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HEY FLORIDA, DON’T TOUCH THOSE ARMADILLOS… BECAUSE THEY HAVE LEPROSY (AND ALSO WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING THEM ANYWAY?) ((BECAUSE YOU’RE FLORIDA?) (OH))

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What’s that Floridians?

You already made that Armadillo into a stew and ate it?

DAMMIT, FLORIDA!

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New Book From The Creator Of TRUTHMISSILES.COM!

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Check out this new book from the creator of TruthMissiles.com!

It’s got all the hilarity, irreverent wit, and typos that you’ve come to expect from your favorite fake news website.

It’s short. It’s different. It’s written under a pseudonym. And for a limited time, it’s ABSOLUTELY FREE!!!

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NFL WEEK 12: REAGANS AND OBAMAS

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Follow @truth_missiles on Twitter for all the latest NFL: REAGANS AND OBAMAS information.

Snowmageddon part II WHITED OUT the NFL in week 12.

A game in Buffalo was cancelled, players were trapped under as much as 10 FEET of snow, and global warming was FINALLY PROVEN FALSE.

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