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HATE DEBATE MILWAUKEE!!! NOVEMBER 2015 EDITION!!! RECAP!!!

  
Here’s what you need to know about tonight’s Republican debate:

1. Rick Perry is still in this race….

Oh, wait that was Ted Cruz. This is Rick Perry…

See how different they are? 

Some people like to say all Republican presidential candidates are the same–that they have the same ideas–but I disagree. They are like 15 snowflakes, each one unique and perfect. 

For example, yes, they all hate immigrants, but they each do it in a unique and individual way. Donald Trump says, “WE NEED TO GET RID OF ALL THE MEXICANS!!!” Ben Carson says, “We need to get rid of all the Mexicans.” 

Trump says “OBAMA IS NEVILLE CHAMBERLAIN!!!” Ted Cruz says, “Obama is Hitler.” Ben Carson says, “Obama is Muslim.” 

Trump says, “GET RID OF THE GOVERNMENT.” Rand Paul says, “Get rid of the government” with pubes on his head. Carson says, “Throw rocks and hammers and bricks at the government… to get rid of it.” Ted Cruz says, “Get rid of something, but I can’t remember what it is.”

Totally. Different. Ideas.

2. Eisenhower is making a comeback!!!

As liberal rag MotherJones.com explains…

Donald Trump was asked about immigration at tonight’s debate and answered with some ramble about Eisenhower or something.

Anyway, here’s what happened on Google:

  

Congratulations, Eisenhower on officially getting more interest from  2016 Republican primary voters than Jim Gilmore, George Pataki, and Bobby Jindal combined, during your one minute of interest.

Also, congratulations America, for apparently not knowing who Dwight Eisenhower was.

  
3. THE WAGES ARE TOO DAMN HIGH!!!

It’s no secret that lazy, good for nothing Communists want “wages” and “salaries.” Well, at tonight’s Republican debate, Billionaire Donald Trump, the man who is funding his own multi-million dollar campaign for president, told it like it is. 

YOUR WAGES ARE TOO HIGH, YOU LOW F#@%ING ENERGY, PATHOLOGICALLY DISEASED, WEAK, STUPID LOSER!!!

Here’s what Donald Trump said. 

And, not to be out gaffed, Ben Carson IMMEDIATELY followed with this…

So, in other words, eat your experience poor people!

Also, WTF was that map?

  

Take as long as you like. It doesn’t get any clearer.

And, because I know you dirty liberal communists are about to ask, YES THE WAGES ARE TOO HIGH, and NO, THE RENT IS NOT TOO DAMN HIGH!!!

4. To sum up…

In other words, Hate Debate Milwaukee! November 2015 edition! is best summed up thusly…

  

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GREAT DONALD TRUMP MOMENTS IN DONALD TRUMP’S ANNOUNCEMENT THAT DONALD TRUMP IS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF TRUMP (AND ALSO AMERICA, OR SOMETHING)

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Listen. Today is the greatest day in the history of days. It LITERALLY TRUMPS all the other days.

Today DONALD TRUMP announced that he is giving the American people the honor of having DONALD TRUMP run for President of the United States.

And TRUMP made the announcement in the most TRUMP-TASTIC of ways: a bombastic, rambling, over-the-top, hilarious, combative, inflammatory, six-hour-long, hate-f#@% of a speech at TRUMP Tower in New York City.

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