“There once was a Gov from New Jersey
Who strained the seams of his sports jersey.
He made a great play
Pissing off the communist president (who’s also gay)
So Obama decided to cause him some hurtie.”
– Old New Jersey Legend
New Jersey Governor and bridge traffic studier Chris Christie took the field at Yankee Stadium Wednesday night in a celebrity softball game to benefit fallen NYPD officers, but as usual, the LAME STREAM MEDIA couldn’t keep the focus off politics.