The Lyin’ LEFTIST MEDIA will tell you that today is Safe Harbor Day, the day on which Trump and his team of anti-democracy SUPER-LAWYERS lose their legal ability to challenge the results in any state that has certified its presidential election results. The ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE will tell you that just because those results are “final,” that means they can’t be overturned by an un-democratic coup attempt. But, FEAR NOT, loyal subjects of the TRUMP REICH!
Because GOD BLESSES US WITH TEXAS!
The GREAT STATE of TEXAS–specifically, Texas’ possibly-criminal REPUBLICAN ATTORNEY GENERAL Ken Paxton–has sued four other battleground states–Georgia, Michigan, Pennsylvania and Wisconsin–to challenge their BIASED, pro-Biden election results. Yes, Texas, HERO OF STATES’ RIGHTS, is suing other states to challenge their LIBERALLY-BIASED right to conduct their own elections in a way that violates TEXAS PATRIOTS’ God-given rights to decide who wins the election in other states.
Why didn’t anybody think of this before?
Because LEFTIST RINOS have been too busy bending over for TRUMP, when they should have been bending over for FASCISM AND TRUMP. Come on GOP!
In the suit, [Paxton] claims that pandemic-era changes to election procedures in those states violated federal law, and asks the U.S. Supreme Court to block the states from voting in the Electoral College.Texas Tribune
And who better to enforce federal law than the state that tried to secede from the Union as recently as four years ago? Yes, that happened.
Don’t tell us how to conduct federal elections in the country that we don’t even want to be a part of, LEFTIST LIBS!
And, PATRIOTS, our (delusional) HOPES for the re-election of righteous FREEDOM-hating PATRIOTIC dictator TRUMP got another boost today, with a spineless pledge from ol’ LYIN TED, himself.
Yep, Ted Cruz just dropped a FREEDOM-NUKE on the SICK, PHONY, correct election results by offering to argue on behalf of Trump’s un-CONSTITUTIONAL ELECTION steal before the Supreme Court.
“Petitioner’s legal team has asked me whether I would be willing to argue the case before the Supreme Court, if the Court grants certiorari. I have agreed, and told them that, if the Court takes the appeal, I will stand ready to present the oral argument.”Lyin’ Ted Cruz (who has an ugly wife)
And Sheeple, nothing says PATRIOTISM and LOVE OF COUNTRY more than publicly offering to help the man who called your wife ugly–and then refused to apologize–steal the presidential election.
Now, Sheeple, that’s what I call REPUBLICAN VALUES.
And should Lyin,’ Kennedy-Killin’ Ted fail to deliver the overthrow of the U.S. Government that us REPUBLICAN PATRIOTS so solemnly hope for, great American raisin Lou Dobbs has another idea, which he hatched with life-sized NAZI-PENIS Stephen Miller on last night’s propaganda hour.
Hire a Democratic lawyer for $500,000,–yes half-a-billion dollars–so LOSER sycophants like Rudy Giuliani can stop losing in court. Sounds reasonable…
What’s that? Turned it down already? Damn.
Well, this isn’t going well, is it? At least we’ve all still got each other to scream at in our circular firing squad.
Man, Lyin’ Ted’s reputation keeps getting better. Not only did he PATRIOTICALLY grovel to publicly offer to help the man who called his wife ugly steal the presidential election. The Trump Administration’s response? Eh, we’ll think about it.
Man, it must be good to be Lyin’ Ted!
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