Category: Faith

‘Cryin’ Chuck Schumer Whines About Trump’s Big ‘Erection’ During Speech To Members

Schumer tears up over 'un-American' ban - CNN Video
“Cry more, LIB!” – A. Racist

PATRIOTS, everybody knows Cryin’ Chuck Schumer is a WHINY little bitch (at least everybody who read and believed the vile spew coming from President Joe Biden’s PREDECSSOR’S Twitter before it was deactivated for domestic terrorism), but now Cryin’ has sunk to a new low. He took to the Senate floor, the most sacred place in the U.S. Capitol, which is reserved only for democratic proceedings and crazy men dressed as vikings, to take another cheap shot at Biden’s PREDECESSOR over the PREDECESSOR’S attempt to overthrow democracy. In a speech to MEMBERS, in which Schumer said the article of impeachment against the Predecessor would be delivered to the Senate on Monday, Cryin’ Chuck accused Biden’s PREDECESSOR of trying to incite an “erection”.

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAH! HE SAID “ERECTION!” HE SAID “ERECTION!”

But PATRIOTS, everybody knows, when you take a shot at the KING’S WIENER, you’d better not miss! And CRYIN’ missed BIGLY, because everybody knows, nobody is HARDER for FASCISM than Joe Biden’s PREDECESSOR.

What’s that? PREDECESSOR’S own, white-supremacist, misogynistic Nazi supporters are now calling Biden’s PREDECESSOR “flaccid”?

Damn. Here’s what The “FAKE” New York Times reported about the PREDECESSOR’S biggest supporters, the boys who have the least to be proud of, THE PROUD BOYS!

. . . by this week, the group’s attitude toward Mr. Trump had changed. “Trump will go down as a total failure,” the Proud Boys said in the same Telegram channel on Monday. . .

Last week, Nicholas Fuentes, the leader of America First, wrote in his Telegram channel that Mr. Trump’s response to the Capitol rampage was “very weak and flaccid” and added, “Not the same guy that ran in 2015.”

– The ‘FAKE’ New York Times

Damn. PREDECESSOR even lost his MOST RACIST supporters. This whole MAGA movement is starting to look like a shriveled up hot dog. Even the CRAZIEST of the CRAZIES are abandoning the PREDECESSOR TRAIN. The Q Anon CULT, which believed that PREDECESSOR’S every move was part of a massively convoluted and secret effort to expose and arrest members of a secret cabal of satanist, child-eating, pedophiles (AKA DEM-O-RATS) who run EVERYTHING in the world, IS ABANDONING THE PREDECESSOR TRAIN!

The Q-NUTS thought that on Wednesday, the Bidens, Obamas and the Clintons “would be rounded up and executed for child sex trafficking, treason and other crimes,” and Trump would be inaugurated for a second term. SADLY, PATRIOTS, THEY–and we–WERE WRONG!

Like a flipped switch, the attitude inside online QAnon communities shifted from glee to shock and misery: “NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENED!!!”; “So now we have proof Q was total bullshit”; “I feel sick, disgusted and disappointed”; “Have we been duped???”; “You played us all”; “HOW COULD WE BELIEVE THIS FOR SO LONG? ARE WE ALL IDIOTS?”

– HUFFPOST (or whatever the hell that LIBERAL RAG is called now

WE ARE ALL IDIOTS! We all got F***ed by the “ERECTION” Biden’s PREDECESSOR incited. Thanks, Cryin’ Chuck!

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Mike Pompeo TRUMPS All Over Himself, Says “Multiculturalism” Is Bad; TRUMP Admin Downplays Slavery On MLK Day

As Trump's top diplomat, Pompeo sought to position himself as the  president's successor
“And then I tweeted, ‘multiculturalism’ was bad.” – Pompeo

Patriots, there are so many HATEFUL HEROES of the TRUMP presidency that I could write thousands of articles about their treacherous, destructive exploits, but ONE TRUMP SYCOPHANT has risen far above the rest of the Hateful Eight-thousand, as I call them. As Secretary of State, Mike Pompeo has taken neck-guts and whatever the opposite of statesmanship is to new lows of Anti-American depravity, including being called “the worst Secretary of State ever.” But he saved his best (worst) for last! On the final day of the Trump HELL-PRESIDENCY, Pompeo declared “multiculturalism,” is “not who America is,” adding that multiculturalism “distort[s] our glorious founding and what this country is all about.” And, to top it off, he added that multiculturalism “make[s] us weaker.”

Pompeo’s HATESTORM of a tweet seemed to catch many LEFTISTS by surprise. What, they wondered, did Trump’s Secretary of State mean with his tweet attacking “multiculturalism”? Surely, even the Secretary of State for the most racist President in the modern era wouldn’t have just simply attacked the very idea of “multiculturalism” in the United States.

One LEFTIST SCUM asked, “is there a non-bigoted way to interpret the idea that ‘multiculturalism’ makes America weak and is not ‘who America is?’

No. No there is not, you SICK, HATEFUL LEFTIST!

There was no context to Pompeo’s tweet, nothing to blunt its jarring seemingly out-of-nowehere racist tone and intent. BUT, GUESS WHAT, YOU SICK, HATEFUL, DISGUSTING LEFTISTS! POMPEO MEANT EXACTLY WHAT HE SAID!

TAKE HIS WORD FOR IT!

MULTICULTURALISM BAD!!

Let me break it down for you LEFTIST SCUM out there! Pompeo, patriots, is a proud Italian-American. Very proud. Italian-American, however, is not a “multi” culture. It’s a 100% AMERICAN culture. But, that’s not true of every culture that exists in America today. Some cultures are more “multi” than others. Let’s take for example, Mexican-American or African-American cultures. You can see very easily, reader, that while these cultures may have “American” in their names, these are not 100% AMERICAN cultures. These, patriots, are what are traditionally known as “multi” cultures. They’re very obviously the cultures that “distort our glorious founding and what this country is all about,” and that “make us weaker.”

Still not getting the difference? Let me see if I can sum it up for you, LEFTIST, BIGOTED SCUMBAGS!

Itallian-American = American

African- and Mexican-American = NOT American

Pretty simple right? These are the ideas that Mike Pompeo and the Trump administration, in the year 2021, I shit you not, believe are “glorious” and “what this country is all about.”

What’s that? You still don’t get it? Jesus Christ, man! You really are a SICK, HATEFUL, LEFTIST, PROGRESSIVE COMMUNIST! Here, let me see if I can make you an EVEN SIMPLER DIAGRAM…

And that, patriots, is how you end up with an administration that pays millions in taxpayer money to set up a commission of MOSTLY NON-HISTORIANS to create a report NOT WRITTEN BY HISTORIANS to downplay the existence of slavery in the United States. It’s how you end up with that 1776 Commission report, which claims that we should not be teaching our children that the white, slaveholding men who founded the United States ACTUALLY HAD SLAVES, and that teaching that HISTORICAL FACT, “has done enormous damage, especially in recent years, with a devastating effect on our civic unity and social fabric.” It’s how you end up with a White House who promotes a teaching of history that, according to HISTORIANS, “seems to regard calling the Founders hypocritical about slavery as worse for the country than actual slavery.”

In other words, THAT’S HOW YOU MAGA, BABY!

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GOD betrays TRUMP & the GOP! We’re all F***ed! Holy s***!

Slate on Twitter: "Trump Apocalypse Watch: All quiet on the Donald front.  https://t.co/pYZLbf5tI8… "
Oh my goodness are we f***ed now!

We lost f***ing GEORGIA!

Patriots, there has been a shift in the balance of power in these UNITED STATES! The SCUM-O-CRATS have come back from the DEAD! TRUMPISM and its requisite FASCISM were CRUSHED last night in Georgia, the new HEADQUARTERS OF THE LEFTIST THREAT! RADICAL BLACK PRO-FREEDOM LIBERAL Raphael Warnock defeated Anti-American PATRIOT Kelly Loeffler last night in Georgia’s Senate runoff election. Worse, RADICAL WHITE PRO-FREEDOM LEFITST Jon Ossoff appears to be headed to victory in last night’s other Georgia Senate runoff election. This means that Democrats now control a majority in the U.S. Senate and COCAINE MOSCOW Mitch McConnell’s reign of Pro-Trump terror is over!

The American people are no longer going to be subject to the cynical whims of a racist, tyrannical minority of Republican PATRIOTS! Americans can see light at the end of the GLORIOUS, DARK, DESTRUCTIVE tunnel of TRUMPISM!

This is terrible!

Patriots, we’re f***ed!

And now, WE WILL ALL SUFFER the HORRORS of SOCIALIST RULE! The BLOODLETTING HAS ALREADY BEGUN. The $2,000 checks are being written! TERRIFYING!

We cannot survive an America that gives more money to its suffering citizens than its billionaire president’s hospitality businesses!

For the last four years, we GOP PATRIOTS have had a choice between America and Trump’s hateful, patriotic fascism. We RIGHTLY CHOSE the deal with the Devil. WE CHOSE TRUMP. We CHOSE FASCISM, like the founders wanted. We persecuted the ones who looked different than us! We turned away the huddled masses, yearning to be free! We mocked the suffering! We scolded the scientists and their precious facts! We killed the weak! We showered the strong with riches! We imprisoned babies! We denied the readily apparent truths that revealed our own folly! In short, we did everything that CHRIST, the second greatest leader of the GOP (behind Trump), would have done.

We enriched ourselves and shut off our minds! We submitted, like the FOUNDERS would have wanted!

And GOD has forsaken us!

Worse, GOD has forsaken his most trustworthy apostle, TRUMP!

GOD helped the LEFTISTS find 50,000 LEGALLY CAST votes, votes that should never have counted because they were CAST FOR DEMOCRATS! Legal Democrat votes are just like legal immigrants. I don’t want ’em in muh country!

Why GOD? Why have you put an end to TRUMP’S REIGN OF HATEFUL, INCOMPETENT TERROR!

Patriots, we must allow ourselves, for a moment, to do something we haven’t done in a long time. We must allow ourselves to think. We must think long and hard about what’s happened. We must search our souls for our better angels, and we must arrive at a conclusion. We must face the hard truth about all that we’ve done over the past four years, and we must realize that the answer has been so clear all along.

GOD IS A LIBERAL, LEFTIST, AMERICA-HATING COMMUNIST!

It’s so obvious. How else could we have lost these elections that we were so obviously winning until the Democratic votes were counted? GOD HAS BETRAYED US! GOD WAS A LIBERAL ALL ALONG! GOD IS A DEM-O-RAT!

And so, PATRIOTS, we must look to a higher power, now. We must look to TRUMP.

TRUMP HAS A PLAN.

AND THAT PLAN IS TO RALLY IN WASHINGTON AND INCITE HIS SUPPORTERS TO TURN AMERICA INTO “HELL.”

The SCORNED MINORITY of TRUMP LOYALISTS must now forsake their LIBERAL GOD and obey a higher power. A power that encourages them to violently oppose the peaceful, democratic transition of power that follows fair elections in the United States. A power called TRUMP!

And so, let us not seek introspection, or peace, following our historic defeat in Georgia. F***ing GEORGIA! REPUBLICANS LOST GEORGIA, a state basically run by Republicans! Let us simply descend further into our impotent rage and madness and let us truly EMBARRASS OURSELVES FULLY in the final, last gasp of our doomed experiment in TRUMPISM!

Let us rally in support of our own stupidity.

(Or we could just like, admit we were wrong. Nah. We’re not going to do that. God, Republicans, science and math are all part of a LEFTIST CONSPIRACY against Trump. That’s our story and we’re sticking to it.)

Let it burn, baby!

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Opinion: America Isn’t Worth Protecting Unless Trump Is Allowed To Keep Destroying It, Libs!

Can Trump give Barron the soccer ball he got from Putin? It's complicated -  The Boston Globe
“Here, Mr. Putin, take my balls.” – Trump

Patriots, there’s no debating that America is safer, freer, and more prosperous than ever before thanks to the strong, courageous LEADERSHIP of PRESIDENT DONALD J(ust kidding because he actually sucks at being President) TRUMP! We’ve unleashed the American economy to a BIG, BEAUTIFUL SPIRAL OF DECLINE for all but Trump’s wealthiest cronies, we’ve CRUSHED OUR REAL ENEMIES, including Earth’s habitable climate and our allies in Europe, and we’ve wreaked PATRIOTIC DEATH across our own land with a TREMENDOUS HERD IMMUNITY STRATEGY that has killed more Americans than World War II thanks to Donald Trump’s “best people” being in charge, like a science adviser who said SMART things about Americans including, “We want them infected.” But now, Democracy-hugging liberals are trying to undo our TREMENDOUS REGRESS by FAIRLY COUNTING THE VOTES in a (non)FRAUDULENT Presidential election that Trump clearly won, as long as you only count yard signs and not votes.

So let me say something that might be controversial, but which all of us REAL PATRIOTS are CLEARLY THINKING! If Donald J(Jesus Christ) Trump can’t be MY NEXT president, then not only do I not want to live in America anymore, but I DON’T WANT THERE TO BE AN AMERICA AT ALL! AMERICA ISN’T WORTH PROTECTING UNLESS TRUMP IS ALLOWED TO REMAIN IN CHARGE OF DESTROYING IT!

Like all Republican PATRIOTS, I’ve heroically and quietly cowered over the past four years as Donald Trump has taken control of the Party of Lincoln and laid waste to every single principle I used to pretend to cherish, from crippling our national security by “falling in love” every authoritarian strongman to hove into his field of vision, to ratcheting our national debt to never-before-seen levels, to napalming the LIBERAL IDEAS of that FAKE CULT OF LEFTISTS that used to FRAUDULENTLY call themselves Republicans. You know which cult I’m talking about. No, not #NeverTrumpers. I’m talking about Christians, of course. Why would I, a TRUE CONSERVATIVE PATRIOT, want to follow the teachings of Christ when I could follow a thrice-divorced, 26-time-sexual-misconduct-accused, serial-lying, baby-imprisoning, corruption-encouraging, unable-to-name-a-single-book-of-the-bible, never-needed-to-ask-for-forgiveness former reality TV host?

I wouldn’t. There’s no room for that LEFTIST ANTIFA MEMBER called JESUS in my Conservative’s Holy Trinity of Trump, Putin and Lou Dobbs.

But there’s always more room on the TRUMP TREASON TRAIN of loyal, boot-licking sycophants. Ol’ “LIDDLE” MARCO RUBIO is proudly hopping on that train today with a BIGLY ADDITION to the PRO-TRUMP, ANTI-AMERICA TWEET HALL OF FAME.

Yeah, LIBS! I agree with “LIDDLE”! Why can’t you find a president who’s as presidential as Joe Biden’s incoming Deputy Chief-Of-Staff? Biden’s out here talking about unity and healing like an ANTI-TRUMP RINO (Republican In Name Only) while his incoming Deputy Chief Of Staff has used the BAD WORD “f***ers” to refer to HEROIC PATRIOTS LIKE MARCO RUBIO who compromised all their values and gambled the future of the United States on a dictator-hugging invalid just to preserve their own future electoral prospects to be leaders of the PATRIOTIC, anti-AMERICA TRUMP cult.

This, PATRIOTS, is exactly why it’s Donald Trump’s America or nobody’s America at all. I will happily ride this TRUMP TRAIN all the way off the half-finished bridge of ideas that it runs on, gleefully defending the utter destruction of America because the alternative is Joe Biden as president. No way! We can’t have people who use the word “f***er” (it’s so bad I won’t even print it) working for the next president! We need to keep our current president who says things ALIGNED WITH REPUBLICAN VALUES, like calling black people “sons-of-bitches,” calling countries “shit-holes”, praising congressional candidates who bodyslam reporters, “both sides-ing” White Supremacy, and saying “fuck” in TV interviews.

Needless to say, this take is TOO TRIGGERING to STUPID LIB REPUBLICANS WHO LOVE AMERICA MORE THAN TRUMP:

But this is about more than just stopping Democrats from using naughty words as adjectives when it’s totally warranted. This is about the prosperous future of America, the future that all good Republicans have now aligned themselves against. Will this be Joe Biden’s America (that’s bad BTW), or will it be a CONSERVATIVE, REPUBLICAN AMERICA (the good kind of America) led by a HERO like Trump, or at the very least a PATRIOT like Vladimir Putin?

We’re already doing our part, PATRIOTS! It’s not just thanks to Republican Senate heroes like RUSSIA RON Johnson, who works tirelessly for the PATRIOTIC cause of ending Democratic elections in the United States everyday. It’s not just Donald Trump’s past amplification of Russian disinformation designed to help his 2016 campaign and potential obstruction of justice to cover that up. It’s not just Trump’s private meetings with PATRIOT PUTIN of which records are sealed, and of course, Trump’s public statements siding with RUSSIAN PROPAGANDA over the statements of American intelligence gatherers. Nope, today we learned that the MOST PATRIOTIC REPUBLICAN destruction of America’s standing and security has been carried out by Trump in just the last few months.

We learned this thanks to a LEAK by LEFTIST, COMMUNIST Tom Bossert, the former homeland security adviser to President Trump (Secret lib? Note: Check before publishing.) and deputy homeland security adviser to LEFTIST President George W. Bush. Bossert writes in the LIBERAL RAG New York Times that “the networks of the federal government and much of corporate America are now compromised by a foreign nation,” which, he says, is almost certainly Russia, and he says that TRUMP (TRUMP! TRUMP!) is about to leave the U.S. Government in this state of “compromise” (I assume because he’s too busy retweeting Lou Dobbs).

The Russians have had access to a considerable number of important and sensitive networks for six to nine months. The Russian S.V.R. will surely have used its access to further exploit and gain administrative control over the networks it considered priority targets. . . It will take years to know for certain which networks the Russians control and which ones they just occupy. . . The logical conclusion is that we must act as if the Russian government has control of all the networks it has penetrated. . . The access the Russians now enjoy could be used for far more than simply spying. . . President Trump is on the verge of leaving behind a federal government, and perhaps a large number of major industries, compromised by the Russian government.

Tom Bossert, LEFTIST-SCUM FORMER TRUMP ADVISER

Wait, I thought the Democrats liked “compromise”? Hypocrites much, LIBS?

Bossert says President-elect Biden “must begin his planning to take charge of this crisis” and should “assume that communications about this matter are being read by Russia.” He calls on Trump and Biden to work together for the good of the country. LIKE LEFTIST SCUM!

First of all, Bossert, TRUMP IS MY PRESIDENT ELECT, if you count only TRUMP VOTES, like the Constitution instructs–or at least it should. Second, work “together”? No! It’s TRUMP OR NOTHING for Republicans, just like it always has been for RUSSIA RON, MOSCOW MITCH, LIDDLE MARCO, the various Republicans in Congress that House Republican Leader Kevin McCarthy says “Putin pays,” and of course CAPTAIN KOMPROMAT, President T! We won’t be fooled by more LEFTIST PROPAGANDA by a former TRUMP adviser.

PATRIOTS, REPUBLICANS, EVANGELICALS, RUSSIANS, SELF-INTERESTED POLITICAL SYCOPHANTS, we must all stand together now, or we shall hang separately! We must downplay and ignore this threat, while continuing to pretend that Donald Trump isn’t totally fucking up the job of the presidency and threatening the lives of every single American. We must FINISH THE JOB that we Republicans started four years ago with the election of Donald J(onestown) Trump, the most PATRIOTICALLY unfit candidate for president in American history, and we must DESTROY THIS COUNTRY so Joe Biden can never become president and turn it into a LEFTIST HELL-SCAPE that gives its suffering citizens more than $600 for every eight months of pandemic suffering.

America Isn’t Worth Protecting Unless Trump Is Allowed To Keep Destroying It, Libs!

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Trump and Republicans have become a post-policy party. Coronavirus proves  it.
“We’re all doing a great job destroying America, aren’t we?” – Trump

TERRORIST Fauci Tries To CANCEL CHRISTmas With Travel Warnings; GYM Jordan FACT-F***S HIM back to LIB-O-STAN

Fauci says it's likely coronavirus will be seasonal | TheHill
“You’re as cuddly as a cactus and as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch.”

Patriots, TERRORIST “Doctor” Anthony Fauci of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases (NOTE: is he pro-diseases? Check before publishing) is once again trying to FORCE his LEFTIST, PRO-FACT AGENDA on the illiterate, FREEDOM-F***ING masses.

Today, FART-FACE FAUCI is warning Americans not to travel for CHRISTmas, the most sacred REPUBLICAN holiday of the year, all because of a little, tiny, fake, hoax virus that has killed nearly 279,000 Americans (mostly in BLUE states, if you don’t check the facts). Well, here’s a newsflash for you, OSAMA BIN-FAUCI, we patriots fought a War On Christmas for eight years, from 2008-2016, and a lot of good Republicans got triggered, but we won. We say “Merry Christmas,” now, all year long, and we EARNED OUR RIGHT to die to celebrate this sacred, religious holiday, and to TAKE A LOT of LIBS with us!

Republican Congressman Jim Jordan gets it. He’s not gonna let some “scientist” tell him what is, and is not “science,” simply because he’s studied “infectious diseases.” GYM’s bringing the “facts” to this debate, and like all true Republicans, the only “facts” on his side are wild, baseless speculation designed to inflame tensions in the UNITED States.

BOOM! Truth-nuke! Hit the fallout shelter, leftists, because you just got owned. Let me break it down for you extra-stupid leftists. There’s a straight line between advising against travel and BANNING SPEAKING OF CHRISTMAS. Need a diagram?

Advising against travel ——-> BANNING SPEAKING OF CHRISTMAS.

There. Proven. True fact. I HEREBY DECLARE IT.

But beyond inflaming anger against our country’s factually-biased scientists, whatever that title means (it means they know science, like about diseases? No, I don’t believe that), GYM’s hardcore FACT-F***ING of GRINCH FAUCI has TRIGGERED stupid libs who oppose GREAT AMERICAN HEARTLAND VALUES, like dying for no reason so that Republicans can maintain power over government, instead of following common-sense public health measures.

Just look at these sad responses to GYM.

And, PATRIOTS, this is all because the LEFT doesn’t want to admit that this VIRUS is just a means of CONTROLLING you and your Jesus-loving family. Just listen to the FLIMSY, FAKE NEWS justification for Fauci and the science bitches’ CRAAAAZY recommendation that you wear masks and don’t travel. Here’s what he said in an interview with the FAKE NEWS WEEKLY, aka Newsweek.

“January is going to be terrible,” with the outbreak expected to reach its worst level yet. The director of… the White House COVID-19 task force explained: “I think January is going to be terrible because you’re going to have the Thanksgiving surge super-imposed upon the Christmas surge. So it’s entirely conceivable that January could be the worst.”

Newsweek
Dr Evil, I mean Fauci - Imgflip

Surge? Yeah, right. That’s a soda, LIBS.

But patriots, we know who the REAL VICTIMS are in this crisis that has killed 279,000 people, and while the LIBERALS at Fox News might tell you it’s people who are being forced to face MINOR INCONVENIENCES like wearing masks and social distancing, we TRUE NEWS PATRIOTS know that our nation’s number one victims are, ALWAYS and FOREVER, the LONG-SUFFERING TRUMP FAMILY, who gave perhaps the biggest contribution to the WAR ON CHRISTMAS by bringing back the never-gone holiday utterance, “Merry Christmas.”

“Who gives a f*** about Christmas stuff and decoration?”

Melania Trump

Oops. Wrong quote.

But, anyway the STUPID LIBS AND THE STUPID AMERICAN ELECTORATE are being very mean to our nation’s NUMBER-ONE VICTIM, Donald Trump. They voted him out of office just because he did a horrendous job handling the pandemic, oversaw massive corruption, lied more than any human who’s ever held public office in the United States, tried to end Democracy, tried to kill Obamacare, harmed the environment, destroyed most of our alliances, and played golf more than he worked.

Luckily, elected Republicans recognize the president’s victimhood, and they’re standing up FOR HIM against the well-known liberal bias of Democracy.

Just look at the cowardice of these fair-weather Trumpers.

It’s December. It’s been a FULL MONTH since we learned Joe Biden won the presidential election, and only two heroes, Rep. Mo Brooks (R-AL) and Rep. Paul Gosar (R-AZ) were willing to firmly tell the Washington Post that Donald Trump won the presidential election. Disgraceful.

As for the other 249 Republicans in Congress, 221 of them let the FAKE NEWS cloud their judgement enough that they can’t see that the opposite of reality is the TRUE REALITY, and Donald Trump is the winner. Spineless. And even worse, 26 Republicans in Congress say Joe Biden won just because he got more votes. SICK AND SAD!

So, patriots, this CHRISTmas, in addition to ignoring all sense, and ignoring DEMOCRATIC MANDATES from the COMMUNIST AMERICAN GOVERNMENT, and in addition to thanking God for Jesus or whatever, and in addition to selfishly traveling across the country so we can have OUR HOLIDAY about being selfless or whatever, let’s give thanks for the LAST FOUR PATRIOTS in our HELL-SCAPE OF A COUNTRY (that Donald Trump is still running), and let’s THANK GOD for PRESIDENT T, MO BROOKS, PAUL GOSAR, and GYM JORDAN.

Without them, the LIBS, aka AMERICANS, might win.

Not all heroes wear capes (or masks).

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Popular FAILING Conservative LIBERAL RAG National Review SOILS ITSELF By Attacking ‘Trump’s Disgraceful Endgame’

“I’m not crazy! You’re crazy!”

Patriotic Democracy-overthrowers, if there’s one thing I hate, it’s flip-floppers who still support the things I used to like, but now hate, like Democracy. Exhibit number A1 is the formerly great CONSERVATIVE MEDIA website National Review. For eight years, these patriots blindly stood up to everything President HUSSEIN Obama stood for, just like good Republicans, but now, just because Donald Trump wants to burn America to the ground because he lost-won the 2020 election, the fair-weather conservatives of National Review have TURNED ON TRUMP!

They’ve grown a spine. Sick!

Where’s your integrity, National Review? Just pick a side and blindly stay with it, no matter how many of your core principles you have to abandon! That’s what I and every other Trump supporter have done since the beginning. It’s not so hard. It’s not like it costs us our souls and eats away at our corporeal beings every second of every day! We’ve never looked and felt better and healthier.

TRUMP TO BASE: I'M A FAT IDIOT--JUST LIKE YOU! — Terence Hawkins
This…
Trump supporters threaten to burn down a bookshop in California | The  Independent | The Independent
Is…
Inside the Cult of Trump His Rallies Are Church and He Is the Gospel
What…
Populism rises again | New Internationalist
…Freedom looks like, libs!

See? Our mob-cult isn’t toxic at all.

Instead, National Review has climbed on it’s big, tall, high horse just to show off that it hasn’t become morbidly-obese and immobile from eating Hardees and Mountain Dew. The Lib-o-crat Conservative editorial board of the “faux-servative” National Review viciously attacks Trump today for NO LEGITIMATE REASON other than his “disgraceful conduct since losing his bid for reelection to Joe Biden on November 3.”

These SPINELESS COWARDS continue their principled, fact-laden screed, saying, “make no mistake: The chief driver of the post-election contention of the past several weeks is the petulant refusal of one man to accept the verdict of the American people.”

True, but the Nat Rev (a nickname I made up) don’t understand that that man’s name is Joe Biden, and he refuses to accept that HE LOST EVEN THOUGH HE GOT MORE VOTES!

What’s so confusing about that, Dumbs?

But the Nat Rev screeders keep pushing their factually-biased attacks.

Almost nothing that the Trump team has alleged has withstood the slightest scrutiny. In particular, it’s hard to find much that is remotely true in the president’s Twitter feed these days. It is full of already-debunked claims and crackpot conspiracy theories about Dominion voting systems. Over the weekend, he repeated the charge that 1.8 million mail-in ballots in Pennsylvania were mailed out, yet 2.6 million were ultimately tallied. In a rather elementary error, this compares the number of mail-ballots requested in the primary to the number of ballots counted in the general. A straight apples-to-apples comparison finds that 1.8 million mail-in ballots were requested in the primary and 1.5 million returned, while 3.1 million ballots were requested in the general and 2.6 million returned.

Flawed and dishonest assertions like this pollute the public discourse and mislead good people who make the mistake of believing things said by the president of the United States.

National Review Editorial Board

Hey LIBS, where in the president’s Oath Of Office does he promise not to promote “already-debunked claims and crackpot conspiracy theories”? Exactly. It doesn’t. It doesn’t make the President promise to do a good job at all, so by that measure, Trump’s doing a great job upholding his oath.

Suck it, Scum-o-crats!

While National Review’s editors were busy PREENING about things uttered by Trump that aren’t “remotely true,” Trump and his legal team were busy WINNING as BIGLY as they did on election night. This time, the bloodbath came in the CONSTITUTIONAL REPUBLIC OF ARIZONA, where TEAM TRUMP (or the TRUMP-A-ZONA TRUMP-NALS, as I now call the Trump team) had another HUGE VICTORY today.

And, yes, that might not sound great on the surface, but just think of it this way: Trump got less votes on election night, and that means HE WON. Therefore, certifying Biden as the OFFICIAL winner of more votes means TRUMP WON less votes, therefore, like on election night, TRUMP WON AGAIN!

Don’t tell me that’s false, Libs! I just did the math! I showed my work! Don’t take away this feeling I’m vibing on right now! Trump… Trump! TRUMP!

TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP!

Inject it into my veins! More!

How about this TRUTH MOAB from the Trump-A-Zona Trump-Nals Director Of Social Media, Mike Some-guy-whose-name-doesn’t-matter-at-all.

STOP THE BIAS!

The BIG TECH NAZIS at Twitter flagged 100 Trump tweets in “JUST A 14 DAY PERIOD,” compared to–and yes, you read that right–ZERO Biden tweets.

ZERO? Biased much?

You can’t just CENSOR people’s tweets by putting a small, discrete notification under them that they are false just because they are provably false. That’s called Communism. And, it totally and completely violates the Constitution because if one person tells 100 lies and another person tells zero lies, the person who told 100 lies automatically becomes the president. LOOK IT UP! ITS IN THE CONSTITUTION, LIBS!

Don’t tell me that’s false. I HEREBY DECLARE IT!

Trump. Trump! TRUMP! Inject it into my femoral artery!

“We are gonna win. Jesus is with us in this fight for liberty. There was a prayer call last night. You cannot believe the prayers that are going up. This is God’s battle even more than it is our battle. God is going to do things, we’re all going to be shocked… I’d be happy to die in this fight. This is a fight for everything. God is with us.”

Conservative Radio Host Eric Metaxas

Now that’s the good stuff!

Sheeple, this is the kind of CONSERVATIVE LEADERSHIP we need more of. Not the SISSYBALL being played by National Review, where only some of its contributors voted for Trump in 2020. This is bringing in the big guns for this “fight for liberty,” which involves overthrowing liberty. We’re bringing in Jesus, we’re bringing in God and Jon Voight already brought in “Moses and all saints.” Now, we’ve brought in Conservative radio host Eric Metaxas, whoever the HELL that is. Apparently, Donald Trump knows who he is because Donald Trump called into his radio show to stoically and calmly rant and rave about the fake-rigged election, and that’s a good enough recommendation for me. The Libs can’t defeat this DREAM TEAM!

Metaxas is good to have on our team, the Trump-A-Zona Trump-Nals, too, because he’d be, “happy to die in this fight.” I certainly wouldn’t. I’m a patriotic draft-dodger, like PATRIOT #1, Trump.

Go get ’em, Metaxas, and all you other useful idiots–I mean patriots. Go die to overthrow the government and install a billionaire former Democrat tax dodger con-man as dictator in chief!

For liberty!

Trump's Support in the Military Is Tanking | Time
“You go do it. I’m not going to do it.” – Trump, probably

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Jon Voight Proves NOT ALL Hollywood Elites Are Anti-American, Calls For Second Civil War

Patriots and Fact-fighters, we Conservatives have no love for Hollywood’s PETULANT RULING-CLASS of elite, liberal communist, self-made millionaires, but perhaps we’ve judged the Hollywood Scum-o-crats too harshly. Maybe they’re not all bad. Maybe they’re not all hateful leftists who advocate ANTI-AMERICAN things like “peace,” and “tolerance.”

Jon Voight’s not one of those Hanoi Janes! Jon Voight knows what’s up. Trump’s up, baby! Up BIGLY in the count of LEGAL, NON-THEM-O-CRAT-CAST VOTES! And now, Jon Voight’s sending perhaps the most PATRIOTIC, AMERICAN MESSAGE that’s ever been uttered on these Jesus-loving shores, from sea to shining sea…

THE TIME FOR PEACE IS OVER! BURN THIS MF’ER TO THE GROUND!

“Let me warn you all that we are in great danger if we fall under a Biden Administration … I ask all to fight this battle now, to get them all out. I’ve been attacked by my fellow peers, saying I am preaching violence when the truth is, they all are. The left are burning and destroying our cities. We are willing to fight for freedom. Not freedom to burn down our flag, but to raise her up with the glory of this land of the free, but the left are trying to stop these truths. Let us bring justice.”

Jon Voight, Patriotism & Violence Inciter

Jon Voight has had about enough of your shit, you DEMOCRACY-LOVING FREAKS! It’s time to take out the trash!

And while the Lib-o-tards might scoff at this 81-year-old multimillionaire inciting violence in the name of preserving the Patriotic American Shit-Show known as the Trump Presidency, don’t forget Jon Voight knows the Transformers. Not only does that put a team of indestructible, transforming Super-Robots on Team Trump, it also means Jon Voight knows Transformers director Michael Bay, who has unleashed more explosions and firepower on the world than the entire U.S. Military COMBINED.

Crapping your pants yet, Sleepy Joe and The Dem-o-scums?

But, despite Voight’s overwhelming tactical advantage, he’s very clear that he’s not calling for violence. He’s simply asking, “all to fight this battle now, to get them all out.” He didn’t say HOW to get them out. Maybe we could just ask nicely for them to suspend the Constitution because of evidence we haven’t produced that the entire election was rigged.

But, make no mistake, while Jon Voight’s not calling for violence, he’s also not not-calling-for-violence. He never responds to the charge from his opponents that he’s “preaching violence,” despite bringing it up, himself. Instead, GEN. “MAD-DOG” VOIGHT goes on the attack against the people IMPRISONING HIM IN A COMMUNIST HELL-STATE, by making him put some cloth over his face while he’s outside just to prevent thousands of deaths.

“He’s a disgrace to mankind,” Voight heroically says of California’s Lib-o-crat Governor Gavin Newsom, judging-not-lest-he-want-to-judge. “He is a lie, like all the left that are trying to destroy the USA.”

The man IS a LIE. A man so evil, he’s actually BECOME A LIE! It doesn’t have to make sense, SOROS-LOVERS! Just agree with it! DEMS BAD! DEMS BAD! “We must get governor Newsom out,” Voight demands. “He’s destroying the people’s freedom.”

But the best is saved for last, because while Jon Voight doesn’t want violence–far from it, in fact–make no mistake, this is a civil war against “evil” in which PATRIOTS are being “targeted” and God, “Jesus, Moses, and all saints” are going to protect the TRUMP-ALLEGIANTS in this “BATTLE.”

Which, admittedly, sounds a lot like a call for violence… if you’re a stupid lib who doesn’t get TRUTH!

“Let the truth show itself, that President Trump is the only man who can save this nation. Let us fight this evil now and know that God’s truths will expose them all. Let me ask all to pray in the name of Jesus, Moses, and all saints for their hands of safety to be on us now. The way in which we are being targeted will be hard to fix, but with all your love and prayers and truths we can win this battle against this evil force that has taken over this country … We must remember who we are. We are a nation that fought the Civil War, and we won that battle. Let’s not give up.”

Jon Voight, High Priest Of The Trump Cult

Jon Voight’s going BALLS-TO-THE-WALL to fight this NON-VIOLENT CIVIL WAR by posting HEROICALLY unhinged calls for MASS VIOLENCE on social media from his mansion in Beverly Hills. The least you can do, humble DEPLORABLES, is to take to the streets and risk your lives to overthrow the LIBERALLY-BIASED AMERICAN DEMOCRATIC PROCESS in order to keep a rich, out-of-touch, former Democrat billionaire in office so he can continue to embezzle taxpayer money for him, his adult children, and his enormous rolodex of bootlickers and SPINELESS CRONIES.

It’s SO SIMPLE!

Or, you could be like Jon Voight’s LOSER DAUGHTER Angelina Jolie, and do nothing instead of fighting to stop the people trying to STEAL THIS ELECTION BY COUNTING LEGAL VOTES.

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JUST WHO THE HELL DOES THE POPE THINK HE IS?

  
Who in God’s name does the Pope think he is?!?!

Jesus Christ!!!

First he tries to tell us the climate is changing.

And just because he’s “infallible” we’re supposed to believe him.

Nice try Pope, but would an infallible man drive a FIAT??? I think not.

  
Now, he wants to come down here to Washington, D.C., OUR NATION’S CAPITAL, TO JESUS’S HOUSE, and tell us that we can’t sentence other people to death?!?! 

What fun is that?

  
Here’s what @pontifex said during his speech to Congress Thursday…

This conviction has led me, from the beginning of my ministry, to advocate at different levels for the global abolition of the death penalty. I am convinced that this way is the best, since every life is sacred, every human person is endowed with an inalienable dignity, and society can only benefit from the rehabilitation of those convicted of crimes. Recently my brother bishops here in the United States renewed their call for the abolition of the death penalty. Not only do I support them, but I also offer encouragement to all those who are convinced that a just and necessary punishment must never exclude the dimension of hope and the goal of rehabilitation.

What good is the Bible if we can’t use its teachings to subject society’s worst offenders (and a few hundred innocent people) to a long, excruciating murder by chemical injection?

  
“Eye for an eye,” that’s what the REAL, OLD-SCHOOL GOD taught. None of this PC, liberal “Do unto others” BS that the Pope and his buddy “Jesus” are laying down. Go back to your Bernie Sanders rally, hippies.

Coincidentally, the Pope also laid that “Do unto others” propaganda down during his speech to congress…

We need to avoid a common temptation nowadays: to discard whatever proves troublesome. Let us remember the Golden Rule: “Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.”

What?!?! “Discard whatever proves troublesome” is LITERALLY the motto that Fox News reporters live by when they report their stories. I’m beginning to think this Pope doesn’t understand anything about being a Christian (Conservative). He needs to stop taking selfies and watch some Hannity.

  
Speaking of watching Hannity, I’m hoping that’s where Supreme Court Justices (and people who have the power to abolish the death penalty) Clarence Thomas, Samuel Alito, and Antonin Scalia were, because they WISELY decided not to attend Pope-bama’s speech. That’s right, the three CATHOLIC Supreme Court justices who support the death penalty couldn’t find time in their busy schedules to see the Pope. I applaud this. Why would these all-powerful, lifetime appointees take time for a lowly elected official like the Pope. It would really be beneath them as, I’m assuming, would be listening to God’s representative on Earth.

 
But while these three old men did well in cowering from the dangerous message of peace and acceptance delivered by an elderly, foreign man in a white robe, the real hero of the day was Republican Congressman Paul Gosar. Yes, this proud member of the United States Congress boldly condemned the Pope for making EVERY. FUCKING. THING. into a divisive, poltical talking point. 

  
That’s right, Paul Gosar went there. He cast the first stone.

As he wrote in a blistering, anti-Pope, liberty-sausage of an editorial for TownHall…

Media reports indicate His Holiness…intends to focus the brunt of his speech on climate change– a climate that has been changing since first created in Genesis. More troubling is the fact that this climate change talk has adopted all of the socialist talking points, wrapped false science and ideology into “climate justice” and is being presented to guilt people into leftist policies… If the Pope plans to spend the majority of his time advocating for flawed climate change policies, then I will not attend.

 And he did not attend. As Daily Kos put it, the Catholic Congressman was, “not willing to walk about 500 feet from his office in Cannon to the Capitol.” Suck on that, Pope, you self-righteous dick! Who do you think you are to spew your Communist ideas in PAUL GOSAR’S WORKPLACE?!?! WHO ARE YOU to make PAUL GOSAR walk 500 feet?!?! THIS IS AMERICA! NOBODY walks 500 feet, here!

…Unless we’re walking to the ranch of a crazy racist who wants to start a shooting war with the U.S. Government. Paul Gosar did that…

…last year the congressman had the interest and the time to travel thousands of miles to criminal rancher Cliven Bundy’s compound in Nevada. Gosar joined a knuckle-dragging gaggle of Arizona legislators like Chemtrail Queen Sen. Kelli Ward, who caravanned to the armed camp during the standoff with BLM. The Arizonans took photographs with the bigot Bundy and spoke with local media about freedumb and shit, then returned home and plastered the pictures on their websites—that is until the old coot told the world what he knows “about the Negro.” Then the web photos disappeared…

   
 So just to recap the day’s Conservative talking points, team… Obama, Liberals, Pope, Walking=Bad.

Racist rancher, Paul Gosar, Death Penalty, Not Doing Unto Others=Good.

Got it? Okay, great. Now let’s get to work.

Of course, there are some who seem to have fallen under the spell of the Pontiff’s DANGEROUS MESSAGE OF LOVE FOR OUR FELLOW HUMAN BEINGS. 

I am calling on Fox News to FIRE THESE PEOPLE IMMEDIATELY… 

Starting with Sheppard Smith, who said this

“I think we are in a weird place in the world when the following things are considered political. Five things, I’m going to tick them off. These are the five things that were on his and our president’s agenda. Caring for the marginalized and the poor — that’s now political. Advancing economic opportunity for all. Political? Serving as good stewards of the environment. Protecting religious minorities and promoting religious freedom globally. Welcoming [and] integrating immigrants and refugees globally. And that’s political?”

  

“I think these were the teachings in the Bible of Jesus. They’re the words of the pope, they’re the feelings of the president. And people who find themselves on the other side of that message should consult a mirror, it seems like.”

Shep, I really think you need to read your Bible, specifically Matthew 17:31 “Blessed are those who say ‘Fuck the poor’,” and the Letter From St. Paul to the EPA extolling the virtues of “clean coal”. 

Or maybe we’re reading different Bibles…

  

MIKE HUCKABEE, CHRISTIAN

 
Mike Huckabee is not an egotistical man.

Mike Huckabee does not exploit people’s willingness to buy into an extremely bigoted brand of anti-homosexual rhetoric.

Mike Huckabee isn’t in it for himself.

Mine Huckabee just wants to do what Jesus calls all Christians to do: keep the gays from being married. And he’s calling you to speak out and do the same, shouting it from the rooftops!!!

  

…unless you’re Ted Cruz, in which case, sorry, there’s no more room at the bigotry lunch table…

  

When Mr. Cruz, who met with Ms. Davis, exited the Carter County Detention Center, a throng of journalists beckoned him toward their microphones, but an aide to Mr. Huckabee blocked the path of the senator, who appeared incredulous.

Soon after, Ms. Davis emerged, apparently wearing the same clothes she had worn in court Thursday. Mr. Huckabee stuck close by her side, along with Mr. Staver and her husband, Joe, as they approached the reporters and cameras. Ms. Davis remained silent, letting Mr. Staver and Mr. Huckabee do the talking.

  

Mr. Huckabee, a former Baptist pastor, cast the dispute as a matter of religious freedom threatened by overreaching courts, while Mr. Cruz stood to the side, keeping an unusually low profile.

“If you have to put someone in jail, let me go,” Mr. Huckabee told the crowd. “Every one of us will have to decide whether we want to keep this great country or whether we want to surrender and sacrifice it to tyranny.”

Let me go to jail, Huckabee continued, because I’m the only one here… Not that it’s about me. It’s totally about keeping the gays from getting married.

Pay no attention to the pasty white bigot shrouded behind my loyal apostle! I’m the bigot you’re looking for!

… Oh and also that lady, Kim whatshername? Davids? Davis? 

Like the Bible says, and Mike Huckabee well knows…

Do nothing from rivalry or conceit, but in humility count others more significant than yourselves. Let each of you look not only to his own interests, but also to the interests of others. Have this mind among yourselves, which is yours in Christ Jesus…

…but if you need to get some votes because you’re polling at like 2% in the US Presidential election, seriously, F#@% those other guys. 

– Phillipians 2:1-10

  

 And as the Bible also says, and Mike Huckabee well knows…

If I alone bear witness about myself, my testimony is not deemed true…
…but if you’re really smart about what Jesus thinks about the US Constitution, then you should talk about how smart you are. 

Duh.

– John 5:31

 God. Guns. Grits. Gravy. Gays.

  
I mean, no gays. 

Definitely no gays.