It’s the penultimate to penultimate week of NFL REGULAR SEASON FOOTBALL and nobody is more excited for it to end than me.
I am SO PUMPED to quit writing about MEANINGLESS FOOTBALL and start writing about OBAMAS HATRED OF FREEDOM.
The holidays are upon us!
And I am of course referring to the holiday that comes upon us every Sunday…
…NFL SUNDAY FOOTBALL!!! Continue reading
The NFL, like Thanksgiving, is a rich cornucopia of textures and flavors, winners and losers, Reagans and Obamas.
At times, it can be subtle and difficult to form knee-jerk opinions about. Continue reading
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Snowmageddon part II WHITED OUT the NFL in week 12.
A game in Buffalo was cancelled, players were trapped under as much as 10 FEET of snow, and global warming was FINALLY PROVEN FALSE.
Liberals might have been too busy getting gay married and having abortions on Sunday to notice, but REAL AMERICANS had their a**es firmly planted on the couch, because the NFL was in action for its 11th week of skull-splitting violence this season.
Twenty five years ago, the greatest moment in the history of freedom occurred in the shadow of the Berlin Wall, as Ronald Reagan shouted his immortal words, “Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!”
It’s the season of “mids.”
We’re just a few days away from the midterms.
And we’re midway through the 2014 NFL season. Continue reading
This week, we saw Obama knock AMERICA down another peg, and some football. Continue reading
HOW ‘BOUT THEM COWBOYS!
AND, SURPRISE AMERICA! THEY DON’T SUCK THIS SEASON!! SUCK ON THAT OBAMA!!! Continue reading
We’re six weeks into the NFL season. Six. That’s 1/3 of the devil’s number.
Coincidence that BARACK also contains SIX letters?
And so does OBAMAA. Continue reading