Crank up some NUGENT, crack open O’Reilly’s latest “killing” book, and listen to some Rush Limbaugh. Research proves it’ll make you smarter. Continue reading
It’s week whatever of the NFL season…
The world is going to heck in a hand basket, we’ve got real problems, and we’re all probably going to die because of Obama’s feckless leadership…
But, apparently, I’m expected to keep awarding the Truthmissiles.com “All Truth Team” each week…
It’s a hot night.
Dried mud clings to our boots and sweat soaks our brows as we reach the crest of the hill.
“Sheeplenumber1! Look! There it is,” the local guide tells us in his native Liberian tongue. We look down on the dimly lit village far below. It’s a sleepy glow in a nation of DARKNESS.
But it’s not a village. Continue reading
Something terrifying is spreading like a wildfire across America, affecting everyone who comes into contact with it.
It’s paralyzing AMERICANS with FEAR, causing able-bodied men to curl up into a fetal position and begins SOBBING uncontrollably, before WRENCHING and VOMITING, CONVULSING and, ultimately, falling SILENT! Continue reading