Martial Law, Trump’s Latest Salute To Freedom

“I’m really good at war. I love war, in a certain way.” – Donald Trump. Really.

Patriots, these are dark times for FREEDOM and LIBERTY. A democratically-elected DEMOCRAT is about to ascend to the presidency by the COMPLETELY BIASED PROCESS of accurately counting votes. But FEAR NOT! FREEDOM is on the RISE again! In the form of MARTIAL LAW!!!

Rejoice, patriots!

Michael Flynn, the president’s former National Security Adviser, who pleaded guilty to crimes committed during the Trump transition in 2017 but was recently pardoned by the “Law and Order” president, has dropped an ATOM bomb of truth by calling on Donald Trump to “temporarily suspend the Constitution” and impose martial law so that the military can “oversee a national re-vote.” And, oh, by the way, let’s also have the military “silence the destructive media” while we’re at it, says Flynn. FIRST AMENDMENT, BITCHES!

Everybody knows that when you lose an election and don’t like the result, just yell “RE-DO” and we vote again. IT’S IN THE CONSTITUTION! LOOK IT UP, SLEEPY JOE!

Now, some in the FACTUALLY-BIASED MEDIA might make the unfounded claim that Flynn’s proposed PATRIOTIC violation of the Constitution smacks of “authoritarianism” and completely subverts the legally-established process of holding fair elections in the United States, literally replacing the duly elected president through a military coup (not to mention shredding the Constitutional protection of freedom of the press); however, to that well-reasoned, idiotic, ANTI-AMERICAN criticism, I AND ALL PATRIOTS SIMPLY SAY “TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP!”

You lost even though you got more votes, SLEEPY. Get over it!

And Flynn makes a perfectly reasoned argument, which is totally going over stupid lib heads, when he says in his tweet, “Freedom never kneels except for God.” In this case, God is on Trump’s side so freedom can take a knee. Jesus will take it from here, and Jesus says RE-VOTE, asshole!

Three great Americans!

And just in case Jesus isn’t American enough for you, LEFTIST, ANTI-HUMAN SCUM, how about some good ‘ol Abe M.(otherfuckin’) Lincoln? Because Flynn, Trump “lawyer” Lin Wood, and the PATRIOTICALLY unhinged “We The People Convention” (to destroy America and install Trump as permanent dictator) have got a totally apt comparison.

In the months following the start of the Civil War, President Abraham Lincoln struggled to preserve the Union. Many objected to Lincoln’s extraordinary use of Presidential authority, in particular his suspension of the right of “Habeas Corpus”… Today, the current threat to our United States by the international and domestic socialist/communist left is much more serious than anything Lincoln or our nation has faced in its history – including the civil war.

“We The People Convention” Ad

Suck it, libs. You STAND NO CHANCE against an alliance of Jesus, Lincoln, Michael Flynn, and Jon Voight! Lincoln used the military DURING THE CIVIL WAR, so Trump can do it when he doesn’t like the election result. They’re the SAME thing! (If you ignore everything about both of those things.)

And another PATRIOT has just joined the CIVIL WAR DREAM TEAM. Crazy-nut Alabama Republican Rep. Mo Brooks says he’s going to “challenge the Electoral College votes when Congress officially certifies Joe Biden’s victory on Jan. 6,” according to POLITICO. And his reasoning is totally not* insane, just like Insane Mike Flynn’s. Brooks says, “This election was stolen by the socialists engaging in extraordinary voter fraud and election theft measures.” And he’s got evidence to support that claim. That evidence is [insert evidence here once some exists].

*not not

But, patriots, I’m sorry to say we’ve got bigger problems than possibly inciting a new civil war in order to stage a military coup for Trump…

…because Sasha HUSSEIN OBAMA is on TikTok.

Truth-fighters, I’m sorry to say, this means we must adjust our battle plans. I, SheepleNumber1, HEREBY CLAIM that all freedom-loving patriots ignore the PLIGHT OF TRUMP AND FLYNN and focus ALL of their attention on this imminent threat to freedom posed by the social media dancing of the daughter of our first TERRORIST-AMERICAN president! I know it seems insane, but that’s never stopped us before. FIGHT FOR LIBERTY by retweeting this video to all your friends so that they can see what a TRUE THREAT TO FREEDOM looks like, and if that means giving up on Trump and letting Sleepy Joe Biden assume the White House, so be it. It’s the lesser of two evils. We’ve only got so much patriotism on this side of the aisle.

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POLITICS: What is patriotism? Clinton, Trump supporters have different  answers – Press Enterprise
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