What’s that Floridians?
You already made that Armadillo into a stew and ate it?
Here’s a hint: It was his dad (and, of course, liberals).
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Snowmageddon part II WHITED OUT the NFL in week 12.
A game in Buffalo was cancelled, players were trapped under as much as 10 FEET of snow, and global warming was FINALLY PROVEN FALSE.
Gaffe-o-matic and senile man who’s one Secret Service screw-up away from controlling AMERICA’S vast nuclear arsenal Joe Biden has finally admitted what ALL CONSERVATIVES already know.