“When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary…”
…for one man to dissolve the veil of lies created by the LAMESTREAM MEDIA, THE GOVERNMENT, THE IRS, THE DEMOCRATIC SOVIET SOCIALIST PARTY, AND COMMON CORE (AND BENGHAZI) and expose the TRUTH to the masses, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that [he] should declare the causes which impel [him] to the separation.
So in the words of Thomas Bartholomew George Jefferson III, who wrote the original document that this one is copied from, without the express written consent of Major League Baseball (SUCK ON MY KNOB SELIG!!!) “I`ll put a boot in your ass, lib-tards. It`s the American Way!!!”
So put down your lattes, stop reading Marx, turn off the MSNBC, and LISTEN UP! ‘Cause here come some TRUTH MISSLES at you.
BROUGHT TO YOU COURTESY OF THE RED, WHITE, AND MOTHER F%#$-ING BLUE!!!!
ONE NATION UNDER NUGENT!!!!