATRIOTS are so disheartened to see that after a FULL 24 HOURS as president, America under Joe Biden remains the same, intolerant, mindless, sick, scorched HELLSCAPE that it was when PREDECESSOR left office yesterday! I mean, really? What is Biden doing? PREDECESSOR would have fixed all of this already, if he’d ever been President!

Sean Hannity got it right during his FREEDOM HOUR OF FASCISM last night, on day one-half of the TOTALLY ALREADY FAILED Biden Administration, when Hannity said of Biden’s COVID plan, “I thought he was going to do this on day one!”

“WHY HASN’T BIDEN FIXED COVID ON DAY ONE?” Hannity rightly asked of Biden. PREDECESSOR had ONLY just over 365 days to STOP COVID, and Biden GOT A WHOLE ONE!!! Double-standard much, you lying LEFTIST media???

Meanwhile, BIDEN wasted an entire HALF-DAY of being president (the same amount of time it takes Hannity’s LOVER to GOLF) signing 17 executive actions on a range of topics, including the COVID pandemic and rejoining the World Health Organization and the Paris climate accords. LAZY BASTARD! Biden’s PREDECESSOR pardoned over 100 people on his final day! Now, that’s what I call action!

Hannity called Biden “the weak, the frail, the cognitively struggling Biden,” which was a totally ACCURATE description of what LOBOTOMIZED CONSERVATIVES LIKE HANNITY fantasized about while Biden was giving an inarguably coherent and cognitively lucid address, part of his day that saw him not even stop once to TAKE A BREAK TO GO GOLFING OR TWEET. In other words, HANNITY IS RIGHT! BIDEN IS WEAK! SO WEAK HE’S STRONG! IT MAKES SENSE, JUST DON’T THINK ABOUT IT!

And then, in this totally objective and unbiased ASSAULT on the Biden HELL-MINISTRATION, Hannity asked the really important question. No, not the question of, why has HANNITY has abandoned all pretense of objectivity or truth in exchange for riling up the uninformed masses against democracy? HANNITY asked why doesn’t BIDEN work toward unity, while HANNITY continues to sow the seeds of insurrection and domestic terrorism nightly? “For example,” HANNITY suggested, “[Biden] could’ve stopped comparing Republicans to Nazis, like he did a week ago. He could ask his colleagues to stop referring to 75 million peace-loving [PREDECESSOR] supporters as domestic terrorists that support insurrection when they absolutely do not.” Yes, STOP CALLING US WHAT WE ARE, BIDEN. We’re not domestic terrorists and Nazis, we just hate our democratic government and would like to punish everyone who doesn’t look or think like us, and we have many avowed Nazis as prominent members of our political movement! Totally different!

PATRIOTS, we need UNITY, and we CONSERVATIVES sure as hell aren’t going to try to foster it, because there’s too much money being made by Fox News, OAN, and Newsmax for us to ever STOP LYING TO YOU!

But PATRIOTS, fear not because BIDEN has already been involved in a bigger SCANDAL than his PREDECESSOR ever had.

Biden FIRED the General Counsel to the National Labor Relations Board. And, if you’re LIKE most Americans, you’re saying, “What is that?” Well, it doesn’t matter, SHEEPLE!

Or, if you know about this particular general counsel of the NLRB, you might be saying, “Good, because he was one of the foremost opponents of workers’ rights in government, and had been appointed by [PREDECESSOR] specifically to be a sycophant for big business and against unionization.”

OKAY, COMMUNIST! PATRIOTS, all that matters is that Biden did something we can criticize! WE’RE OUTRAGED AT THIS… whatever it was. IT DOESN’T MATTER! The important thing is that WE WILL ATTACK BIDEN HARDER ON THIS SMALL BUREAUCRATIC CHANGE than we ATTACKED [PREDECESSOR] FOR INCITING A TERRORIST ATTACK ON THE U.S. CAPITOL THAT SOUGHT TO END DEMOCRACY AND KILL THE VICE PRESIDENT AND THE SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE!

OR, ANYTHING ELSE [PREDECESSOR] DID TO LITERALLY TRY TO END THE UNITED STATES, FOR THAT MATTER!

LET THE CONSERVATIVE PILE-ON BEGIN! WE CARE ABOUT THIS COUNTRY AGAIN, because we’re no longer the ones with the power to destroy it!

Also, there’s windows being broken at someplace other than the U.S. Capitol? I care about vandalism and rioting again!

PATRIOTS, we conservatives have seen enough. It’s time to DECLARE this Biden presidency a TOTAL AND COMPLETE FAILURE! We put up with a lot of fascism over the last four years, and we didn’t say a word against it, but Biden looked at me the wrong way during that Inaugural Address!

Impeach! Impeach! Impeach!

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Let’s Just Delay This Whole Biden Thing ‘Til We Get Rid Of This ‘Virus’ We Never Cared About, Says Idiot GOP Senator

Trump-Backed Football Coach Tommy Tuberville Defeats Native Son Jeff  Sessions In Alabama Senate Runoff
Guess it’s time for TRUMP supporters to throw the ol’ Hail Mary.

PATRIOTS, I’ve never respected Tommy Tuberville as a Senator, but…

Well, I guess there’s supposed to be a “but” at the end of that sentence for us TRUMPeters, but I’ve got nothing. Frankly, the man’s an idiot. And that’s OKAY with me, because it takes all kinds to make a fascist dictatorship go ’round, and Tommy Tuberville is the IDIOT that makes the President look smart by association.

So, PATRIOTS, I applaud SENATOR Tommy Tuberville’s newest uninformed, idiotic suggestion about how to keep TRUMP in power beyond the end of his legal term as president. The suggestion, frankly, makes Rudy Giuliani’s treasonous butt-dials, landscaping promotions and head leaks look like competent legal representation by comparison. Tommy Tuberville’s latest idea to extend TRUMP’S treasonous PATRIOTIC fascism is that we should just DELAY Biden’s inauguration until we finally get the coronavirus “behind us a little bit. “

W-w-w-w-w-what? Behind us? B-b-b-buuttt, I thought we’d already defeated the virus, while, of course, we just have to “live with it,” because it doesn’t affect anyone, and, on top of that, it’s a hoax perpetuated by AMERICA’S EVIL, LYING DOCTORS and HEALTHCARE WORKERS, plus, none of us need to wear a mask or social distance, anyway. Just ask Trump’s own campaign and White House officials, who have never done that, and barely acknowledged the virus’ existence, which is probably why they’ve been failing to successfully provide the vaccine to Americans in any meaningful time frame.

If anything, TRUMP’S been making the virus worse at every turn.

So, I guess it makes total sense that we must now wait until Trump gets the virus “behind us” in order for him to leave office, because that will never, ever happen even “a little bit” as long as Trump remains in charge of botching America’s response to this health crisis at every possible opportunity. Yes, I see how it works now. I, as a LOYAL, TERRORISTIC, TRUMP SUPPORTER, support this! TRUMP will remain in power forever! All he has to do is keep f***ing everything up! EASY!

Of course, Tuberville, like TRUMP, the GOP and all their mindless supporters don’t know that the Constitution sets the date of the next president’s inauguration by law, because they’ve never read that USELESS, ANTI-TRUMP SCREED. But, PATRIOTS, I say, “Who cares what that dumb, ol’ Constitution says. We’re in power.” So, lets throw away that raggedy ol’ document that we’ve literally spent our entire Pre-TRUMP political existence arguing SHOULD BE INTERPRETED LITERALLY, AND SHOULD GOVERN EVERY SINGLE DECISION WE MAKE!

In the words of AMERICAN PATRIOT, Spongebob Squarepants, “I don’t need it!”

SpongeBob SquarePants : I'm With Stupid (2001) - Alan Smart | Cast and Crew  | AllMovie

THIS IS WHY WE NEED MORE FOOTBALL COACHES RUNNING OUR COUNTRY!

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STIMULUS SCAM! GOP Heroes Vote To STOP HELP To Suffering Americans; cut in line for VACCINE against ‘HOAX’ VIRUS

Ron Johnson and Ted Cruz Join the Rand Paul/Mike Lee Opposition to  Obamacare Lite – Reason.com
“If Americans want to pay their heating bills so badly, they can have some of the hot air coming from our mouths!” – These Guys ^

PATRIOTS, for nine months, Americans have been suffering, struggling to pay rent, pay for food, and pay for pretty much anything that isn’t free. But fear not, AMERICAN SUBJECTS, because heroic Republicans are here to help (finally)! After nine months of blocking passage of a Democratic bill that would have offered much-needed relief to suffering Americans, we’ve seen a TRUE GREAT CONJUNCTION, a once-in-800-year-event, and Republican Senators are BACK IN WASHINGTON AGAIN, to vote against much-needed relief!

Merry Christmas!

The COMMUNISTS behind the new WEALTH STEAL BILL want to take $600 out of the JOB CREATOR’S pocket and send it to every long-suffering American whose lives have been upended by Republicans’ pro-pandemic policies, when those Americans have ONLY been suffering for nine months! TALK ABOUT LEFTIST ECONOMIC POLICY! Why don’t we just take some of that money that should go to the rich and give it to the poor? I mean (laughs nervously while waiting for everyone to agree with me). . . it’s just. . . so ridiculous.

Six Republican Senate PATRIOTS knew that this LIBERAL LEFTIST HANDOUT crafted by Republican Leader Mitch McConnell was far too generous to WELFARE QUEENS like the 20% of American adults who can’t afford to feed their children. So those CONSERVATIVE HEROES, who have heroically supported President Trump’s 4-year struggle to reach RECORD deficit levels–Senators Marsha Blackburn of Tennessee, Ted Cruz of Texas, Ron Johnson of Wisconsin, Mike Lee of Utah, Rand Paul of Kentucky and Rick Scott of Florida–voted “HELL NO” on this OVERLY-GENEROUS, LEFTIST handout of $600 to every American.

SIX HUNDRED DOLLARS?! That’s a whopping $20 for every week of suffering since the first CARES Act was signed by President T on March 27! Why don’t we just give every American healthcare while we’re at it? Why don’t we just give everyone the Taj Mahal for CHRISTmas?

If these WELFARE QUEENS can’t live on $20 a week, maybe they need to get a job as a Wall Street Executive so they can learn something about FINANCE!

Unfortunately, Patriots, the bill passed the Senate 92 to 6, and so now, it’s up to PRESIDENT Donald Trump to stop it with a veto! Something he doesn’t seem to want to do, but just give it some time, because he usually comes through and does what’s worst for the American people. Have faith, PATRIOTS!

Meanwhile, those Republican heroes who opposed the massive $600 COMMIE WAGE, as I call it, stood up to the fact that millions are unable to afford food, by pointing out some TRUE fake lies about the bill! Trump supporters around the internet are pushing the president to VETO the bill based on the ALTERNATIVE FACT that the bill contains billions of dollars for FOREIGN countries like Israel and Egypt, and LIBERAL priorities like the KENNEDY CENTER! And just because that claim wasn’t in any way TRUE, lib-o-crats got IMMEDIATELY TRIGGERED by this attempt to torpedo their $600 GOLDEN GOOSE!

It doesn’t matter if my opposition is real or not, if this bill is going to give even a sliver of financial help to Americans while Donald J(ust trying to kill every American citizen) Trump is still MY PRESIDENT, he MUST VETO!!!!!!

GET ON THE TRUMP TRAIN, PATRIOTS, and OPPOSE THAT MEASLEY $600 CHECK. Let’s get a BIGGER STIMULUS check, just like the one MY PRESIDENT Donald Trump opposed in July along with the more generous COVID relief bill that would have included things like, oh, let’s see, more generous unemployment benefits for struggling Americans. Wait, I’m confused. . . what exactly do I stand for as a REAL PATRIOT? I’m against the $600 check, but I’m also against the more generous bill because PRESIDENT T opposed it, but he agreed with the Republicans who I’m also against because they supported the $600 bill. My head hurts!

As a PATRIOT, what the f*** do I support?

Oh, I think I figured it out!

We will not be satisfied until we get what we really want: NOTHING. NOTHING OR NOTHING, LIBS! Your choice.

Meanwhile, let’s make sure we, as TRUE REPUBLICAN PATRIOTS keep CONSERVATIVE politicians in office. People like Republican Senator Joni Ernst of Iowa, who claimed a few months ago that the EVIL doctors and nurses risking their lives at hospitals were FALSIFYING death certificates in order to inflate COVID statistics! Yesterday, Sen. Ernst did what any good PATRIOT would do and jumped ahead of those healthcare workers in the line to get the life-saving vaccine for the virus she helped spread through false conspiracy theories! If those aren’t REPUBLICAN VALUES, I don’t know what are!

Also getting the REAL VACCINE to the FAKE HOAX VIRUS they helped PATRIOTICALLY SPREAD were heroes like Lindsey Graham, and Marco Rubio, who isn’t even old enough to fall into a high-risk category but HEROICALLY TOOK ONE FOR THE TEAM and got the life-saving vaccine so one of those EVIL, LYING FIRST RESPONDERS could learn about HARD WORK, RESPONSIBILITY, and pulling their immune system up by its own bootstraps, or something. I don’t know!

The point is, the THIN RED LINE of Republicans in Congress is the only thing stopping America from becoming a real “shithole” country! Right?

RIGHT?!?!?!?!?

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Opinion: America Isn’t Worth Protecting Unless Trump Is Allowed To Keep Destroying It, Libs!

Can Trump give Barron the soccer ball he got from Putin? It's complicated -  The Boston Globe
“Here, Mr. Putin, take my balls.” – Trump

Patriots, there’s no debating that America is safer, freer, and more prosperous than ever before thanks to the strong, courageous LEADERSHIP of PRESIDENT DONALD J(ust kidding because he actually sucks at being President) TRUMP! We’ve unleashed the American economy to a BIG, BEAUTIFUL SPIRAL OF DECLINE for all but Trump’s wealthiest cronies, we’ve CRUSHED OUR REAL ENEMIES, including Earth’s habitable climate and our allies in Europe, and we’ve wreaked PATRIOTIC DEATH across our own land with a TREMENDOUS HERD IMMUNITY STRATEGY that has killed more Americans than World War II thanks to Donald Trump’s “best people” being in charge, like a science adviser who said SMART things about Americans including, “We want them infected.” But now, Democracy-hugging liberals are trying to undo our TREMENDOUS REGRESS by FAIRLY COUNTING THE VOTES in a (non)FRAUDULENT Presidential election that Trump clearly won, as long as you only count yard signs and not votes.

So let me say something that might be controversial, but which all of us REAL PATRIOTS are CLEARLY THINKING! If Donald J(Jesus Christ) Trump can’t be MY NEXT president, then not only do I not want to live in America anymore, but I DON’T WANT THERE TO BE AN AMERICA AT ALL! AMERICA ISN’T WORTH PROTECTING UNLESS TRUMP IS ALLOWED TO REMAIN IN CHARGE OF DESTROYING IT!

Like all Republican PATRIOTS, I’ve heroically and quietly cowered over the past four years as Donald Trump has taken control of the Party of Lincoln and laid waste to every single principle I used to pretend to cherish, from crippling our national security by “falling in love” every authoritarian strongman to hove into his field of vision, to ratcheting our national debt to never-before-seen levels, to napalming the LIBERAL IDEAS of that FAKE CULT OF LEFTISTS that used to FRAUDULENTLY call themselves Republicans. You know which cult I’m talking about. No, not #NeverTrumpers. I’m talking about Christians, of course. Why would I, a TRUE CONSERVATIVE PATRIOT, want to follow the teachings of Christ when I could follow a thrice-divorced, 26-time-sexual-misconduct-accused, serial-lying, baby-imprisoning, corruption-encouraging, unable-to-name-a-single-book-of-the-bible, never-needed-to-ask-for-forgiveness former reality TV host?

I wouldn’t. There’s no room for that LEFTIST ANTIFA MEMBER called JESUS in my Conservative’s Holy Trinity of Trump, Putin and Lou Dobbs.

But there’s always more room on the TRUMP TREASON TRAIN of loyal, boot-licking sycophants. Ol’ “LIDDLE” MARCO RUBIO is proudly hopping on that train today with a BIGLY ADDITION to the PRO-TRUMP, ANTI-AMERICA TWEET HALL OF FAME.

Yeah, LIBS! I agree with “LIDDLE”! Why can’t you find a president who’s as presidential as Joe Biden’s incoming Deputy Chief-Of-Staff? Biden’s out here talking about unity and healing like an ANTI-TRUMP RINO (Republican In Name Only) while his incoming Deputy Chief Of Staff has used the BAD WORD “f***ers” to refer to HEROIC PATRIOTS LIKE MARCO RUBIO who compromised all their values and gambled the future of the United States on a dictator-hugging invalid just to preserve their own future electoral prospects to be leaders of the PATRIOTIC, anti-AMERICA TRUMP cult.

This, PATRIOTS, is exactly why it’s Donald Trump’s America or nobody’s America at all. I will happily ride this TRUMP TRAIN all the way off the half-finished bridge of ideas that it runs on, gleefully defending the utter destruction of America because the alternative is Joe Biden as president. No way! We can’t have people who use the word “f***er” (it’s so bad I won’t even print it) working for the next president! We need to keep our current president who says things ALIGNED WITH REPUBLICAN VALUES, like calling black people “sons-of-bitches,” calling countries “shit-holes”, praising congressional candidates who bodyslam reporters, “both sides-ing” White Supremacy, and saying “fuck” in TV interviews.

Needless to say, this take is TOO TRIGGERING to STUPID LIB REPUBLICANS WHO LOVE AMERICA MORE THAN TRUMP:

But this is about more than just stopping Democrats from using naughty words as adjectives when it’s totally warranted. This is about the prosperous future of America, the future that all good Republicans have now aligned themselves against. Will this be Joe Biden’s America (that’s bad BTW), or will it be a CONSERVATIVE, REPUBLICAN AMERICA (the good kind of America) led by a HERO like Trump, or at the very least a PATRIOT like Vladimir Putin?

We’re already doing our part, PATRIOTS! It’s not just thanks to Republican Senate heroes like RUSSIA RON Johnson, who works tirelessly for the PATRIOTIC cause of ending Democratic elections in the United States everyday. It’s not just Donald Trump’s past amplification of Russian disinformation designed to help his 2016 campaign and potential obstruction of justice to cover that up. It’s not just Trump’s private meetings with PATRIOT PUTIN of which records are sealed, and of course, Trump’s public statements siding with RUSSIAN PROPAGANDA over the statements of American intelligence gatherers. Nope, today we learned that the MOST PATRIOTIC REPUBLICAN destruction of America’s standing and security has been carried out by Trump in just the last few months.

We learned this thanks to a LEAK by LEFTIST, COMMUNIST Tom Bossert, the former homeland security adviser to President Trump (Secret lib? Note: Check before publishing.) and deputy homeland security adviser to LEFTIST President George W. Bush. Bossert writes in the LIBERAL RAG New York Times that “the networks of the federal government and much of corporate America are now compromised by a foreign nation,” which, he says, is almost certainly Russia, and he says that TRUMP (TRUMP! TRUMP!) is about to leave the U.S. Government in this state of “compromise” (I assume because he’s too busy retweeting Lou Dobbs).

The Russians have had access to a considerable number of important and sensitive networks for six to nine months. The Russian S.V.R. will surely have used its access to further exploit and gain administrative control over the networks it considered priority targets. . . It will take years to know for certain which networks the Russians control and which ones they just occupy. . . The logical conclusion is that we must act as if the Russian government has control of all the networks it has penetrated. . . The access the Russians now enjoy could be used for far more than simply spying. . . President Trump is on the verge of leaving behind a federal government, and perhaps a large number of major industries, compromised by the Russian government.

Tom Bossert, LEFTIST-SCUM FORMER TRUMP ADVISER

Wait, I thought the Democrats liked “compromise”? Hypocrites much, LIBS?

Bossert says President-elect Biden “must begin his planning to take charge of this crisis” and should “assume that communications about this matter are being read by Russia.” He calls on Trump and Biden to work together for the good of the country. LIKE LEFTIST SCUM!

First of all, Bossert, TRUMP IS MY PRESIDENT ELECT, if you count only TRUMP VOTES, like the Constitution instructs–or at least it should. Second, work “together”? No! It’s TRUMP OR NOTHING for Republicans, just like it always has been for RUSSIA RON, MOSCOW MITCH, LIDDLE MARCO, the various Republicans in Congress that House Republican Leader Kevin McCarthy says “Putin pays,” and of course CAPTAIN KOMPROMAT, President T! We won’t be fooled by more LEFTIST PROPAGANDA by a former TRUMP adviser.

PATRIOTS, REPUBLICANS, EVANGELICALS, RUSSIANS, SELF-INTERESTED POLITICAL SYCOPHANTS, we must all stand together now, or we shall hang separately! We must downplay and ignore this threat, while continuing to pretend that Donald Trump isn’t totally fucking up the job of the presidency and threatening the lives of every single American. We must FINISH THE JOB that we Republicans started four years ago with the election of Donald J(onestown) Trump, the most PATRIOTICALLY unfit candidate for president in American history, and we must DESTROY THIS COUNTRY so Joe Biden can never become president and turn it into a LEFTIST HELL-SCAPE that gives its suffering citizens more than $600 for every eight months of pandemic suffering.

America Isn’t Worth Protecting Unless Trump Is Allowed To Keep Destroying It, Libs!

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Trump and Republicans have become a post-policy party. Coronavirus proves  it.
“We’re all doing a great job destroying America, aren’t we?” – Trump

TERRORIST Fauci Tries To CANCEL CHRISTmas With Travel Warnings; GYM Jordan FACT-F***S HIM back to LIB-O-STAN

Fauci says it's likely coronavirus will be seasonal | TheHill
“You’re as cuddly as a cactus and as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch.”

Patriots, TERRORIST “Doctor” Anthony Fauci of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases (NOTE: is he pro-diseases? Check before publishing) is once again trying to FORCE his LEFTIST, PRO-FACT AGENDA on the illiterate, FREEDOM-F***ING masses.

Today, FART-FACE FAUCI is warning Americans not to travel for CHRISTmas, the most sacred REPUBLICAN holiday of the year, all because of a little, tiny, fake, hoax virus that has killed nearly 279,000 Americans (mostly in BLUE states, if you don’t check the facts). Well, here’s a newsflash for you, OSAMA BIN-FAUCI, we patriots fought a War On Christmas for eight years, from 2008-2016, and a lot of good Republicans got triggered, but we won. We say “Merry Christmas,” now, all year long, and we EARNED OUR RIGHT to die to celebrate this sacred, religious holiday, and to TAKE A LOT of LIBS with us!

Republican Congressman Jim Jordan gets it. He’s not gonna let some “scientist” tell him what is, and is not “science,” simply because he’s studied “infectious diseases.” GYM’s bringing the “facts” to this debate, and like all true Republicans, the only “facts” on his side are wild, baseless speculation designed to inflame tensions in the UNITED States.

BOOM! Truth-nuke! Hit the fallout shelter, leftists, because you just got owned. Let me break it down for you extra-stupid leftists. There’s a straight line between advising against travel and BANNING SPEAKING OF CHRISTMAS. Need a diagram?

Advising against travel ——-> BANNING SPEAKING OF CHRISTMAS.

There. Proven. True fact. I HEREBY DECLARE IT.

But beyond inflaming anger against our country’s factually-biased scientists, whatever that title means (it means they know science, like about diseases? No, I don’t believe that), GYM’s hardcore FACT-F***ING of GRINCH FAUCI has TRIGGERED stupid libs who oppose GREAT AMERICAN HEARTLAND VALUES, like dying for no reason so that Republicans can maintain power over government, instead of following common-sense public health measures.

Just look at these sad responses to GYM.

And, PATRIOTS, this is all because the LEFT doesn’t want to admit that this VIRUS is just a means of CONTROLLING you and your Jesus-loving family. Just listen to the FLIMSY, FAKE NEWS justification for Fauci and the science bitches’ CRAAAAZY recommendation that you wear masks and don’t travel. Here’s what he said in an interview with the FAKE NEWS WEEKLY, aka Newsweek.

“January is going to be terrible,” with the outbreak expected to reach its worst level yet. The director of… the White House COVID-19 task force explained: “I think January is going to be terrible because you’re going to have the Thanksgiving surge super-imposed upon the Christmas surge. So it’s entirely conceivable that January could be the worst.”

Newsweek
Dr Evil, I mean Fauci - Imgflip

Surge? Yeah, right. That’s a soda, LIBS.

But patriots, we know who the REAL VICTIMS are in this crisis that has killed 279,000 people, and while the LIBERALS at Fox News might tell you it’s people who are being forced to face MINOR INCONVENIENCES like wearing masks and social distancing, we TRUE NEWS PATRIOTS know that our nation’s number one victims are, ALWAYS and FOREVER, the LONG-SUFFERING TRUMP FAMILY, who gave perhaps the biggest contribution to the WAR ON CHRISTMAS by bringing back the never-gone holiday utterance, “Merry Christmas.”

“Who gives a f*** about Christmas stuff and decoration?”

Melania Trump

Oops. Wrong quote.

But, anyway the STUPID LIBS AND THE STUPID AMERICAN ELECTORATE are being very mean to our nation’s NUMBER-ONE VICTIM, Donald Trump. They voted him out of office just because he did a horrendous job handling the pandemic, oversaw massive corruption, lied more than any human who’s ever held public office in the United States, tried to end Democracy, tried to kill Obamacare, harmed the environment, destroyed most of our alliances, and played golf more than he worked.

Luckily, elected Republicans recognize the president’s victimhood, and they’re standing up FOR HIM against the well-known liberal bias of Democracy.

Just look at the cowardice of these fair-weather Trumpers.

It’s December. It’s been a FULL MONTH since we learned Joe Biden won the presidential election, and only two heroes, Rep. Mo Brooks (R-AL) and Rep. Paul Gosar (R-AZ) were willing to firmly tell the Washington Post that Donald Trump won the presidential election. Disgraceful.

As for the other 249 Republicans in Congress, 221 of them let the FAKE NEWS cloud their judgement enough that they can’t see that the opposite of reality is the TRUE REALITY, and Donald Trump is the winner. Spineless. And even worse, 26 Republicans in Congress say Joe Biden won just because he got more votes. SICK AND SAD!

So, patriots, this CHRISTmas, in addition to ignoring all sense, and ignoring DEMOCRATIC MANDATES from the COMMUNIST AMERICAN GOVERNMENT, and in addition to thanking God for Jesus or whatever, and in addition to selfishly traveling across the country so we can have OUR HOLIDAY about being selfless or whatever, let’s give thanks for the LAST FOUR PATRIOTS in our HELL-SCAPE OF A COUNTRY (that Donald Trump is still running), and let’s THANK GOD for PRESIDENT T, MO BROOKS, PAUL GOSAR, and GYM JORDAN.

Without them, the LIBS, aka AMERICANS, might win.

Not all heroes wear capes (or masks).

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WATCH: Patriotic REMIX of Trump’s Petulant, 46 Minute Lie-Stravaganza Against BIASED American Electorate

“As you can see from this chart, I’m very clearly lying.”

Most politicians who lose an election choose to go out gracefully with dignity. LIKE LOSERS AND SUCKERS. Patriots, Donald Trump ISN’T GOING OUT with any dignity. HELL NO! You can have this presidency when you COME AND TAKE IT, LIBS!

Instead, The Petulant Of The United States is going down Jon Bon Jovi style: IN A BLAZE OF GLORY!

Take a look at this recap of the FEROCIOUSLY-FALSE AND PATRIOTICALLY IDIOTIC TANTRUM he just threw in his MOST IMPORTANT SPEECH EVER!

GOING DOWN IN A BLAZE OF GLORY!

Talk about owning the LIBS! We all know there’s nothing the libs hate more than LIES and Trump peppered them with every single LIE in his arsenal. It was a heroic BEATDOWN of the LIBERALLY-BIASED TRUTH.

And even the MAINSTREAM, LEFTIST MEDIA couldn’t help but rave over the president’s heroic performance. Just listen to the Washington Post’s FIVE STAR REVIEW (Pinocchios are stars, right?)…

“It was, almost literally, a distillation of the past four weeks of rants, allegations and accusations, including countless examples of claims which have already been soundly debunked. That sudden surge of votes seen in Wisconsin, something so compelling in Trump’s eyes that he brought a visual aid to demonstrate it? We dispatched that on Nov. 11: It was just the county of Milwaukee reporting its results. Whether it’s more worrisome if Trump knew it had been debunked or if he didn’t is up to you to determine.”

The Lyin’ Bezos Washington Post

Trump’s speech even TRIGGERED the Dem-O-Craps over at the CNN, CLINTON NEWS NETWORK, including Fredo, AKA, Chris HOMO, who refused to air Trump’s TRUTHFUL slash and burn of American democracy, because, he says, “Donald Trump is so far gone, that I cannot in good conscience play the substance of a 46-minute spiel that he spewed tonight… It is lies and ugly suggestions that have a basis in nothing but division and malice.” AKA “I got TRIGGERED. Wah, wah, wah!”

And PSYCHO JOE over at MSDNC was equally TRIGGERED by Trump’s Conservative attempt to liquidate democracy like he liquidated his casino’s bank accounts. His guest, Mike “Crusty” Barnicle, called Trump’s speech a, “mentally ill rant.”

But patriots, FREEDOM (in the form of abject tyranny) is on the rise and we’re not backing down simply because we have no factual ground to stand on. Trump’s speech wasn’t the only drunken, destructive rant of the day. Check out this BELLIGERENT PATRIOT drunkenly berating the panel of State Representatives at a Michigan hearing on the election. The woman, Melissa Carone, heroically made false claims of voter fraud, which have already been debunked, with an added slurring and incoherent twist as the star witness for the Trump legal team and Rudy Giuliani.

And while Trump and his team’s destructive shenanigans continue to heroically undermine America, let no one say that Donald Trump isn’t also doing a great job as president, because our national COVID crisis just saw the lowest number of deaths EVER in a single day (If by “lowest” you mean “highest”.)

“A day after 2,804 Americans died in a single day from the coronavirus pandemic – almost as many as in the 11 September 2001 terrorist attacks – Donald Trump said nothing about the harrowing national crisis.”

The Guardian FAKE Newspaper

Stand fast patriots! We are GREAT AGAIN!

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