Category: Climate change

GEORGE W. BUSH CAN STILL SHAKE IT AFTER ALL THESE YEARS

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While President OBAMA was playing politics, George W. BUSH, the interpretive dancer and former president, came out of hiding today for an appearance to commemorate the BIGGEST F#@%ING “MISSION ACCOMPLISHED” OF HIS PRESIDENCY, Hurricane Katrina.

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NFL WEEK 12: REAGANS AND OBAMAS

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Follow @truth_missiles on Twitter for all the latest NFL: REAGANS AND OBAMAS information.

Snowmageddon part II WHITED OUT the NFL in week 12.

A game in Buffalo was cancelled, players were trapped under as much as 10 FEET of snow, and global warming was FINALLY PROVEN FALSE.

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TED CRUZ SKEWERS OBAMA’S SOCIALIST PLAN TO KEEP INTERNET ACCESS EQUAL

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I don’t know what net neutrality is. And, frankly, I never really gave a s***… until today.

That’s because TODAY, President Barack HUSSEIN Obama announced his support for net neutrality in a statement and a newfangled videotaped message…

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THE ONE WHERE WE PREVIEW THE ELECTION…

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Today is Election Day! And, for once, Republicans can go to the polls without fearing that America is going to foolishly vote for a black communist to destroy it!!

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WEATHER MAN: A STORY OF REPUBLICAN COURAGE

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John Coleman has weathered a lot of storms. Thunderstorms. Hail storms. Sh** storms….

So he’s not too worried about the latest storm… a firestorm. Of controversy. Continue reading

CHRIS NOLAN’S “INTERSTELLAR” IS LIBERAL GARBAGE SHOVED DOWN THE THROAT OF THE AMERICAN TAXPAYER

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UPDATE: I finally saw “Interstellar” and it was actually great, and has little to do with global warming. However, I stand by this reporting 100%

What do OBAMA, science textbooks, and Christopher Nolan’s new movie “Interstellar” all have in common?

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