PATRIOTS, the old saying goes, “Screw you! We’re from Texas!” Well, NUMBER ONE PATRIOT LYIN’ TED CRUZ might have just come up with a better saying: “Screw you, Texas! I’m going to Mexico!” With millions of residents in his state suffering under dangerous freezing conditions, blackouts, no heat, and lack of potable water, this LYIN’ of the Senate did what any TRUE TRUMPIAN HERO would have done! He got the f*** out of there!
Ted flew off to SAFETY in the country he HATES the most, Mexico! Cancun to be exact! And he left his LOSER and SUCKER constituents to take care of themselves, because, like one CONSERVATIVE MAYOR in Ted’s state RIGHTLY scolded the suffering recently, “If you were sitting at home in the cold because you have no power and are sitting there waiting for someone to come rescue you because your lazy is direct result of your raising!”
Smart and literate!
Luckily, the former president’s border wall to keep the drug dealers and “rapists” out of Texas didn’t stop Lyin’s jet from making it to safety on the other side of it. IN MEXICO!
I’M NOT COGNITIVELY DISSONANT! YOU ARE, LIB!
LIBERALS WERE ALL OVER THE STORY of Lyin’ Ted’s HEROIC flee, which was first reported by notable LIB RAG, Fox News!
But, PATRIOTS, just because this ACT OF VALOR by Lyin’ Ted makes him look like the most callous, insensitive jerk who ever served in Congress, which is really saying something, THE LIBS ARE STILL MISSING THE POINT! What was Lyin’ supposed to do?!?! Help?
Puh-lease, libs! Nobody’s helping. Except Beto O’Rourke, that Democratic LOSER who LOST his senate bid against Lyin’ Ted, yet still helps suffering people in his state, LIKE A SUCKER! LIB! SHAME! LIB!
Hey, BEEE-TO, nobody needs help here! We’re just fine! In fact, we’re just fine without power or potable water! At least, that’s what Former Governor Rick Perry says, and he KNOWS ALMOST NOTHING ABOUT ANYTHING, so he probably KNOWS A LOT about the opinions of his suffering and freezing former constituents.
“Texans would be without electricity for longer than three days to keep the federal government out of their business… Try not to let whatever the crisis of the day is take your eye off of having a resilient grid…”Former Texas Governor Rick Perry
Which Texas doesn’t have because… communism, I guess?
Things are going SO GOOD in Cruz’s home state of TEXAS that people aren’t even worried about not having electricity anymore (because they don’t have water now, either).
“Scores of Texans were under notice to boil tap water before drinking it after days of record low temperatures damaged infrastructure, caused blackouts and froze water pipes.“FAKE NEWS NBC (NOTHING BUT CRAP) News
LIBS just don’t get it. While they’re suffering UNDER SOCIALIST, LIB-O-CRATIC leadership in their big city, ivory towers with their… heat… and drinking water, they don’t understand the JOYS OF REAL FREEDOM. Freedom to SUFFER AND DIE FOR REPUBLICAN CONTROL OF OUR COUNTRY WITHOUT BIG, LIB GUBMINT TELLING ME TO LIVE!
Absolutely NOBODY in Texas needs any HELP from Lyin’ Ted Cruz, anyway. Except the kids in hospitals with no flushing toilets, AKA Scum-o-crats.
[A]t least two hospitals in the Austin metro area were being evacuated on Wednesday night due to a lack of hot water and heat. Matt Largey, an editor at Austin’s NPR station KUT, tweeted out a statement from St. David’s South Austin Medical Center on Wednesday that confirmed that the hospital was in the process of evacuating some of its “just under 300 patients” from the facility after it “lost water pressure today from the City of Austin.” … Minutes later, Largey reported that Dell Children’s Medical Center, a pediatric hospital located in Austin, was also without power. In an accompanying statement from the hospital sent from a source, officials confirmed that “extreme weather conditions” had resulted in the facility experiencing “interruptions in service,” and noted that the toilets there did not currently have “flushing capabilities.”Gizmodo
Flushing toilets at children’s hospitals are overrated anyway. You gotta teach those kids about FREE MARKET ECONOMICS early, or else they’ll never understand later why they’re being forced to freeze to death without drinking water so their Senators can take a vacation in Mexico–I mean, so capitalism.
The answer to that question, of course, is GUNS. Don’t get it? That’s because you’re a socialist! SOCIALIST!
NOTED CONSERVATIVE CRIMINAL Dinesh D’Souza gets it. WHAT IS LYIN’ TED SUPPOSED TO DO? Flying to Mexico and abandoning his state is actually the MOST HELPFUL thing Lyin’ Ted can do! That’s effective leadership!
Ted Cruz REALLY IS THE BEST! He’s helping more than anyone else, by NOT HELPING AT ALL! It’s called pulling yourself up by your own bootstraps, Texas. Sure, you don’t have drinking water, or heat, or for some, life, but think of all the things you still DO HAVE! Like, GUNS! And…
I can’t think of anything else, but, the important thing is that you remember, you’re suffering so that you can be free! Or, so the owner of the Dallas Cowboys can make money, I guess. SAME THING!
Comstock Resources chief financial officer Roland Burns acknowledged that the company had “hit the jackpot” as it sold gas from its Haynesville Shale wells in East Texas on the spot market for a price between $15 and $179 per cubic feet… “This week is like hitting the jackpot with some of these incredible prices,” Burns said during an earnings call on Wednesday… [Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry] Jones… controls a 73 percent share in Comstock, according to the company’s 2020 proxy statement.Newsweek
Hey, it might seem bad, Texas, but just remember… guns. No big government LIBS will be able to pry them from your FROZEN hands now!
PATRIOTS, Larry Kudlow has been the dumbest guy in the room for a long time, and you have to admire him for being SO GOOD AT IT. For example, in 2005, he said people predicting a real estate crash were “dead wrong,” and just because HE turned out to be dead wrong, that didn’t stop him from predicting in 2007 that “there is no recession,” right before something called the GREAT Recession, and just because he turned out to be wrong about that, too, that didn’t stop him from making a whole bunch of other wrong predictions for a decade, until he FAILED ALL THE WAY up to being Biden’s PREDECESSOR’S TOP ECONOMIC ADVISER, where, in February 2020, right before COVID crashed the stock market, he told Americans it would be a good time to buy stocks. All of this must have been rather hard, considering that although he served as the PREDECESSOR’S economic adviser, he was not, in reality, an ECONOMIST. And so, it should come as no surprise PATRIOTS, that LARRY KUDLOW continues to be invited on FOX NEWS and FOX BUSINESS to say very WRONG AND DUMB THINGS, WRONG AND DUMB THINGS TO REPUBLICANS ABOUT DEMOCRATS, LIKE ALL GOOD AMERICANS DO! What I’m trying to say here is, HE’S A REAL AMERICAN PATRIOT!
Now, KUDLOW’S dropped another KNOWLEDGE TURD, that STINKS to high heavens, this time about BIDEN! SLEEPY, HIDIN’ BIDEN! ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE who’s trying to pass the economic aid for the American people that TRUMP PROMISED BUT NEVER DELIVERED! FAKE economist Larry Kudlow said on Maria Bartiromo’s FAKE business TV show on the FAKE news channel Fox Business Network, that he didn’t know “Whether [Biden’s] an empty vessel for the far left wing of his party,” and when asked whether Biden understood what he was signing with executive orders he’d signed, he replied, “That’s a good question,” (it was not) before he refused to say whether Biden is “alert or not alert.”
And just because Larry Kudlow was clearly lying, like he has lied and been wrong for his entire career, and just because there’s no evidence that Biden is “not alert,” that doesn’t mean we, AS PATRIOTS AND CONSERVATIVES, can’t pretend KUDLOW WAS TELLING THE TRUTH! Biden is DERANGED! He’s ILL and WEAK. How do I know? Because I don’t rely on LAZY, LIBERAL FACTS to reach my conclusions! I find TRUTH that I WANT TO BE TRUE, and I find my TRUTH in the same place FOX BUSINESS NETWORK AND MARIA BARTIROMO AND LARRY KUDLOW do, right up TRUMP’S BUTTHOLE! MMM, smells like McDonald’s up here! Why would we ever leave?!?!?!
Kudlow also said during this “interview” that President Biden, “may be, really, given his first couple weeks, the most left wing president we’ve ever seen.” He said, the Democratic Party “has moved a hundred yards to the left” and “way to the left of Barack Obama.” Again, it was a PERFECTLY GOOD CONCLUSION, as long as you don’t worry about any LEFTIST FACTS! Biden is the most radical, left-wing nut job ever to hold office, and I know this because I WANT IT TO BE TRUE!
What’s Biden doing right now, you ask? He’s working on sending out those checks TRUMP wanted to send? EVIL! COMMUNIST! SOCIALIST!
The libs GOT TRIGGERED by this TRUTH!
NEWSFLASH: PEOPLE LIKE LARRY KUDLOW LOVE AMERICA! AND BY LOVE, I MEAN HATE! They’re what we call PATRIOTS, okay?
If the government isn’t doing something for them, namely letting them pretend they’re qualified to have a job in it, then IT’S RADICAL, LEFTIST, COMMUNIST, and any of the other BAD “ISTS” you can think of! They stand for exactly one thing! THEMSELVES! “If TRUMP’S BUTTHOLE CAN GET BACK INTO THE WHITE HOUSE,” they think, “I CAN TOO! ‘CAUSE MY HEAD’S STILL IN IT!”
PATRIOTS, in the last 24 hours I’ve gone from KNOWING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING about the stock market to BEING A CERTIFIED EXPERT (certified by myself and Trump University only) and in that time, I’ve come to really ROOT FOR these people who are manipulating the market. No, I’m not talking about the REGULAR PEOPLE who wisely exploited the greed of the wealthy hedge fund managers to make about $5 billion dollars in the last few days. I’m talking about the LITTLE GUY, the hedge fund manager, the greedy, Wall Street corporate raider who everyday puts billions of dollars of other people’s money ON THE LINE, just so he can come home to put food on the table for his family on their yacht! Well, today, THE LITTLE GUYS FINALLY WON! They took THEIR BLOODMONEY back from the REGULAR PEOPLE who STOLE IT FAIR AND SQUARE.
You see, recently, the Robinhood stock trading app allowed millions of ordinary people to outsmart the wealthy, powerful FAT CATS of Wall Street by buying up stocks that the FAT CATS had irresponsibly and possibly illegally shorted (a complicated term that’s too complicated for you, peasants). The FAT CATS reportedly LOST $5 billion dollars. Yep, they really had those FAT CATS over a barrel… until today, when the FAT CATS were bailed out by some apparently illegal HEROICS by… yep, you guessed it, Robinhood! Robinhood said they were going to STOP SELLING CERTAIN STOCKS, which is a totally NORMAL thing for a brokerage to do, DEFINITELY NOT (NOT) ILLEGAL, and they just happened to stop selling all the SAME STOCKS that regular people were making a lot of money off of. And wouldn’t you know it, Robinhood is actually RUN BY THE FAT CATS!
In the process, AVERAGE JOE GREEDYPACK lost everything he’d earned fair and square, LIKE A COMMUNIST!
Turns out, when you make too much money on Wall Street but you live on Main Street, your own stock broker who claims to be on your side will step in and say, “Hey man, you’re making too much money, so for your own protection, I’m going to turn off your money hose and give some of your money back to the rich people that had it yesterday!” As a CONSERVATIVE PATRIOT, I couldn’t be HAPPIER ABOUT THIS!
You see, over the last FOUR years, I’ve come to fully support and endorse FASCISM, and I’m proud to say, that’s what this appears to be. FASCISM! PATRIOTIC AND UNILATERAL! And, why wouldn’t we have expected TRADING OF VALUABLE STOCKS TO BE UNILATERALLY STOPPED by the firm whose motto is, quite truly, “LET THE PEOPLE TRADE”? And, by “trade,” they of course mean, “restricting transactions for certain securities to position closing only.” And by that, they mean, “making sure the reckless hedge funds that own us make more money than our customers.”
And by that, they mean, “doing patently illegal things because we’ll never get put in jail for it.” And by that, they mean, “we should probably change our name to SherrifOfNottingham.”
All this can be really confusing for people who don’t have DEGREES in finance and work on Wall Street, and, therefore, STUPIDLY think they have the RIGHT TO MAKE money. But, I think there’s a way I can dumb it down for you, peasants. You see, you’re a poor person. If you weren’t a poor person anymore, than you wouldn’t be poor, and who would the rich person take advantage of? It’s pretty simple really.
Still too complicated? Well, let’s try another example.
Say five bananas currently cost 10 dollars. One ape on the market has 5 bananas. Snake asks to borrow 5 banana’s for a bit and instead sells the 5 bananas thinking price will go down soon (shorting). He thinks he can buy them later for less and give them back to ape, so he makes profit on the difference. Group of apes notice what stupid snakes are doing and decide to buy all bananas on the market until snakes have no other choice than to buy from the group of apes in order to return what they borrowed. If group of apes stay strong then a giant hedge fund will use the banana trading app that it controls to stop all transactions on the banana market until the apes stop playing UNFAIRLY and give the bananas back to the reckless snakes for FREE. Then once the snakes get back all the bananas they stupidly gave away thanks to rules that the snakes made up to benefit themselves, the government will fine the snakes ONE BANANA, and the snakes will get a MILLION MORE BANANAS FOR FREE, as their punishment for almost collapsing the banana market. This is called “How America works.”
Seem unfair? Well, you should have thought of that before you were born poor, COMMIE!
Patriots, there are so many HATEFUL HEROES of the TRUMP presidency that I could write thousands of articles about their treacherous, destructive exploits, but ONE TRUMP SYCOPHANT has risen far above the rest of the Hateful Eight-thousand, as I call them. As Secretary of State, Mike Pompeo has taken neck-guts and whatever the opposite of statesmanship is to new lows of Anti-American depravity, including being called “the worst Secretary of State ever.” But he saved his best (worst) for last! On the final day of the Trump HELL-PRESIDENCY, Pompeo declared “multiculturalism,” is “not who America is,” adding that multiculturalism “distort[s] our glorious founding and what this country is all about.” And, to top it off, he added that multiculturalism “make[s] us weaker.”
Pompeo’s HATESTORM of a tweet seemed to catch many LEFTISTS by surprise. What, they wondered, did Trump’s Secretary of State mean with his tweet attacking “multiculturalism”? Surely, even the Secretary of State for the most racist President in the modern era wouldn’t have just simply attacked the very idea of “multiculturalism” in the United States.
One LEFTIST SCUM asked, “is there a non-bigoted way to interpret the idea that ‘multiculturalism’ makes America weak and is not ‘who America is?’
No. No there is not, you SICK, HATEFUL LEFTIST!
There was no context to Pompeo’s tweet, nothing to blunt its jarring seemingly out-of-nowehere racist tone and intent. BUT, GUESS WHAT, YOU SICK, HATEFUL, DISGUSTING LEFTISTS! POMPEO MEANT EXACTLY WHAT HE SAID!
TAKE HIS WORD FOR IT!
Let me break it down for you LEFTIST SCUM out there! Pompeo, patriots, is a proud Italian-American. Very proud. Italian-American, however, is not a “multi” culture. It’s a 100% AMERICAN culture. But, that’s not true of every culture that exists in America today. Some cultures are more “multi” than others. Let’s take for example, Mexican-American or African-American cultures. You can see very easily, reader, that while these cultures may have “American” in their names, these are not 100% AMERICAN cultures. These, patriots, are what are traditionally known as “multi” cultures. They’re very obviously the cultures that “distort our glorious founding and what this country is all about,” and that “make us weaker.”
Still not getting the difference? Let me see if I can sum it up for you, LEFTIST, BIGOTED SCUMBAGS!
Itallian-American = American
African- and Mexican-American = NOT American
Pretty simple right? These are the ideas that Mike Pompeo and the Trump administration, in the year 2021, I shit you not, believe are “glorious” and “what this country is all about.”
What’s that? You still don’t get it? Jesus Christ, man! You really are a SICK, HATEFUL, LEFTIST, PROGRESSIVE COMMUNIST! Here, let me see if I can make you an EVEN SIMPLER DIAGRAM…
And that, patriots, is how you end up with an administration that pays millions in taxpayer money to set up a commission of MOSTLY NON-HISTORIANS to create a report NOT WRITTEN BY HISTORIANS to downplay the existence of slavery in the United States. It’s how you end up with that 1776 Commission report, which claims that we should not be teaching our children that the white, slaveholding men who founded the United States ACTUALLY HAD SLAVES, and that teaching that HISTORICAL FACT, “has done enormous damage, especially in recent years, with a devastating effect on our civic unity and social fabric.” It’s how you end up with a White House who promotes a teaching of history that, according to HISTORIANS, “seems to regard calling the Founders hypocritical about slavery as worse for the country than actual slavery.”
In other words, THAT’S HOW YOU MAGA, BABY!
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Over the weekend, STUPID LEFTISTS once again thought they’d caught RIGHTEOUS MAN OF GOD Donald Trump red-handed in a crime–just like when they thought they’d caught TRUMP red-handed in a crime when they caught him trying to use his influence to pressure a foreign leader to produce dirt on Trump’s political opponents, or when they caught Trump trying to end Democratic elections in the U.S., or when they caught Trump siphoning taxpayer money to his businesses through corrupt means, or when they caught him doing any of the dozens of other crimes I don’t acknowledge he committed–but ONCE AGAIN, the STUPID LEFTISTS were WRONG.
Because while TRUMP may have CRIMED, the LEFTISTS MUST DO THE TIME! Because the real CRIME is revealing TRUMP’S CRIME!
Here’s what The Washington Post reported about Trump, which caused all the STUPID LEFTISTS to scream, “CRIME! CRIME! TRUMP CRIME!”
President Trump urged fellow Republican Brad Raffensperger, the Georgia secretary of state, to “find” enough votes to overturn his defeat in an extraordinary one-hour phone call Saturday that legal scholars described as a flagrant abuse of power and a potential criminal act.
The Washington Post obtained a recording of the conversation in which Trump alternately berated Raffensperger, tried to flatter him, begged him to act and threatened him with vague criminal consequences if the secretary of state refused to pursue his false claims, at one point warning that Raffensperger was taking “a big risk.”The FAKE Bezos Post
DISGUSTING! ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING!
And I suppose now, I must clarify FOR ALL STUPID LEFTISTS that what I find disgusting is NOT the fact that President Trump pressured an election official to fraudulently state that Trump won an election that the numbers say he lost. NO! That’s just called PATRIOTISM! What I am absolutely disgusted by is the SICK, DISGUSTING, LEFTIST LEAK of this audio recording of Trump committing a crime. How are we supposed to Make America Great Again if the man who’s going to do that is being revealed to be nothing more than a common criminal mob-boss-lite who uses intimidation and threats to pressure subordinates into subservience? PATRIOTS, WE MUST SUPPRESS!
Like the Russia Investigation, the REAL CRIME isn’t the CRIME OF TRUMP; it’s the CRIME of whistleblowing on Trump’s clear crimes!
And I’m not just some NUTTY, RIGHT-WING NUTJOB spewing baseless claims to defend my delusion support of an anti-American autocrat. I am WELL WITHIN THE MAINSTREAM of REPUBLICAN thought with my stance that the only CRIME is punishing CRIME! Just ask Republican Senator and Senate Candidate David Perdue of Georgia, which Trump won so he is now trying to fake the election results in to show that he won.
“I’m still shocked that a member of the Republican Party would tape a sitting president and then leak that. That’s disgusting in my view. But what the president said is exactly what he’s been saying the last few months and that is that . . . we’ve had some irregularities in the election in November, and he wants some answers. He has not gotten them yet from our Secretary of State. That’s one reason why I asked for him to resign. We haven’t gotten it from our state legislature because there’s been no special session called, and then he went to court, the president went to court, and then I went to court, and the courts have denied us hearings saying it’s more of a legislative issue. So what the president’s said in this tape today is no different than what he’s been saying for the last two months.”Sen. David Perdue (R-GA)
And what he’s been saying is that, like DEMOCRACY and HEALTH, ELECTIONS are overrated!
David Perdue must be re-elected, PATRIOTS! GET OUT AND VOTE! We must vote in the FAKE, RIGGED ELECTION in Georgia, which is run by a LEFTIST Secretary of State who voted for, and still supports Donald Trump. We must do it to win Republican seats in the Senate, even though Republicans can’t win because elections are rigged against us. Get it yet?
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PATRIOTS, for nine months, Americans have been suffering, struggling to pay rent, pay for food, and pay for pretty much anything that isn’t free. But fear not, AMERICAN SUBJECTS, because heroic Republicans are here to help (finally)! After nine months of blocking passage of a Democratic bill that would have offered much-needed relief to suffering Americans, we’ve seen a TRUE GREAT CONJUNCTION, a once-in-800-year-event, and Republican Senators are BACK IN WASHINGTON AGAIN, to vote against much-needed relief!
The COMMUNISTS behind the new WEALTH STEAL BILL want to take $600 out of the JOB CREATOR’S pocket and send it to every long-suffering American whose lives have been upended by Republicans’ pro-pandemic policies, when those Americans have ONLY been suffering for nine months! TALK ABOUT LEFTIST ECONOMIC POLICY! Why don’t we just take some of that money that should go to the rich and give it to the poor? I mean (laughs nervously while waiting for everyone to agree with me). . . it’s just. . . so ridiculous.
Six Republican Senate PATRIOTS knew that this LIBERAL LEFTIST HANDOUT crafted by Republican Leader Mitch McConnell was far too generous to WELFARE QUEENS like the 20% of American adults who can’t afford to feed their children. So those CONSERVATIVE HEROES, who have heroically supported President Trump’s 4-year struggle to reach RECORD deficit levels–Senators Marsha Blackburn of Tennessee, Ted Cruz of Texas, Ron Johnson of Wisconsin, Mike Lee of Utah, Rand Paul of Kentucky and Rick Scott of Florida–voted “HELL NO” on this OVERLY-GENEROUS, LEFTIST handout of $600 to every American.
SIX HUNDRED DOLLARS?! That’s a whopping $20 for every week of suffering since the first CARES Act was signed by President T on March 27! Why don’t we just give every American healthcare while we’re at it? Why don’t we just give everyone the Taj Mahal for CHRISTmas?
If these WELFARE QUEENS can’t live on $20 a week, maybe they need to get a job as a Wall Street Executive so they can learn something about FINANCE!
Unfortunately, Patriots, the bill passed the Senate 92 to 6, and so now, it’s up to PRESIDENT Donald Trump to stop it with a veto! Something he doesn’t seem to want to do, but just give it some time, because he usually comes through and does what’s worst for the American people. Have faith, PATRIOTS!
Meanwhile, those Republican heroes who opposed the massive $600 COMMIE WAGE, as I call it, stood up to the fact that millions are unable to afford food, by pointing out some TRUE fake lies about the bill! Trump supporters around the internet are pushing the president to VETO the bill based on the ALTERNATIVE FACT that the bill contains billions of dollars for FOREIGN countries like Israel and Egypt, and LIBERAL priorities like the KENNEDY CENTER! And just because that claim wasn’t in any way TRUE, lib-o-crats got IMMEDIATELY TRIGGERED by this attempt to torpedo their $600 GOLDEN GOOSE!
It doesn’t matter if my opposition is real or not, if this bill is going to give even a sliver of financial help to Americans while Donald J(ust trying to kill every American citizen) Trump is still MY PRESIDENT, he MUST VETO!!!!!!
GET ON THE TRUMP TRAIN, PATRIOTS, and OPPOSE THAT MEASLEY $600 CHECK. Let’s get a BIGGER STIMULUS check, just like the one MY PRESIDENT Donald Trump opposed in July along with the more generous COVID relief bill that would have included things like, oh, let’s see, more generous unemployment benefits for struggling Americans. Wait, I’m confused. . . what exactly do I stand for as a REAL PATRIOT? I’m against the $600 check, but I’m also against the more generous bill because PRESIDENT T opposed it, but he agreed with the Republicans who I’m also against because they supported the $600 bill. My head hurts!
As a PATRIOT, what the f*** do I support?
Oh, I think I figured it out!
We will not be satisfied until we get what we really want: NOTHING. NOTHING OR NOTHING, LIBS! Your choice.
Meanwhile, let’s make sure we, as TRUE REPUBLICAN PATRIOTS keep CONSERVATIVE politicians in office. People like Republican Senator Joni Ernst of Iowa, who claimed a few months ago that the EVIL doctors and nurses risking their lives at hospitals were FALSIFYING death certificates in order to inflate COVID statistics! Yesterday, Sen. Ernst did what any good PATRIOT would do and jumped ahead of those healthcare workers in the line to get the life-saving vaccine for the virus she helped spread through false conspiracy theories! If those aren’t REPUBLICAN VALUES, I don’t know what are!
Also getting the REAL VACCINE to the FAKE HOAX VIRUS they helped PATRIOTICALLY SPREAD were heroes like Lindsey Graham, and Marco Rubio, who isn’t even old enough to fall into a high-risk category but HEROICALLY TOOK ONE FOR THE TEAM and got the life-saving vaccine so one of those EVIL, LYING FIRST RESPONDERS could learn about HARD WORK, RESPONSIBILITY, and pulling their immune system up by its own bootstraps, or something. I don’t know!
The point is, the THIN RED LINE of Republicans in Congress is the only thing stopping America from becoming a real “shithole” country! Right?
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PATRIOTS, as a proud American who’s been run out of more than two dozen communities in my lifetime, I know from experience that when your neighbors don’t want you around anymore, IT IS ALWAYS THEIR FAULT, NOT YOURS! AND IT’S USUALLY BECAUSE THEY’RE STUPID, INTOLERANT LEFTIST-SCUM WHO NEED TO BE ROUNDED UP AND SHOT! I’M LOOKING AT YOU, GARY! I’LL TOLERATE YOU! WITH MY HACKSAW! Anyway, that’s why I am standing by MY PRESIDENT even as the residents of Mar-a-Lago, the private club in Florida that Trump owns, are telling the president that he can’t live there after he leaves the White House… in 2024, I assume.
The FAKE BEZOS Washington Post reports that Trump is leaving the COMMUNIST HELLSCAPE of New York for the AMERICAN PARADISE of Southern Florida, but the LIB-SCUM who Trump allows to live at his private community have told the PRESIDENT to “GET OFF YOUR OWN LAWN!”
In a demand letter, obtained by The Washington Post, an attorney for the Mar-a-Lago neighbors says the town should notify Trump that he cannot use Mar-a-Lago as his residence. Making that move would “avoid an embarrassing situation” if the outgoing president moves to the club and later has to be ordered to leave, according to the letter sent on behalf of the neighbors, the DeMoss family, which runs an international missionary foundation.THE FAKE BEZOS WASHINGTON POST
These NO GOOD LIBS who are SQUATTING at Trump’s private residence for just $200,000 want to run the president out of their LEFTIST TRASH-CLUB all because of some little “disruptions, such as clogged traffic and blocked streets, caused by the president’s frequent trips to the club,” according to the FAKE BEZOS POST. They also say that before he was president, “Trump created ill will in the town by refusing to comply with even basic local requirements, such as adhering to height limits for a massive flagpole he installed, and frequently attempting to get out of the promises he had made when he converted Mar-a-Lago into a private club.”
Basic local requirements? Sounds too complicated, Bezos Post, ya’ LIB SACK-O-SHIT!
Oh, and there’s the small, LIBERALLY-BIASED fact that Trump using Mar-a-Lago as a private home and a club could be totally illegal, because in 1993, when Trump was in bankruptcy–I mean, “succeeding” bigly–he cut a deal with the town that said club members couldn’t spend more than 21 days per year in the guest suites there and couldn’t stay there for more than seven consecutive days. And, one more little matter: an attorney for Trump assured the town that Trump WOULD not live at Mar-a-Lago. So, um… yeah. I don’t know how to spin that… But, WHATEVER, YOU STUPID LEFTISTS! GET OVER IT! TRUMP WON (lost)!
A LEFTIST (probably) HOMEOWNER in nearby Palm Beach told the BEZOS FAKE POST, “There’s absolutely no legal theory under which he can use that property as both a residence and a club.” REALLY, LIB? Here’s a theory: TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP!
(I’d have chanted longer but I’m tired because I just ate a McDonald’s Fillet-o-fish and a chocolate milkshake, or as I call it, “a good start to my presidential breakfast.”)
But, there’s another way to look at this story: A HUGE WIN FOR THE GREATEST DEALMAKER IN AMERICAN HISTORY! That’s right. SUCK ON THAT, LIBS! No one has ever out-negotiated the negotiator-in-chief. . . until now. And that great negotiator who beat Trump? Surprise! It was Trump! It was the greatest deal Trump ever made, in fact, because he beat the best negotiator in history: Trump!
And this deal was AIR-TIGHT because in addition to promising the town he’d never live at Mar-a-lago in that 1993 deal, Trump also made another GREAT DEAL! This time, in a deal with the National Trust for Historic Preservation…
Trump agreed to “forever” relinquish his rights to develop Mar-a-Lago or to use it for “any purpose other than club use.”FAKE BEZOS POST
Sheeple, I don’t often admit I was wrong, but in this case, I have to swallow my pride and admit Trump isn’t THE GREATEST NEGOTIATOR IN HISTORY.
TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! NEVER ADMIT DEFEAT! NEVER ADMIT REALITY! EMBRACE THE DELUSION, BABY!
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Sheeple, few Americans command the respect and dignity of anti-white guilt crusader and “Thug Basketball Association” promoter Rush Limbaugh. When RUSH says something, you know it’s not just some knee-jerk, willy-nilly spew designed to inflame tensions and divide America. RUSH doesn’t just RUSH to judgement. His words are reasoned, thought out and long-deliberated. Which makes today’s PRONOUNCEMENT from the self-proclaimed “America’s Anchorman” especially important.
“America’s Anchorman” is through with America! It’s time for the Trump-nited States of Trumpica to secede because more than half of America just isn’t AMERICAN enough!
“I actually think that we’re trending toward secession. I see more and more people asking what in the world do we have in common with the people who live in, say, New York? What is there that makes us believe that there is enough of us there to even have a chance at winning New York? Especially if you’re talking about votes… There cannot be a peaceful coexistence of two completely different theories of life, theories of government, theories of how we manage our affairs. We can’t be in this dire a conflict without something giving somewhere along the way.““America’s Anchorman” Rush Limbaugh
Did the Federalists and the Anti-Federalists who formed the Constitution say, “Sorry we just can’t get along, so let’s make two countries?” YES, PATRIOTS! THE ANSWER IS YES! And now the time has come for another CIVIL WAR! The TRUMP states will rise again!
We gave democracy a chance, patriots, but democracy just didn’t do enough to block the will of the people and turn over all power in the United States to an ignorant, vengeful, sociopathic, serial-lying reality TV buffoon with no knowledge about our country’s government and no desire to learn (who is also a former Democrat), so it’s time to retire that quaint, old idea about VOTERS having power in this country and use the same tool to DEFEND THE PATRIOTIC TRUMP MONARCHY that the Confederacy used to defend the PATRIOTIC FREEDOM OF OWNING SLAVES. Secession! (Maybe we can even bring slavery back.)
And Rush LimBALL(S OF BRASS) doesn’t let LYIN’ FACTS, like the fact that Trump states take way more money from the federal government than they pay in taxes, stand in the way of his brilliant idea of SECESSION, either, because RUSH, LIKE ALL TRUE PATRIOTS, doesn’t care about the suffering of his supporters. Studies have shown if you’re poor, you’re either lazy or black. Probably both. FACT. Every Conservative commentator knows this!
Rush isn’t the only PRESIDENTIAL MEDAL WINNER to give up on lame, old American Democracy and embrace their inner CONSERVATIVE FASCISM. Former on-screen Secretary Of Defense Jon Voight is also tossing his lot in with the CIVIL WARRIORS. Just a couple days ago he took to social media to “ask all to fight this battle now, to get them all out.” “Them,” of course being elected Democratic politicians like SLEEPY CREEPY JOE BIDEN and California Governor Gavin Newsom. They’re “evil,” as totally-sane Jon Voight calls them.
Rush Limbaugh and Jon Voight think that the democratic process removing a fascist president from power is the final death knell for the American experiment, and flag-waving Republican PATRIOTS all across America are with them. They’re calling for violence to overthrow our new, not-yet-installed (not)Communist government. Just this week, the Arizona Republican Party took to Twitter to ask Americans if they’re “willing to give [their] life for this fight” to steal the election for Trump. Then, they posted a clip from the classic PRO-VIETNAM WAR movie “Rambo” that highlighted the quote, “This is what we do, who we are. Live for nothing, or die for something.”
Patriots, the seeds of VIOLENCE FOR TRUMP are being sown by GOOD REPUBLICANS all across the country that we both love and want to destroy if it moves even slightly toward moderate policies that don’t SHOWER THE HOLY RICH WITH EXORBITANT AMOUNTS OF FREE MONEY and SUBJUGATE LAZY MINORITIES.
Rush Limbaugh, Jon Voight, King Trump’s legal team, and many unhinged Republican officials across this country are willing to stand behind this PATRIOTIC MOVEMENT TO DESTROY AMERICA. They just need good, MINDLESS TRUMP SUPPORTERS LIKE YOU TO STAND AT THE FRONT OF IT AND “DIE” SO THAT THEY CAN KEEP GETTING RICHER ON THE BACKS OF YOUR SUFFERING!
DO YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY!
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1. Rick Perry is still in this race….
Oh, wait that was Ted Cruz. This is Rick Perry…
See how different they are?
Some people like to say all Republican presidential candidates are the same–that they have the same ideas–but I disagree. They are like 15 snowflakes, each one unique and perfect.
For example, yes, they all hate immigrants, but they each do it in a unique and individual way. Donald Trump says, “WE NEED TO GET RID OF ALL THE MEXICANS!!!” Ben Carson says, “We need to get rid of all the Mexicans.”
Trump says “OBAMA IS NEVILLE CHAMBERLAIN!!!” Ted Cruz says, “Obama is Hitler.” Ben Carson says, “Obama is Muslim.”
Trump says, “GET RID OF THE GOVERNMENT.” Rand Paul says, “Get rid of the government” with pubes on his head. Carson says, “Throw rocks and hammers and bricks at the government… to get rid of it.” Ted Cruz says, “Get rid of something, but I can’t remember what it is.”
Totally. Different. Ideas.
2. Eisenhower is making a comeback!!!
As liberal rag MotherJones.com explains…
Donald Trump was asked about immigration at tonight’s debate and answered with some ramble about Eisenhower or something.
Anyway, here’s what happened on Google:
Congratulations, Eisenhower on officially getting more interest from 2016 Republican primary voters than Jim Gilmore, George Pataki, and Bobby Jindal combined, during your one minute of interest.
Also, congratulations America, for apparently not knowing who Dwight Eisenhower was.
It’s no secret that lazy, good for nothing Communists want “wages” and “salaries.” Well, at tonight’s Republican debate, Billionaire Donald Trump, the man who is funding his own multi-million dollar campaign for president, told it like it is.
YOUR WAGES ARE TOO HIGH, YOU LOW F#@%ING ENERGY, PATHOLOGICALLY DISEASED, WEAK, STUPID LOSER!!!
Here’s what Donald Trump said.
And, not to be out gaffed, Ben Carson IMMEDIATELY followed with this…
So, in other words, eat your experience poor people!
Also, WTF was that map?
Take as long as you like. It doesn’t get any clearer.
And, because I know you dirty liberal communists are about to ask, YES THE WAGES ARE TOO HIGH, and NO, THE RENT IS NOT TOO DAMN HIGH!!!
4. To sum up…
In other words, Hate Debate Milwaukee! November 2015 edition! is best summed up thusly…
This story has been updated below to reflect an awesome parody song.
The Supreme Court’s hideously disgusting “ruling” on the landmark Obamacare case King v. Burwell today will not be referenced on this website.
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