PATRIOTS, Senator Ron Johnson of the GOP (GOVERNMENT OVERTHROW PARTY) has a message for all the STUPID, IDIOT LEFTISTS who GOT TRIGGERED by the thousands of armed Trump supporters who invaded the U.S. Capitol on January 6th chanting “Hang Pence!” and looking for members of Congress to kill. NONE OF THAT HAPPENED, YOU LYING LEFTIST LIBS!
PATRIOTS, nevermind the pictures, the videos, and the confessions made by the participants. Nevermind that thousands of people in TRUMP attire stormed the capitol and attempted to overthrow the government. Nevermind the bombs planted at party headquarters that day, and the dead body of the police officer that the TRUMP supporters murdered. THAT’S ALL JUST LAMESTREAM, LIBTARD SPIN! The SIMPLE FACT OF THE MATTER is that this insurrection was actually a NOT-SURRECTION, because contrary to what the LIBERAL, LEFTIST SCUM called cameras and microphones tell your eyes and ears, it didn’t even happen.
RON JOHNSON’S COMING IN HOT with a heat-seeking truth-bomb for all the SCUM OF THE EARTH who want “reality” to be based on “facts,” “sworn confessions,” and “visual evidence.” That message: just SHUT THE F*** UP, FORGET WHAT YOU SAW, AND GET IN LINE WITH THE PARTY LINE!
“This didn’t seem like an armed insurrection to me.”SEN. RON JOHNSON (R-WI)
What is wrong with all these dumb libs who want to insist that there was an armed insurrection at the Capitol? I didn’t see any armed insurrection at the Capitol! No one did! And if anyone tries to say they did, TRUMPERS WILL BURN THAT MOTHERF***ING CAPITOL TO THE GROUND WITH THEIR FLAMETHROWERS! Not armed!
So here’s what me and RUSSIA RON have to say to all you fact-hugging LIB-SCUM-O-CRATS! Learn how to minimize and justify terrorist attacks against your country! Otherwise, you might never reach your political goals! JUST MAN THE F*** UP AND HATE YOUR COUNTRY, YOU SICK, STUPID LIBS!
And you know why me and RUSSIAN RON are not scared of that FAKE “armed insurrection,” libs? Because that armed insurrection was there to kill YOU, not US! And we are sure it will never come for us, because we’ll never stop defending its murderous participants, no matter how badly they try to harm America!
RUSSIAN RON wasn’t done, libs!
“I mean ‘armed,’ when you hear ‘armed,’ don’t you think of firearms? Here’s the questions I would have liked to ask. How many firearms were confiscated? How many shots were fired? I’m only aware of one and I’ll defend that law enforcement officer for taking that shot. It was a tragedy, OK? But I think there was only one.”Sen. Ron Johnson (R-WI)
Firearms? FIREARMS!?!?! I mean… my gosh. What are these STUPID LIBS even talking about?
Just because police recovered a dozen guns and thousands of rounds of ammunition from people arrested for their involvement in the Jan. 6 attack that killed five people, according to NBC News, and just because the insurrectionists used a stun gun to attack and incapacitate a police officer, giving him a heart attack, THAT DOESN’T MEAN THEY WERE ARMED, YOU STUPID, STUPID LIBS! THEY WEREN’T ARMED! GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL! STOP INFRINGING ON MY RIGHTS! I DON’T WANT THE LIBERAL TRUTH YOU’RE SPINNING! TUCKER! HANNITY! JUDGE JEANINE! HELP! HELP! HELP! THE LIB IS ON ME! GET IT OFF!
Russian Ron Johnson doesn’t care about your precious “country,” libs! Russian Ron follows the teachings of the FOUNDERS, you know, the guys who set the example for this GREAT COUNTRY, that, sometimes, patriots have to try to destroy! Now, STUPID LIBS might tell you the founders were people like George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, etc. WRONG! You know who founded this country? TRUMP! How do I know? Because, I learned from TRUMP that I don’t need my STUPID, LIBERAL BRAIN! All the learning I need is in my mouth! When my mouth speaks, I listen! My mouth asked who founded America, and my mouth also answers every question with the same answer: TRUMP!
Where does my mouth get it’s information from? I don’t know! I don’t ask dumb questions! My mouth said Trump is the founder, so I believe it! Russian Ron gets his facts from the same place, except at the other end of the pipe! My mouth calls it his “reverse mouth.”
LIBS CALL IT HIS ASS!
WE DON’T NEED OUR LYIN’ BRAINS ANYMORE LIBS! There was no armed insurrection! There was no incitement! There was no crime at all! Are me and Russian Ron Johnson INSANE?
DOESN’T “SEEM” LIKE IT TO ME!
PATRIOTS, there’s nothing I hate more than a RIGGED SYSTEM! That’s why I supported TRUMP supporters’ PATRIOTIC efforts to overthrow the government and end democracy. Because the system was rigged! The election was rigged against TRUMP! Democrats are trying to impeach TRUMP because they don’t understand that RIGGED THINGS ARE BAD! TRUMP IS GOOD! And that’s why I totally support the GOP’S effort to RIG the impeachment trial FOR TRUMP!
You see, RIGGING is BAD, unless you’re RIGGING FOR TRUMP! That’s just being fair!
So, let us RIG THIS F***ING SYSTEM LIKE IT’S NEVER BEEN RIGGED BEFORE! TO STOP THE STEAL!
TO STEAL THE STOPPING OF THE STEAL!
And 3 Republican Senators are doing their PATRIOTIC AMERICAN part to rig the case of TRUMP v. AMERICA in favor of Trump and against America. These three SENATE HEROES are going to serve as the jurors who will deliver a verdict in this impeachment case, and while many of them did not have precious time to listen to the EVIL, factual arguments made against TRUMP by the prosecution in this case, these IMPARTIAL, PATRIOTIC JURORS did have time for a 70 MINUTE LONG MEETING WITH THE TRUMP DEFENSE LAWYERS to discuss “‘sharing our thoughts’ about their legal strategy,” CNN reports.
Sens. Lindsey Graham of South Carolina, Ted Cruz of Texas and Mike Lee of Utah were spotted going into a room in the US Capitol that Trump’s lawyers were using to prepare for their arguments.
Trump lawyer David Schoen said that the senators were “very friendly guys” who just wanted to make sure they were “familiar with procedure” on the eve of their rebuttal to the House impeachment managers’ presentation.
When asked if it’s appropriate to meet with senators during the trial, Schoen said, “Oh yeah, I think that’s the practice of impeachment.”
“There’s nothing about this thing that has any semblance of due process whatsoever,” he added.CNN (CLINTON (FAKE) NEWS NETWORK)
Yes, there’s “no semblance of due process whatsoever” in this trial, AND THAT’S JUST HOW REPUBLICANS LIKE IT, because that’s the only way that the president who incited a mob to try to kill the Vice President and Speaker of the House WILL GET AWAY WITH HIS CRIMES!
GOP, WE LOVE CRIMES! And, we also love a jury that will VOLUNTARILY TAMPER WITH ITSELF! Now that’s what I call integrity. These CONSERVATIVE HEROES have so much f***ing integrity that they willingly go on TV and tell the American people that the entire trial of TRUMP is a TOTAL SHAM because the Republican senators on the jury are also HELPING THE DEFENSE strategize on how to get away with its crimes. That’s even more astonishing, because the crime the defense is accused of is LITERALLY TRYING TO MURDER the jury! Dang!
That’s some next level BOOTLICKING!
I hope Trump rewards these ASS-KISSERS with another attempt to incite a riot against them! They deserve it!
And you know it was a PERFECTLY INNOCENT meeting between a guilty defendant’s legal team and the JURORS that they need to help them PATRIOTICALLY RIG the case, because just look how eager Senator Lindsey Graham is to share what was discussed in this perfectly SANE and RIGHT meeting that he participated in with the TRUMP LAWYERS!
Just LOOK AT THE SPEED at which he ran from those questions! EVERYTHING’S ON THE UP AND UP HERE! NOTHING TO SEE!
Now, of course, SOME STUPID LIBS were TRIGGERED by Republican Senators’ total refusal to protect their own branch of government from a violent, anti-democratic attack, but that’s just because LIBS, like all EVIL LEFTISTS are STUPID!
Sorry, LEFTISTS, but you’re STUPID. Does the jury agree?
Case closed, LIBS!
But, just in case that doesn’t sway your little PEA BRAINS, here’s some straight shootin’ from ol’ TEXAS LYIN’ TED! He’s rustlin’ up some facts for FAKE NEWS CNN!
When asked if he’s now comfortable with the Trump team’s legal strategy, Cruz said, “I think the end result of this impeachment trial is crystal clear to everybody.”
“Donald Trump will be acquitted,” he added. “It takes 67 votes to convict him and every person in the Senate chamber understands that there are not the votes to convict, nor should there be.”(FAKE FALSE STUPID LAME) CNN
“And if there’s one thing that could change anyone’s mind, it’s LITERALLY ANY OF THE EVIDENCE,” Lyin’ Ted (probably) added, “which is why I’m going to go in a room and shove my huge, potato-shaped head right up TRUMP’S ass for the next 70 minutes to make sure I don’t hear any of it.”
THANKS FOR DEFENDING THE CONSTITUTION, LYIN’ TED, LINDSEY GRAHAM, AND MIKE LEE! You three stand for nothing, just the way TRUMP likes it!
PATRIOTS, around here, we BACK THE BLUE always and forever, 110,000%, unless we’re trying to storm the Capitol Building and they won’t join our coup! So, that’s why I’M BACKING the HERO officers of the Rochester, New York police who STARED DOWN A DANGEROUS THREAT TO FREEDOM and came out VICTORIOUS! They HANDCUFFED and PEPPER SPRAYED this MENACE! This meanace? A 9-year-old girl! And PATRIOTS, we all know, there’s nothing more dangerous than an UNRESTRAINED CHILD!
The incident happened when officers responded to a family disturbance call. THE FAKE NEW YORK TIMES has the TRUE DETAILS.
During the incident, which occurred Friday afternoon, officers restrained the girl, pushing her into the snow in order to handcuff her, while she screamed repeatedly for her father, the footage showed.
At one point, an officer said, “You’re acting like a child.” She responded, “I am a child.”
When she refused to sit inside a police car, an officer pepper-sprayed her.FAKE NEWS NEW YORK TIMES
Here’s the video. Judge for yourself (unless you’re going to judge that this PEPPER SPRAYING was excessive, in which case keep your opinions to yourself and DON’T CANCEL MINE!).
PATRIOTS, we CONSERVATIVES can’t spend everyday whining about how a small percentage of our TERRORIST FRIENDS who stormed the capitol are being unjustly arrested by the police for committing crimes and then posting about it on social media. NOT WHILE DANGEROUS 9-YEAR-OLDS are terrorizing our streets and the POLICE are helpless to stop them. PEPPER SPRAY? Where were this police department’s HUMVEES, Armored Personnel Carriers and bazookas? These officers could have been seriously injured!!!
But while this 9-YEAR-OLD was clearly committing the CRIME of “acting like a child,” there are some LEFTISTS who are opposed to this violence against children! I CALL THEM COMMIES! ANTIFA! ANTIFA!
Luckily, the Rochester police union chief pushed back against this FAKE NEWS MEDIA NARRATIVE!
“”Had they had to go and push further, and use more force, there’s a good chance she could have been hurt worse. It’s very, very difficult to get somebody into the back of a police car like that. And she’s 9 years old. Imagine what happens when we have a full grown individual.”Mike Mazzeo, president of the Rochester Police Locust Club
Yes, had the POLICE not pepper sprayed this defenseless 9-year-old, they MIGHT HAVE HAD TO HURT HER WORSE! They might have had to shoot her! If anything, these officers are HEROES! What they did practically SAVED HER LIFE!
And it’s not the first life saved by the Rochester police.
The incident has brought renewed scrutiny to the Rochester Police Department, months after the city was roiled by the disclosure that Daniel Prude, a Black man, suffocated to death last year after Rochester police officers had placed him in a hood.
The handling of Mr. Prude’s death prompted the city’s mayor to abruptly fire the police chief in September, and the department faced accusations of a cover-up after it was revealed that officers had characterized Mr. Prude’s death as the result of a drug overdose.
In Mr. Prude’s case, the body-camera footage was released six months after his death, only after his family had sued the city. Officials at the time of the death sought repeatedly to hide the videos from the public to prevent damaging fallout, according to city documents released last year.FAKE NEWS NEW YORK TIMES
Okay, not the best example, but it just goes to show, if the police didn’t pepper spray this child, they might have had to do WORSE! What do you want these cops to do, protect and serve? LOSER!
PATRIOTS, no PATRIOT has fought harder against the EVILS of FREEDOM than Mike Lindell, CEO of My Pillow, “The World’s Shittiest Pillow,”TM and recent proponent of MARTIAL LAW to overthrow the U.S. Government. If that’s not American, than call me a terrorist! That’s why it’s SO INCREDIBLY ORWELLIAN that Twitter has decided to PERMANENTLY BAN the My Pillow man from its platform. What did he do? Apparently, he “alleged that the voting machine companies Smartmatic and Dominion Voting Systems were part of a conspiracy to rig the election against Trump,” according to reports. Big deal! It’s not like that PROVEN, REPEATED LIE ever killed anybody! What’s that? It killed five people? Big deal! They were probably LEFTISTS, anyway!
It’s NOT FAIR that private companies are banning bad faith actors who continually push lies for profit while attacking the fragile peace that sustains our politically-divided society! It’s NOT FAIR because those people REALLY WANT TO PROFIT from the downfall of America! If Mike Lindell can’t profit from selling the PROVEN LIE that Donald Trump won the election, if not for an elaborate conspiracy involving the makers of voting machines, local election officials, state-level Republicans, and the long-dead leader of Venezuela, what is he going to PROFIT FROM? Selling shitty pillows? Selling poisonous plants as a miracle cure for COVID-19? Yes, he did that. And, no, it did not turn out to be a miracle cure, but it was slightly healthier than drinking bleach. MAGA!
These lies never hurt anybody! Did they? I don’t know. Probably. Probably a lot of people, actually. Hmm. But PATRIOTS, the PERSECUTION OF THE PILLOW MAN raises a larger question about American society, namely, do we really want to be the kind of country that allows private companies to silence CONSERVATIVE VOICES just because they refuse to stop intentionally spouting dangerous, destructive, murderous LIES? I think not! That’s ORWELLIAN, just like it was ORWELLIAN that pro-terrorist Republican Senator Josh Hawley briefly lost his book deal for two weeks because he incited terrorism. TERRORISM AND BOOK DEALS FOR EVERYONE! FINANCED BY THE GOVERNMENT! THAT’S WHAT I CALL FREE MARKET!
The FREE MARKET decides things in this country, and the FREE MARKET should decide that the My Pillow man’s LIES, the LIES I LIKE, must be spread to ALL by a private platform called Twitter, and if the FREE MARKET decides it doesn’t want to do that, THAN THE GOVERNMENT SHOULD MAKE IT DO THAT! That’s called Trumpism!
PATRIOTS, America is sick, and the only cure is to just let all the LUNATICS RUN THE ASYLUM! And WHITE OLEANDER EXTRACT! Why not let a former cocaine addict who now sells cheap pillows organize a domestic paramilitary operation AND PROVIDE GREAT HEALTHCARE SOLUTIONS? Why not also let this man tell us who really won presidential elections based on nothing more than the feelings in his gut? Why not let Representatives bring guns and ammunition to the house floor? As long as they really believe those guns are actually candy canes, who’s to tell them they aren’t? It’s called FIRST AMENDMENT! Why not let the people who lOvE tHe FrEe MaRkEt So MuCh force businesses like Twitter to make ONLY the decisions THEY SUPPORT, until ALL AMERICANS are forced to suffer the daily FEAR of incitement of domestic TERROR FOR TRUMP, and attacks on the Capitol following every election the PROVEN LIARS say was fraudulent?
Because that threatens the safety of every American? F*** it! I don’t care! I care about MY FREEDOM, not YOUR FREEDOM!
CANCEL THE CANCEL CULTURE! LET THE LIES FLOW!
Speaking of which, let’s all buy a My Pillow to support the latest VICTIM of his own stupidity. Buy TWO! Buy yours here!
PATRIOTS, there’s nothing we TRUMP-FLUFFERS love more than a good BOTH-SIDES-ing! I nearly blew my pants off when TRUMP said in 2017 that there were “very fine people on both sides” of the WHITE SUPREMACIST NAZI mob that heroically terrorized Charlottesville, VA, and killed one woman, and I didn’t think anything could TOP that. Well, I was wrong, because Republican Representative Ken Buck (R-CO) TOPPED that BIGLY this morning on CNN! So BIGLY tHaT i CrEaMeD mY tRuMp FlAg!
Ken Buck fact-f***ed CNN’s lib-hard host back to lib-o-stan when he reminded him that “both sides are at fault” for the mob violence and coup attempt that the president incited at the Capitol Building last week, in response to Democracy’s VERY UNFAIR treatment of the PRESIDENT.
“To say that there’s one speech or one incident that caused this group of people to storm the Capitol is just not accurate. What I’m trying to suggest to you is that both sides are at fault and that in America, we need to be very careful of the words we use.”Rep. Ken Buck (R-CO)
Buck’s TRUTHSTORM triggered Clinton News Network host John Berman, who couldn’t believe Buck–himself a potential target of the president’s violent, pre-meditated attack on Democracy–would suggest that Democrats were to blame. Berman SNOWFLAKED so hard while he asked Buck to justify his PATRIOTICALLY INSANE remarks, simply because they made NO SENSE, and BUCK responded by Trump, Trump, Trumping Berman right up the TRUTH HOLE, reducing him to a screaming puddle of leftist tears! MAGA (Make America Grieve Again), baby! “What did the other side do?” Buck asked incredulously. “You’re asking me what Democrats have done to make the MAGA crowd mad?”
What a STUPIDLY intelligent question!
Berman didn’t allow BUCK to FINISH HIS BIG LIE, so I’ll do it for him.
THE DEMOCRATS COUNTED THE VOTES! THE DEMOCRATS DIDN’T LIE TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE! THE DEMOCRATS TOLD TRUMP SUPPORTERS THAT TRUMP LOST, JUST BECAUSE HE DID! THEY DIDN’T JOIN THE CRUZ-HAWLEY-BROOKS DENIAL & FASCISM CAUCUS TO OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT! And for these TREASONOUS CRIMES AGAINST TRUMP, I SAY…
HANG ‘EM HIGH!
And I’ve been doing some research, PATRIOTS. Turns out American history is littered with SNOWFLAKES who loved their precious Democracy more than terrorism-installed PATRIOTIC fascism for TRUMP. Jefferson, Washington, Adams–these are just some of the VILLAINS OF AMERICAN HISTORY who should have been hung for trying to BRAINWASH THE AMERICAN people with the EVILS of TRUTH and DEMOCRATIC ELECTIONS!
HANG EM HIGH! Dig up their corpses, and string them up! They must be punished, just like those who stand with freedom and therefore against TRUMP! We’Re NoT cRaZy!
BOTH SIDES ARE TO BLAME FOR THIS VIOLENCE! Sure, there might be a little blame for the TRUMP supporters and the president who plotted in advance to assassinate the Vice President and Speaker of the House during the certification of Electoral College votes, but MOST OF THE BLAME goes to the LIBERAL LEFTISTS who woke up on the morning of January 6th determined to selflessly do their duty to Democracy and America, the two BIGGEST ENEMIES of TRUMP! Sure, I guess Democracy has some value, but TRUMP is more important! TRUMP is AMERICA! TRUMP is FREEDOM! TRUMP is TRUTH!
The LEFT is the to blame!
The LEFT is to blame because sitting Republican members of Congress allegedly gave the TRUMP coup plotters “reconnaissance” tours of the Capitol building on the day before the TRUMP mob breached its walls in search of Congressional and Vice Presidential blood. BOTH SIDES!
The LEFT is to blame because the TRUMP WHITE HOUSE was reportedly in contact with the rioters as they were roaming the halls of Congress, looking for legislators to take hostage or kill. BOTH SIDES!
The LEFT is to blame because Democratic Rep. Ayanna Pressley’s staff discovered that all the panic buttons in her office had been “torn out” before the coup attempt and they discovered this once the TRUMP MOB had breached the Capitol with intent to harm her. BOTH SIDES! SHAME!
The LEFT is to blame because Democratic Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez “thought [she] was going to die,” at one point during the coup and siege when she had a “very close encounter” with the TRUMP supporting violent mob. “It was not an exaggeration to say that many members of the House were nearly assassinated,” she added, like a LEFTIST!
The LEFT is to blame because Republican members of Congress are now refusing to submit to the metal detectors that had to be installed outside the House of Representatives’ floor because one of their colleagues is publicly bragging about how she is going to continue to carry a firearm inside the Capitol in violation of D.C. law, and that same member was live tweeting Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s location to the insurrectionists during the Capitol siege. BOTH SIDES!
And, yes, this just seems like a list of things REPUBLICANS have selfishly done to, at best, endanger our government, and at worst, willingly commit insurrection and participate in a coup attempt for TRUMP, but make no mistake, this attempt to kill Democratic members of Congress and prevent a duly elected Democrat from being sworn in as president is the FAULT OF BOTH SIDES!
ASSHOLE KEN BUCK SAYS SO! THAT’S WHY!
WHY DOES HE SAY SO?
I DON’T KNOW WHY! MAYBE HE JUST WANTS TO SEE THE NEXT COUP SUCCEED! AnD wHaT’s WrOnG wItH tHaT?
TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP!
These colors don’t THINK!
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PATRIOTS, there are two things you need to remember. Number one, Donald Trump is not responsible for inciting that PATRIOTIC terrorist attack on the Capitol Building that he totally supports; he had nothing to do with it! Because his pre-coup attempt speech was “totally appropriate” (his unhinged words, not mine)! Number two, TRUMP wants his supporters to FIGHT TO THE DEATH to defend his fact-free claim that he won the 2020 presidential election! Got that? He’s not responsible for the fight! But he IS going to fight like hell! No contradiction here, PATRIOTS!
That’s why Donald Trump is headed to Alamo, Texas, today! Because we’re making our last stand! Our last, bloody, defiant, fight-to-the-death stand that has nothing to do with fighting, or death, which the president doesn’t support, but it would be totally cool for him to support it, if he did, according to him!
The president’s niece, Mary Trump, knows. She says the president is going to Alamo, Texas because he “undoubtedly” wants to invoke the violent symbolism behind the historic battle of the Alamo, where almost everyone died. And LOVING PRESIDENT T wants the same for all PATRIOTS and their families!
His heart is in the RIGHT place! Unfortunately, his location is about 225 miles off. Because THE ALAMO, the site of the famous battle Trump is apparently trying to invoke, is in San Antonio. And Alamo, Texas, where the president is headed, is not. But, knowing Trump, it’s possible he meant for his visit to take place at an Alamo Rent-a-car, in part of some kind of synergistic branding attempt, like his fraud press conference at the Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
But, if there’s one POSITIVE to come from the president’s HACKNEYED attempt to equate himself with those who died fighting at the Alamo, it’s that he has stoked the potential for more bloodshed! The president’s trip to Alamo “has Texas on edge and tensions a[re] ‘running dangerously high,’ according to Hidalgo County Judge Richard Cortez,” the Houston Chronicle reports.
Sometimes, though, you need a little light threatening to EXPERIENCE MAXIMUM FREEDOM. Republican Representative and HITLER ENTHUSIAST, Madison Cawthorn knows. Sure, Cawthorn called the terror attack on the Capitol by Trump supporters “sickening,” but that was AFTER the attack. Before the attack, he was on stage at the “Save America” rally helping incite Trump supporters’ attempt to execute the Vice President and Speaker of the House. And, we learned today that Cawthorn encouraged Trump supporters who didn’t want to accept the MATH of the election results to call and “lightly threaten” their Congressmen, and to tell them that they are “coming after them.” If that’s not AMERICAN VALUES, then I don’t want to be an American anymore! I want to be like Madison Cawthorn and IDOLIZE A REAL PATRIOT, LIKE HITLER!
And before all the HATEFUL LEFTISTS get their panties in a bunch over Cawthorn’s words, which were met with raucous applause by the Trump supporters, I’d like to just point out there is ABSOLUTELY NO CONNECTION between Cawthorn’s encouragement of violent threats and the actions of Trump supporters who DID EXACTLY THAT!
Uh-oh, I’m starting to get dizzy from the smell of my own bullshit. Better get my head back in the game!
TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP!
Okay, ready to get back to terrorizing America because I jUsT lOvE tHiS cOuNtRy So GoDdAmN mUcH!
ThEy’Re TrYiN’ tO rUiN mY lIfE bY cAlLiNg Me A tErRoRiSt!
And you know it was PATRIOTIC because there was a guy who looked like Chuck Norris at the “Murder the Vice President and House Speaker Rally” in Washington, too, even though it wasn’t really him.
In the end, a representative for Norris confirmed the man was not Chuck Norris, it was just a “look alike.” But rest assured, Chuck Norris still loves TRUMP! Well, you know what they say, “Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. . . except that books don’t really work that way, so it turns out Chuck Norris is a fucking idiot.”
“They were talking about 4,000 armed ‘patriots’ to surround the Capitol and prevent any Democrat from going in,” [Rep. Connor] Lamb [D-Pa] said. “They have published rules of engagement, meaning when you shoot and when you don’t. So this is an organized group that has a plan. They are committed to doing what they’re doing because I think in their minds, you know, they are patriots and they’re talking about 1776 and so this is now a contest of wills.”
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Sheeple, Donald Trump is going TANGERINES TO THE WALL to cling to his fading relevancy as his MOST (UN)SUCCESSFUL PRESIDENCY EVER winds down. According to a new report, Trump is considering “a made-for-TV grand finale: a White House departure on Marine One and final Air Force One flight to Florida for a political rally opposite Joe Biden’s inauguration.”
YES! PATRIOTS REJOICE! We’re STEALING Air Force One, just like the good guys in that famous movie Air Force One.
Here’s a visual approximation of Sleepy Creepy Joe’s Inauguration Day, just to TRIGGER the AMERICA-LOVING LIBS! F*** EM!
George Washington and Honest Abe would be spinning in their graves with GLEE at the PATRIOTIC SIGHT of Former President Donald J(ust here to make things worse at this point) Trump undermining the inauguration of his successor, Hidin’ Joe Biden (who won the election, like a LOSER).
And, it wouldn’t just be a symbolic ASSAULT on American values of UNITY and DEMOCRACY by HERO TRUMP!
“The former network star is privately discussing using his waning powers as commander in chief to order up the exit he wants after dissing Biden by refusing to concede the election, welcome him to the White House or commit to attending his inauguration… The Trump talk could create a split-screen moment: the outgoing president addressing a roaring crowd in an airport hangar while the incoming leader is sworn in before a socially distanced audience outside the Capitol…”FAKE NEWS Axios
Patriots, just imagine how much PATRIOTIC DAMAGE TO AMERICA we could cause with dueling presidential rallies on Inauguration Day. We’d send a CLEAR MESSAGE to the REAL DEMOCRACIES of the world–Russia, Hungary, Saudi Arabia and, I guess, the rest–that this is TRUMP’S AMERICA OR NOBODY’S AMERICA AT ALL.
STOP THE STEAL! STEAL THE PRESIDENT’S JET!
From Day One of Sleepy Joe’s administration, the looming specter of Donald Trump’s patriotic efforts to regain control of the U.S. government and spread dangerous misinformation among the population would hang over Joe Biden’s SICK, LEFTIST attempts to promote public health, restore America’s standing in the world, and lower tensions in the country that Donald Trump’s HEROIC four years as president have driven to the brink of collapse.
Republican rule or no rule at all! BURN IT ALL DOWN! TRUMP 2024!
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Patriots, these are dark times for FREEDOM and LIBERTY. A democratically-elected DEMOCRAT is about to ascend to the presidency by the COMPLETELY BIASED PROCESS of accurately counting votes. But FEAR NOT! FREEDOM is on the RISE again! In the form of MARTIAL LAW!!!
Michael Flynn, the president’s former National Security Adviser, who pleaded guilty to crimes committed during the Trump transition in 2017 but was recently pardoned by the “Law and Order” president, has dropped an ATOM bomb of truth by calling on Donald Trump to “temporarily suspend the Constitution” and impose martial law so that the military can “oversee a national re-vote.” And, oh, by the way, let’s also have the military “silence the destructive media” while we’re at it, says Flynn. FIRST AMENDMENT, BITCHES!
Everybody knows that when you lose an election and don’t like the result, just yell “RE-DO” and we vote again. IT’S IN THE CONSTITUTION! LOOK IT UP, SLEEPY JOE!
Now, some in the FACTUALLY-BIASED MEDIA might make the unfounded claim that Flynn’s proposed PATRIOTIC violation of the Constitution smacks of “authoritarianism” and completely subverts the legally-established process of holding fair elections in the United States, literally replacing the duly elected president through a military coup (not to mention shredding the Constitutional protection of freedom of the press); however, to that well-reasoned, idiotic, ANTI-AMERICAN criticism, I AND ALL PATRIOTS SIMPLY SAY “TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP!”
You lost even though you got more votes, SLEEPY. Get over it!
And Flynn makes a perfectly reasoned argument, which is totally going over stupid lib heads, when he says in his tweet, “Freedom never kneels except for God.” In this case, God is on Trump’s side so freedom can take a knee. Jesus will take it from here, and Jesus says RE-VOTE, asshole!
And just in case Jesus isn’t American enough for you, LEFTIST, ANTI-HUMAN SCUM, how about some good ‘ol Abe M.(otherfuckin’) Lincoln? Because Flynn, Trump “lawyer” Lin Wood, and the PATRIOTICALLY unhinged “We The People Convention” (to destroy America and install Trump as permanent dictator) have got a totally apt comparison.
In the months following the start of the Civil War, President Abraham Lincoln struggled to preserve the Union. Many objected to Lincoln’s extraordinary use of Presidential authority, in particular his suspension of the right of “Habeas Corpus”… Today, the current threat to our United States by the international and domestic socialist/communist left is much more serious than anything Lincoln or our nation has faced in its history – including the civil war.“We The People Convention” Ad
Suck it, libs. You STAND NO CHANCE against an alliance of Jesus, Lincoln, Michael Flynn, and Jon Voight! Lincoln used the military DURING THE CIVIL WAR, so Trump can do it when he doesn’t like the election result. They’re the SAME thing! (If you ignore everything about both of those things.)
And another PATRIOT has just joined the CIVIL WAR DREAM TEAM. Crazy-nut Alabama Republican Rep. Mo Brooks says he’s going to “challenge the Electoral College votes when Congress officially certifies Joe Biden’s victory on Jan. 6,” according to POLITICO. And his reasoning is totally not* insane, just like Insane Mike Flynn’s. Brooks says, “This election was stolen by the socialists engaging in extraordinary voter fraud and election theft measures.” And he’s got evidence to support that claim. That evidence is [insert evidence here once some exists].
But, patriots, I’m sorry to say we’ve got bigger problems than possibly inciting a new civil war in order to stage a military coup for Trump…
…because Sasha HUSSEIN OBAMA is on TikTok.
Truth-fighters, I’m sorry to say, this means we must adjust our battle plans. I, SheepleNumber1, HEREBY CLAIM that all freedom-loving patriots ignore the PLIGHT OF TRUMP AND FLYNN and focus ALL of their attention on this imminent threat to freedom posed by the social media dancing of the daughter of our first TERRORIST-AMERICAN president! I know it seems insane, but that’s never stopped us before. FIGHT FOR LIBERTY by retweeting this video to all your friends so that they can see what a TRUE THREAT TO FREEDOM looks like, and if that means giving up on Trump and letting Sleepy Joe Biden assume the White House, so be it. It’s the lesser of two evils. We’ve only got so much patriotism on this side of the aisle.
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Patriots and Fact-fighters, we Conservatives have no love for Hollywood’s PETULANT RULING-CLASS of elite, liberal communist, self-made millionaires, but perhaps we’ve judged the Hollywood Scum-o-crats too harshly. Maybe they’re not all bad. Maybe they’re not all hateful leftists who advocate ANTI-AMERICAN things like “peace,” and “tolerance.”
Jon Voight’s not one of those Hanoi Janes! Jon Voight knows what’s up. Trump’s up, baby! Up BIGLY in the count of LEGAL, NON-THEM-O-CRAT-CAST VOTES! And now, Jon Voight’s sending perhaps the most PATRIOTIC, AMERICAN MESSAGE that’s ever been uttered on these Jesus-loving shores, from sea to shining sea…
THE TIME FOR PEACE IS OVER! BURN THIS MF’ER TO THE GROUND!
“Let me warn you all that we are in great danger if we fall under a Biden Administration … I ask all to fight this battle now, to get them all out. I’ve been attacked by my fellow peers, saying I am preaching violence when the truth is, they all are. The left are burning and destroying our cities. We are willing to fight for freedom. Not freedom to burn down our flag, but to raise her up with the glory of this land of the free, but the left are trying to stop these truths. Let us bring justice.”Jon Voight, Patriotism & Violence Inciter
Jon Voight has had about enough of your shit, you DEMOCRACY-LOVING FREAKS! It’s time to take out the trash!
And while the Lib-o-tards might scoff at this 81-year-old multimillionaire inciting violence in the name of preserving the Patriotic American Shit-Show known as the Trump Presidency, don’t forget Jon Voight knows the Transformers. Not only does that put a team of indestructible, transforming Super-Robots on Team Trump, it also means Jon Voight knows Transformers director Michael Bay, who has unleashed more explosions and firepower on the world than the entire U.S. Military COMBINED.
Crapping your pants yet, Sleepy Joe and The Dem-o-scums?
But, despite Voight’s overwhelming tactical advantage, he’s very clear that he’s not calling for violence. He’s simply asking, “all to fight this battle now, to get them all out.” He didn’t say HOW to get them out. Maybe we could just ask nicely for them to suspend the Constitution because of evidence we haven’t produced that the entire election was rigged.
But, make no mistake, while Jon Voight’s not calling for violence, he’s also not not-calling-for-violence. He never responds to the charge from his opponents that he’s “preaching violence,” despite bringing it up, himself. Instead, GEN. “MAD-DOG” VOIGHT goes on the attack against the people IMPRISONING HIM IN A COMMUNIST HELL-STATE, by making him put some cloth over his face while he’s outside just to prevent thousands of deaths.
“He’s a disgrace to mankind,” Voight heroically says of California’s Lib-o-crat Governor Gavin Newsom, judging-not-lest-he-want-to-judge. “He is a lie, like all the left that are trying to destroy the USA.”
The man IS a LIE. A man so evil, he’s actually BECOME A LIE! It doesn’t have to make sense, SOROS-LOVERS! Just agree with it! DEMS BAD! DEMS BAD! “We must get governor Newsom out,” Voight demands. “He’s destroying the people’s freedom.”
But the best is saved for last, because while Jon Voight doesn’t want violence–far from it, in fact–make no mistake, this is a civil war against “evil” in which PATRIOTS are being “targeted” and God, “Jesus, Moses, and all saints” are going to protect the TRUMP-ALLEGIANTS in this “BATTLE.”
Which, admittedly, sounds a lot like a call for violence… if you’re a stupid lib who doesn’t get TRUTH!
“Let the truth show itself, that President Trump is the only man who can save this nation. Let us fight this evil now and know that God’s truths will expose them all. Let me ask all to pray in the name of Jesus, Moses, and all saints for their hands of safety to be on us now. The way in which we are being targeted will be hard to fix, but with all your love and prayers and truths we can win this battle against this evil force that has taken over this country … We must remember who we are. We are a nation that fought the Civil War, and we won that battle. Let’s not give up.”Jon Voight, High Priest Of The Trump Cult
Jon Voight’s going BALLS-TO-THE-WALL to fight this NON-VIOLENT CIVIL WAR by posting HEROICALLY unhinged calls for MASS VIOLENCE on social media from his mansion in Beverly Hills. The least you can do, humble DEPLORABLES, is to take to the streets and risk your lives to overthrow the LIBERALLY-BIASED AMERICAN DEMOCRATIC PROCESS in order to keep a rich, out-of-touch, former Democrat billionaire in office so he can continue to embezzle taxpayer money for him, his adult children, and his enormous rolodex of bootlickers and SPINELESS CRONIES.
It’s SO SIMPLE!
Or, you could be like Jon Voight’s LOSER DAUGHTER Angelina Jolie, and do nothing instead of fighting to stop the people trying to STEAL THIS ELECTION BY COUNTING LEGAL VOTES.
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