Category: Animal soldiers

ABJECT TERROR: DAWN OF THE PLANET OF THE APE CHEFS

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I sounded the alarms. I watched the documentaries. But foolish liberals didn’t listen.

And now the next step towards the Planet of the Apes has been taken. Apes are learning to cook:

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NFL WEEK 5: REAGANS AND OBAMAS

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It’s week whatever of the NFL season…

The world is going to heck in a hand basket, we’ve got real problems, and we’re all probably going to die because of Obama’s feckless leadership…

But, apparently, I’m expected to keep awarding the Truthmissiles.com “All Truth Team” each week…
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EBOLA: FEAR MEETS PANIC!!! (PART 2!!)

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A TRUTHMISSLES.COM special investigation. Part 2 of 2.

It’s a hot night.

Dried mud clings to our boots and sweat soaks our brows as we reach the crest of the hill.

“Sheeplenumber1! Look! There it is,” the local guide tells us in his native Liberian tongue. We look down on the dimly lit village far below. It’s a sleepy glow in a nation of DARKNESS.

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EBOLA: FEAR MEETS PANIC!!!

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A TRUTHMISSLES.COM special investigation. Part 1 of 2.

Something terrifying is spreading like a wildfire across America, affecting everyone who comes into contact with it.

It’s paralyzing AMERICANS with FEAR, causing able-bodied men to curl up into a fetal position and begins SOBBING uncontrollably, before WRENCHING and VOMITING, CONVULSING and, ultimately, falling SILENT! Continue reading