SheepleNumber1 is a man of the people, by the people, for the people.
Or maybe he’s not a man at all. Maybe she’s a woman.
The truth is, nobody knows. Except SheepleNumber1.
Some say he isn’t real at all. He’s just an idea, given form by 1’s and 0’s in cyberspace, born from the same noble blood that forged the proud history of the United States of America.
Some say an idea is the realest thing of all. And he is the embodiment of the realest, real idea. Freedom.
Some say he’s dead. Some say he’s alive.
Some say he’s many men, in many places and many times, bound together by a higher calling to fight back against the oppressive forces that drive men into the arms of tyranny… aka OBAMA.
The only thing known for sure is that he’s on OUR side.
Plunging headfirst into blackness.
So the rest of the sheeple don’t have to.