Category: Obamacare

STIMULUS SCAM! GOP Heroes Vote To STOP HELP To Suffering Americans; cut in line for VACCINE against ‘HOAX’ VIRUS

Ron Johnson and Ted Cruz Join the Rand Paul/Mike Lee Opposition to  Obamacare Lite – Reason.com
“If Americans want to pay their heating bills so badly, they can have some of the hot air coming from our mouths!” – These Guys ^

PATRIOTS, for nine months, Americans have been suffering, struggling to pay rent, pay for food, and pay for pretty much anything that isn’t free. But fear not, AMERICAN SUBJECTS, because heroic Republicans are here to help (finally)! After nine months of blocking passage of a Democratic bill that would have offered much-needed relief to suffering Americans, we’ve seen a TRUE GREAT CONJUNCTION, a once-in-800-year-event, and Republican Senators are BACK IN WASHINGTON AGAIN, to vote against much-needed relief!

Merry Christmas!

The COMMUNISTS behind the new WEALTH STEAL BILL want to take $600 out of the JOB CREATOR’S pocket and send it to every long-suffering American whose lives have been upended by Republicans’ pro-pandemic policies, when those Americans have ONLY been suffering for nine months! TALK ABOUT LEFTIST ECONOMIC POLICY! Why don’t we just take some of that money that should go to the rich and give it to the poor? I mean (laughs nervously while waiting for everyone to agree with me). . . it’s just. . . so ridiculous.

Six Republican Senate PATRIOTS knew that this LIBERAL LEFTIST HANDOUT crafted by Republican Leader Mitch McConnell was far too generous to WELFARE QUEENS like the 20% of American adults who can’t afford to feed their children. So those CONSERVATIVE HEROES, who have heroically supported President Trump’s 4-year struggle to reach RECORD deficit levels–Senators Marsha Blackburn of Tennessee, Ted Cruz of Texas, Ron Johnson of Wisconsin, Mike Lee of Utah, Rand Paul of Kentucky and Rick Scott of Florida–voted “HELL NO” on this OVERLY-GENEROUS, LEFTIST handout of $600 to every American.

SIX HUNDRED DOLLARS?! That’s a whopping $20 for every week of suffering since the first CARES Act was signed by President T on March 27! Why don’t we just give every American healthcare while we’re at it? Why don’t we just give everyone the Taj Mahal for CHRISTmas?

If these WELFARE QUEENS can’t live on $20 a week, maybe they need to get a job as a Wall Street Executive so they can learn something about FINANCE!

Unfortunately, Patriots, the bill passed the Senate 92 to 6, and so now, it’s up to PRESIDENT Donald Trump to stop it with a veto! Something he doesn’t seem to want to do, but just give it some time, because he usually comes through and does what’s worst for the American people. Have faith, PATRIOTS!

Meanwhile, those Republican heroes who opposed the massive $600 COMMIE WAGE, as I call it, stood up to the fact that millions are unable to afford food, by pointing out some TRUE fake lies about the bill! Trump supporters around the internet are pushing the president to VETO the bill based on the ALTERNATIVE FACT that the bill contains billions of dollars for FOREIGN countries like Israel and Egypt, and LIBERAL priorities like the KENNEDY CENTER! And just because that claim wasn’t in any way TRUE, lib-o-crats got IMMEDIATELY TRIGGERED by this attempt to torpedo their $600 GOLDEN GOOSE!

It doesn’t matter if my opposition is real or not, if this bill is going to give even a sliver of financial help to Americans while Donald J(ust trying to kill every American citizen) Trump is still MY PRESIDENT, he MUST VETO!!!!!!

GET ON THE TRUMP TRAIN, PATRIOTS, and OPPOSE THAT MEASLEY $600 CHECK. Let’s get a BIGGER STIMULUS check, just like the one MY PRESIDENT Donald Trump opposed in July along with the more generous COVID relief bill that would have included things like, oh, let’s see, more generous unemployment benefits for struggling Americans. Wait, I’m confused. . . what exactly do I stand for as a REAL PATRIOT? I’m against the $600 check, but I’m also against the more generous bill because PRESIDENT T opposed it, but he agreed with the Republicans who I’m also against because they supported the $600 bill. My head hurts!

As a PATRIOT, what the f*** do I support?

Oh, I think I figured it out!

We will not be satisfied until we get what we really want: NOTHING. NOTHING OR NOTHING, LIBS! Your choice.

Meanwhile, let’s make sure we, as TRUE REPUBLICAN PATRIOTS keep CONSERVATIVE politicians in office. People like Republican Senator Joni Ernst of Iowa, who claimed a few months ago that the EVIL doctors and nurses risking their lives at hospitals were FALSIFYING death certificates in order to inflate COVID statistics! Yesterday, Sen. Ernst did what any good PATRIOT would do and jumped ahead of those healthcare workers in the line to get the life-saving vaccine for the virus she helped spread through false conspiracy theories! If those aren’t REPUBLICAN VALUES, I don’t know what are!

Also getting the REAL VACCINE to the FAKE HOAX VIRUS they helped PATRIOTICALLY SPREAD were heroes like Lindsey Graham, and Marco Rubio, who isn’t even old enough to fall into a high-risk category but HEROICALLY TOOK ONE FOR THE TEAM and got the life-saving vaccine so one of those EVIL, LYING FIRST RESPONDERS could learn about HARD WORK, RESPONSIBILITY, and pulling their immune system up by its own bootstraps, or something. I don’t know!

The point is, the THIN RED LINE of Republicans in Congress is the only thing stopping America from becoming a real “shithole” country! Right?

RIGHT?!?!?!?!?

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FART-GATE! Giuliani infected days after ripping one on LEFTISTS at election hearing

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“ERRRRRRRTTTT.” – Rudy Giuliani’s Butt

The LEFTIST plot to steal the election from Donald Trump with proper vote counting just got a little bit crazier, patriots. Days after NUMBER ONE TRUMP PUMPER Rudolph (the rip roaring reindeer) Giuliani appeared at a Michigan hearing to air unsubstantiated TRULY-false claims of election fraud, he’s suddenly and SUSPICIOUSLY tested positive for the CHINESE HOAX VIRUS.

And, patriots, I know some of you might be thinking that Rudy’s constant, blatant, egregious, in-the-face-of-all-science-and-common-sense refusal to wear a mask even when interacting with hundreds of people on a daily basis is to blame for his infection with this FAKE disease that disappeared like a miracle in March, but I’d like to posit a MUCH MORE REASONABLE THEORY.

LIBERAL BUTT INJECTIONS!

While the FAKE NEWS wants you to believe Rudy broke wind at the hearing, a CLOSER INSPECTION of the video reveals the TOOT is actually the sound of something going in, not out. FAKE CHINA VIRUS!

PATRIOTS, we’ve just uncovered a massive conspiracy. CHINA AND THE LIBS (aka the fake Republicans who were running this election hearing) wanted to take out the TOP SPEWER of TRUMP’S WILD, ANTI-DEMOCRACY CLAIMS with a butt-full of fake virus. Luckily, Rudy wasn’t wearing his mask, like a true hero, so much of that fake virus escaped through his mouth in the form of more LIES. GET IT YET, LIBS? LIES SAVE LIVES! MASKS KILL! TRUMP, TRUMP, TRUMP!

In other words, sorry, GRINCH FAUCI, but it wasn’t this that got Rudy sick…

No. Despite the lies of the CDC and NIH ANTI-FREEDOM TERRORISTS, what got Rudy sick with the fake, non-existent virus that all the LEFTIST hospitals and doctors are LYING about was this…

But stand fast, FREEDOM-HUGGERS, because Rudy is in good hands, with the best doctors and hospitals in the world, right here in the GOOD ‘OL US OF A, which has the most advanced medical and scientific community in the world (which I both love and hate, because COGNITIVE DISSONANCE!)

GET WELL SOON in AMERICA’S WONDERFUL, LYING, LEFTIST, FAKE, AMAZING HOSPITAL SYSTEM, RUDY!

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TERRORIST Fauci Tries To CANCEL CHRISTmas With Travel Warnings; GYM Jordan FACT-F***S HIM back to LIB-O-STAN

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“You’re as cuddly as a cactus and as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch.”

Patriots, TERRORIST “Doctor” Anthony Fauci of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases (NOTE: is he pro-diseases? Check before publishing) is once again trying to FORCE his LEFTIST, PRO-FACT AGENDA on the illiterate, FREEDOM-F***ING masses.

Today, FART-FACE FAUCI is warning Americans not to travel for CHRISTmas, the most sacred REPUBLICAN holiday of the year, all because of a little, tiny, fake, hoax virus that has killed nearly 279,000 Americans (mostly in BLUE states, if you don’t check the facts). Well, here’s a newsflash for you, OSAMA BIN-FAUCI, we patriots fought a War On Christmas for eight years, from 2008-2016, and a lot of good Republicans got triggered, but we won. We say “Merry Christmas,” now, all year long, and we EARNED OUR RIGHT to die to celebrate this sacred, religious holiday, and to TAKE A LOT of LIBS with us!

Republican Congressman Jim Jordan gets it. He’s not gonna let some “scientist” tell him what is, and is not “science,” simply because he’s studied “infectious diseases.” GYM’s bringing the “facts” to this debate, and like all true Republicans, the only “facts” on his side are wild, baseless speculation designed to inflame tensions in the UNITED States.

BOOM! Truth-nuke! Hit the fallout shelter, leftists, because you just got owned. Let me break it down for you extra-stupid leftists. There’s a straight line between advising against travel and BANNING SPEAKING OF CHRISTMAS. Need a diagram?

Advising against travel ——-> BANNING SPEAKING OF CHRISTMAS.

There. Proven. True fact. I HEREBY DECLARE IT.

But beyond inflaming anger against our country’s factually-biased scientists, whatever that title means (it means they know science, like about diseases? No, I don’t believe that), GYM’s hardcore FACT-F***ING of GRINCH FAUCI has TRIGGERED stupid libs who oppose GREAT AMERICAN HEARTLAND VALUES, like dying for no reason so that Republicans can maintain power over government, instead of following common-sense public health measures.

Just look at these sad responses to GYM.

And, PATRIOTS, this is all because the LEFT doesn’t want to admit that this VIRUS is just a means of CONTROLLING you and your Jesus-loving family. Just listen to the FLIMSY, FAKE NEWS justification for Fauci and the science bitches’ CRAAAAZY recommendation that you wear masks and don’t travel. Here’s what he said in an interview with the FAKE NEWS WEEKLY, aka Newsweek.

“January is going to be terrible,” with the outbreak expected to reach its worst level yet. The director of… the White House COVID-19 task force explained: “I think January is going to be terrible because you’re going to have the Thanksgiving surge super-imposed upon the Christmas surge. So it’s entirely conceivable that January could be the worst.”

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Surge? Yeah, right. That’s a soda, LIBS.

But patriots, we know who the REAL VICTIMS are in this crisis that has killed 279,000 people, and while the LIBERALS at Fox News might tell you it’s people who are being forced to face MINOR INCONVENIENCES like wearing masks and social distancing, we TRUE NEWS PATRIOTS know that our nation’s number one victims are, ALWAYS and FOREVER, the LONG-SUFFERING TRUMP FAMILY, who gave perhaps the biggest contribution to the WAR ON CHRISTMAS by bringing back the never-gone holiday utterance, “Merry Christmas.”

“Who gives a f*** about Christmas stuff and decoration?”

Melania Trump

Oops. Wrong quote.

But, anyway the STUPID LIBS AND THE STUPID AMERICAN ELECTORATE are being very mean to our nation’s NUMBER-ONE VICTIM, Donald Trump. They voted him out of office just because he did a horrendous job handling the pandemic, oversaw massive corruption, lied more than any human who’s ever held public office in the United States, tried to end Democracy, tried to kill Obamacare, harmed the environment, destroyed most of our alliances, and played golf more than he worked.

Luckily, elected Republicans recognize the president’s victimhood, and they’re standing up FOR HIM against the well-known liberal bias of Democracy.

Just look at the cowardice of these fair-weather Trumpers.

It’s December. It’s been a FULL MONTH since we learned Joe Biden won the presidential election, and only two heroes, Rep. Mo Brooks (R-AL) and Rep. Paul Gosar (R-AZ) were willing to firmly tell the Washington Post that Donald Trump won the presidential election. Disgraceful.

As for the other 249 Republicans in Congress, 221 of them let the FAKE NEWS cloud their judgement enough that they can’t see that the opposite of reality is the TRUE REALITY, and Donald Trump is the winner. Spineless. And even worse, 26 Republicans in Congress say Joe Biden won just because he got more votes. SICK AND SAD!

So, patriots, this CHRISTmas, in addition to ignoring all sense, and ignoring DEMOCRATIC MANDATES from the COMMUNIST AMERICAN GOVERNMENT, and in addition to thanking God for Jesus or whatever, and in addition to selfishly traveling across the country so we can have OUR HOLIDAY about being selfless or whatever, let’s give thanks for the LAST FOUR PATRIOTS in our HELL-SCAPE OF A COUNTRY (that Donald Trump is still running), and let’s THANK GOD for PRESIDENT T, MO BROOKS, PAUL GOSAR, and GYM JORDAN.

Without them, the LIBS, aka AMERICANS, might win.

Not all heroes wear capes (or masks).

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HELL-TH SCARE: DEMS SPREAD LIES ABOUT TRUMP’S OBAMACARE DISEMBOWELMENT

Stupid, liberal Democrats want you to die. 

This is a proven FACT. It’s been PROVEN by the enactment of the most dangerously socialist threat to your life ever passed into law: OBAMACARE, or as I call it, why I own 400 guns instead of paying for health insurance (you can give me health care when you pry it into my cold, dead hands!).

Obamacare has RAINED DEATH AND DESTRUCTION on this once proud country since the day Obama signed our lives over to BIG GOVERNMENT.


We want freedom! Not health!

Get it yet, libs?

Apparently not because the scum-o-crats in “Congress” are attacking Donald J(esus Christ) Trump’s BEAUTIFUL, AMAZING, BIG LEAGUE health care masterpiece, the AMERICAN Health Care Act, which will lower premiums for all Americans, let everyone get amazingly better health care, fix all the problems of Obamacare (which is basically dead), and cut all of the crippling 3.8% taxes on America’s wealthiest heroic job manufacturers (Trump’s going to bring back job manufacturing, bigly).

The Washington-bred Dumbo-crats don’t want real Americans to know the truth about Trumpcare, so these are the sickening lies the SCARE-O-CRATS have been telling about the WORLD’S. GREATEST. HEALTH. CARE. PLAN…

“Forcing a vote without a CBO score shows that Republicans are terrified of the public learning the full consequences of their plan to push Americans with pre-existing conditions into the cold. House Republicans are going to tattoo this moral monstrosity to their foreheads, and the American people will hold them accountable.”

– Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-CA)

“Trump and Republicans will own every preventable death, every untreated illness and every bankruptcy that American families will be forced to bear if this bill becomes law and millions lose access to affordable care.” 

– Tom Perez, DNC Chair

“I thought that even though this place has become toxic, that nobody would jeopardize the health of millions of people for some political purpose.”

– Rep. Emanuel Cleaver (D-MO)

Hey Dumbs, guess what? We don’t need a CBO score because facts are for losers who believe numbers.

Guess what else? NOBODY will lose their health care because of this bill. You know why? 

DONALD. FUCKING. TRUMP. That’s why. 


He makes deals and he shoots straight and here’s what he says to reassure all the people you’re trying to scare into thinking they need healthcare.

Here’s the REAL news.

“I’m the president. Can ya believe it?”

Donald Trump

No, wait, not that. This…

“And I will say this, that as far as I’m concerned, your premiums, they’re going to start to come down… Your deductibles, when it comes to deductibles, they were so ridiculous that nobody got to use their current plan… But very importantly, [Trumpcare’s] a great plan, and ultimately, that’s what it’s all about… But we want to brag about the plan, because this plan really — uh-oh.

Donald Trump

Couldn’t have said it any better myself.

It’s a GREAT plan…

…as far as he’s concerned.

How far is he concerned, you ask? 

Far enough that he knows it’s a great plan and literally nothing else about it.

That’s all you need to know. Nothing to see here. Move along. Let’s brag about it. 


It doesn’t even matter if it’s a great plan because nobody uses their current plan, the failing hell-scape of Obamacare. Trump could hit you in the head with a rock and it would be a better plan. That might be the plan. And if Trump does it, it’ll be great. 

It’ll be great.

Many respected doctors, who aren’t FAKE DOCTORS like the American Medical Association, the country’s largest association of physicians, agree…

[insert quote from respected doctor here]

– [TBA]

…and as soon as one of them is willing to admit it publicly, I’ll tell you who they are.

Who knew health care could be so complicated?

It’s not complicated, once you get  big government out of the way, get back to basics, and get rid of all the things that you don’t need, like “health” and “caring.”

I don’t even know why we have health insurance. Why doesn’t everyone just inherit a huge sum of money, lose it, declare bankruptcy, make the money back again by screwing your investors, and then pay for your own health care? It’s so easy

Or why don’t they work for Congress, where the health care plan covers pre-existing conditions.

What’s their plan called again?

“Obamacare. And I know it’s called Obamacare because I used it to get surgery for my pre-existing condition just days before I scooted back to work to vote to take away Obamacare from millions of Americans, while also voting to exempt congress from the effects of Trumpcare.”

Rep. Jason Chaffetz (R-UT) (probably)

So the point, sheeple, is that the Democrats are lying hypocrites and nobody has anything to worry about from Trumpcare because it’s gonna be great. So great.

And that’s all you need to know about it.

Just like Trump.

And just like Republican Congressman Chris Collins (R-NY) who voted for Trumpcare and then said this afterwards…

[H]e told The Buffalo News that he was unaware of a key provision in the bill that decimates a health plan that serves 635,000 New Yorkers… Collins said: “Explain that to me.”

Now that’s a true patriot. 

Like Trump, he knows Trumpcare is great. 

He just needs someone to explain to him what’s in it.

Update: We finally found a doctor who approves of Trumpcare…

Doctor Harold N. Bornstein.


Doctor Bornstein sent us this letter explaining why he supports Trumpcare.

To whom my concern:

I am the personal gastroenterologist/primary care physician/style coach to President Donald J. Trump. Over the past 5 minutes I have been conducting a thorough examination of Mr. Trump’s health care plan and I am pleased to report that Trumpcare will only have positive results for the American people. Actually, it is an astonishingly excellent plan.

The greatness and terrificness of Mr. trump’s health care plan are extraordinary.

My tests conclude that Mr. Trump’s health care plan will be great and extraordinary. If I had to choose 3 words to describe Mr. Trump’s plan they would be: great, extraordinary, and big league.

Mr. Trump himself has suffered from no form of cancer, has never had a hip, knee or shoulder replacement or any other orthopedic surgery and is in perfect health, making him the sickest possible person who could survive under the Trumpcare plan.

If Trumpcare passes, I can state unequivocally that Mr. Trump will be the healthiest person in America because everyone else will be dead from lack of affordable health care.

I ❤ Trumpcare!

Sincerely,

Dr. Harold N. Bornstein, M.D.
P.S. Is meth addiction a pre-existing condition? Asking for a friend.

HEROES OF FREEDOM: 6/20-6/27

It’s been a tough week for freedom, what with gay rights and healthcare and all, so we’re rolling out a new video segment to recognize those heroes who still fight for freedom in the face of tyranny.

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SCALIA VERBALLY A** RAPES STUPID LIBERAL JOHN ROBERTS FOR NOT TAKING AWAY HEALTH INSURANCE FROM MILLIONS OF PEOPLE

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This story has been updated below to reflect an awesome parody song.

The Supreme Court’s hideously disgusting “ruling” on the landmark Obamacare case King v. Burwell today will not be referenced on this website.

This is a place of FREEDOM. This is a family website where so-called “facts” about disgusting verbal spew like the “fact” that Obamacare is now “legal” will not be allowed to tarnish the proud name of TruthMissiles.com. (And before you say that a “family website” wouldn’t have an article titled like this one, let me point out that I censored the word “Ass” in “Ass Rape” so children are perfectly safe. They have no idea what kind of rape it is. It could be a perfectly legitimate rape.)

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GREAT DONALD TRUMP MOMENTS IN DONALD TRUMP’S ANNOUNCEMENT THAT DONALD TRUMP IS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF TRUMP (AND ALSO AMERICA, OR SOMETHING)

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Listen. Today is the greatest day in the history of days. It LITERALLY TRUMPS all the other days.

Today DONALD TRUMP announced that he is giving the American people the honor of having DONALD TRUMP run for President of the United States.

And TRUMP made the announcement in the most TRUMP-TASTIC of ways: a bombastic, rambling, over-the-top, hilarious, combative, inflammatory, six-hour-long, hate-f#@% of a speech at TRUMP Tower in New York City.

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WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, AMERICA?

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Alright, listen up, America, you worthless sack of shit. I’ve had enough. But more importantly, you’ve had enough. It’s time to get your act together.

If you’re a regular reader of this blog, you might have noticed that after nearly six months of steadily posting news, information, and something I’ve called “truth,” Truthmissiles.com suddenly went silent in December. You might be wondering, why did this happen? Continue reading

JESUS: THE WAY, THE TRUTH… AND THE HOSPITAL

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Know-nothing liberals like to whine and complain about how conservatives want to repeal OBAMACARE but don’t have any alternatives to fix our broken healthcare system.

I’ve never agreed with that complaint, but thanks to the mainstream media’s SUPPRESSION OF TRUTH, I’ve never been able to find any facts to disprove it… until now.

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TED CRUZ SKEWERS OBAMA’S SOCIALIST PLAN TO KEEP INTERNET ACCESS EQUAL

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I don’t know what net neutrality is. And, frankly, I never really gave a s***… until today.

That’s because TODAY, President Barack HUSSEIN Obama announced his support for net neutrality in a statement and a newfangled videotaped message…

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