Category: hillary

HEY FLORIDA, DON’T TOUCH THOSE ARMADILLOS… BECAUSE THEY HAVE LEPROSY (AND ALSO WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING THEM ANYWAY?) ((BECAUSE YOU’RE FLORIDA?) (OH))

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What’s that Floridians?

You already made that Armadillo into a stew and ate it?

DAMMIT, FLORIDA!

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NFL WEEK 3: REAGANS AND OBAMAS

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It’s three weeks into the NFL season, which means I’m either fanatically over-confident, like GOP Midterm watchers, in my 3-0 team’s performance or gradually beginning to lose interest, like President Obama, in my sub-undefeated team’s non-perfection.

Either way, nothing cheers me up like TRUTHMISSLES.COM’s weekly rundown of the most REAGAN-LIKE (best) and OBAMA-LIKE (worst) performances of week three in the “ALL-TRUTH TEAM”:

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