Category: hillary
HEY FLORIDA, DON’T TOUCH THOSE ARMADILLOS… BECAUSE THEY HAVE LEPROSY (AND ALSO WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING THEM ANYWAY?) ((BECAUSE YOU’RE FLORIDA?) (OH))
What’s that Floridians?
You already made that Armadillo into a stew and ate it?
DAMMIT, FLORIDA!
RESEARCH PROVES CONSERVATIVES ARE SMARTER
Crank up some NUGENT, crack open O’Reilly’s latest “killing” book, and listen to some Rush Limbaugh. Research proves it’ll make you smarter. Continue reading
NFL WEEK 3: REAGANS AND OBAMAS
It’s three weeks into the NFL season, which means I’m either fanatically over-confident, like GOP Midterm watchers, in my 3-0 team’s performance or gradually beginning to lose interest, like President Obama, in my sub-undefeated team’s non-perfection.
Either way, nothing cheers me up like TRUTHMISSLES.COM’s weekly rundown of the most REAGAN-LIKE (best) and OBAMA-LIKE (worst) performances of week three in the “ALL-TRUTH TEAM”:
BIG FAT HILLARY HITS THE STEAK-FRY
I hope the READY FOR HILLARY EXPRESS has a reinforced suspension… and toilet.
Because WIFE-OF-A-COMMUNIST, and BEACHED WHALE, Hillary Clinton is at it again Continue reading
