Category: Communism

JUST WHO THE HELL DOES THE POPE THINK HE IS?

  
Who in God’s name does the Pope think he is?!?!

Jesus Christ!!!

First he tries to tell us the climate is changing.

And just because he’s “infallible” we’re supposed to believe him.

Nice try Pope, but would an infallible man drive a FIAT??? I think not.

  
Now, he wants to come down here to Washington, D.C., OUR NATION’S CAPITAL, TO JESUS’S HOUSE, and tell us that we can’t sentence other people to death?!?! 

What fun is that?

  
Here’s what @pontifex said during his speech to Congress Thursday…

This conviction has led me, from the beginning of my ministry, to advocate at different levels for the global abolition of the death penalty. I am convinced that this way is the best, since every life is sacred, every human person is endowed with an inalienable dignity, and society can only benefit from the rehabilitation of those convicted of crimes. Recently my brother bishops here in the United States renewed their call for the abolition of the death penalty. Not only do I support them, but I also offer encouragement to all those who are convinced that a just and necessary punishment must never exclude the dimension of hope and the goal of rehabilitation.

What good is the Bible if we can’t use its teachings to subject society’s worst offenders (and a few hundred innocent people) to a long, excruciating murder by chemical injection?

  
“Eye for an eye,” that’s what the REAL, OLD-SCHOOL GOD taught. None of this PC, liberal “Do unto others” BS that the Pope and his buddy “Jesus” are laying down. Go back to your Bernie Sanders rally, hippies.

Coincidentally, the Pope also laid that “Do unto others” propaganda down during his speech to congress…

We need to avoid a common temptation nowadays: to discard whatever proves troublesome. Let us remember the Golden Rule: “Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.”

What?!?! “Discard whatever proves troublesome” is LITERALLY the motto that Fox News reporters live by when they report their stories. I’m beginning to think this Pope doesn’t understand anything about being a Christian (Conservative). He needs to stop taking selfies and watch some Hannity.

  
Speaking of watching Hannity, I’m hoping that’s where Supreme Court Justices (and people who have the power to abolish the death penalty) Clarence Thomas, Samuel Alito, and Antonin Scalia were, because they WISELY decided not to attend Pope-bama’s speech. That’s right, the three CATHOLIC Supreme Court justices who support the death penalty couldn’t find time in their busy schedules to see the Pope. I applaud this. Why would these all-powerful, lifetime appointees take time for a lowly elected official like the Pope. It would really be beneath them as, I’m assuming, would be listening to God’s representative on Earth.

 
But while these three old men did well in cowering from the dangerous message of peace and acceptance delivered by an elderly, foreign man in a white robe, the real hero of the day was Republican Congressman Paul Gosar. Yes, this proud member of the United States Congress boldly condemned the Pope for making EVERY. FUCKING. THING. into a divisive, poltical talking point. 

  
That’s right, Paul Gosar went there. He cast the first stone.

As he wrote in a blistering, anti-Pope, liberty-sausage of an editorial for TownHall…

Media reports indicate His Holiness…intends to focus the brunt of his speech on climate change– a climate that has been changing since first created in Genesis. More troubling is the fact that this climate change talk has adopted all of the socialist talking points, wrapped false science and ideology into “climate justice” and is being presented to guilt people into leftist policies… If the Pope plans to spend the majority of his time advocating for flawed climate change policies, then I will not attend.

 And he did not attend. As Daily Kos put it, the Catholic Congressman was, “not willing to walk about 500 feet from his office in Cannon to the Capitol.” Suck on that, Pope, you self-righteous dick! Who do you think you are to spew your Communist ideas in PAUL GOSAR’S WORKPLACE?!?! WHO ARE YOU to make PAUL GOSAR walk 500 feet?!?! THIS IS AMERICA! NOBODY walks 500 feet, here!

…Unless we’re walking to the ranch of a crazy racist who wants to start a shooting war with the U.S. Government. Paul Gosar did that…

…last year the congressman had the interest and the time to travel thousands of miles to criminal rancher Cliven Bundy’s compound in Nevada. Gosar joined a knuckle-dragging gaggle of Arizona legislators like Chemtrail Queen Sen. Kelli Ward, who caravanned to the armed camp during the standoff with BLM. The Arizonans took photographs with the bigot Bundy and spoke with local media about freedumb and shit, then returned home and plastered the pictures on their websites—that is until the old coot told the world what he knows “about the Negro.” Then the web photos disappeared…

   
 So just to recap the day’s Conservative talking points, team… Obama, Liberals, Pope, Walking=Bad.

Racist rancher, Paul Gosar, Death Penalty, Not Doing Unto Others=Good.

Got it? Okay, great. Now let’s get to work.

Of course, there are some who seem to have fallen under the spell of the Pontiff’s DANGEROUS MESSAGE OF LOVE FOR OUR FELLOW HUMAN BEINGS. 

I am calling on Fox News to FIRE THESE PEOPLE IMMEDIATELY… 

Starting with Sheppard Smith, who said this

“I think we are in a weird place in the world when the following things are considered political. Five things, I’m going to tick them off. These are the five things that were on his and our president’s agenda. Caring for the marginalized and the poor — that’s now political. Advancing economic opportunity for all. Political? Serving as good stewards of the environment. Protecting religious minorities and promoting religious freedom globally. Welcoming [and] integrating immigrants and refugees globally. And that’s political?”

  

“I think these were the teachings in the Bible of Jesus. They’re the words of the pope, they’re the feelings of the president. And people who find themselves on the other side of that message should consult a mirror, it seems like.”

Shep, I really think you need to read your Bible, specifically Matthew 17:31 “Blessed are those who say ‘Fuck the poor’,” and the Letter From St. Paul to the EPA extolling the virtues of “clean coal”. 

Or maybe we’re reading different Bibles…

  

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA! SORRY YOUR PARTY IS SO LAME.

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The FOURTH OF JULY is my FAVORITE day of the year… at least it used to be, until OBAMA and his PC, blame AMERICA first, FUN POLICE ruined it.

The signs of freedom’s decline are all around us, fellow PATRIOTS, and unless we SHOUT THEM FROM THE ROOFTOPS OF THE INTERNET, all will be lost.

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In yet another sad display of how far America has declined under Obama, American filmgoers lined up in droves last weekend to fork over more than $200 million to an anti-American Hollywood screed that did not feature even one single American Sniper.

That “film,” if you can call it that, was called Jurassic World.

But while the clapping seals at the theaters and the liberal media were amused by this anti-military, CGI laden crap-fest, real Americans were prepping (or “preparing” in lib-speak) for the DINO-POCALYPSE that the film terrifyingly predicts.

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THE 10 MOST EVIL ATHEISTS IN AMERICA

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Today is, undeniably, a slow news day. But slow news days provide an opportunity to reflect on freedom. Slow news days are FAST FREEDOM DAYS.

As I was reflecting on the value of freedom and Jesus today, I came across an interesting comment on TheBlaze.com…

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REPUBLICAN HERO FORCED TO QUIT AFTER DESTROYING OBAMA’S TRASHY-HOE DAUGHTERS

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The NFL, like Thanksgiving, is a rich cornucopia of textures and flavors, winners and losers, Reagans and Obamas.

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