KEEP CALM AND REALIZE THAT LIFE IS ALL A BIG JOKE

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SHEEPLE, PATRIOTS, and GUN LOVERS, listen here. As I was perusing the listserv’s this morning, looking for the latest news from America’s big 3 news outlets (Fox News, Drudge Report, and Breitbart.com), I had a moment of realization: This, this life, this era of existence, is all a big F#@%ing joke.

WTF is going on?

A piece in the New York Times today, describes a new pill that INCREASES SEX DRIVE FOR WOMEN. It has a sentence that reads…

In announcing the approval, Dr. Janet Woodcock, a senior F.D.A. official, said the agency was “committed to supporting the development of safe and effective treatments for female sexual dysfunction.

The NEW YORK TIMES printed THAT sentence.

Dr. Janet WOODCOCK is working to treat female sexual dysfunction. Really, New York Times? What else? Is Professor Dick Trickle treating urinary incontinence? Is Mike Hunt working on a cure for yeast infections?

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Or is somebody playing a big F#@%ing joke?

Well, maybe this will help answer your question. Yesterday, Russian President Vladimir Putin did this

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Why?

No seriously, why? That’s not a rhetorical question. I have no earthly idea why it would fall under the duties of the Russian president, or any world leader who doesn’t govern Atlantis, to go to the bottom of the Black Sea in a submarine.

Or to do this…

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Or this…

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Or this…

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Or this…

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…Unless it’s just to troll us all.

Could it be that this is all a joke?

DONALD TRUMP is leading the Republican presidential primary. He’s leading by somewhere between 10 and 20 points, depending on what poll you look at.

To clarify, DONALD TRUMP is the man who said this…

“She does have a very nice figure. I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”

This…

“All of the women on ‘The Apprentice’ flirted with me — consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected.”

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And this…

“When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re sending people that have lots of problems…they’re bringing drugs, they’re bringing crime. They’re rapists… And some of them, I assume are good people.”

And this…

“I have people that have been studying [Obama’s birth certificate] and they cannot believe what they’re finding… I would like to have him show his birth certificate, and can I be honest with you, I hope he can. Because if he can’t, if he can’t, if he wasn’t born in this country, which is a real possibility…then he has pulled one of the great cons in the history of politics.”

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This…

“He’s not a war hero. He’s a war hero because he was captured. I like people that weren’t captured.” –Donald Trump on John McCain

This…

“Do you know that Hillary Clinton was a birther? She wanted those records and fought like hell. People forgot. Did you know John McCain was a birther? Wanted those records? They couldn’t get the records. Hillary failed. John McCain failed. Trump was able to get him to give something — I don’t know what the hell it was — but it doesn’t matter.”

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This…

“Sometimes I do go a little bit far. Heidi Klum. Sadly, she’s no longer a 10.”

This…

“I cherish women.”

This…

“Rosie O’Donnell’s disgusting both inside and out. You take a look at her, she’s a slob. She talks like a truck driver, she doesn’t have her facts, she’ll say anything that comes to her mind. Her show failed when it was a talk show, the ratings went very, very, very low and very bad, and she got essentially thrown off television. I mean she’s basically a disaster.”

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This…

“I have a great relationship with the blacks. I’ve always had a great relationship with the blacks.”

This…

“I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created.”

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And a million more things that are equally insane.

AND HE KEEPS SAYING INSANE THINGS and it’s like no one cares. It’s like no one else can hear him.

DONALD TRUMP COULD BE A NOMINEE FOR PRESIDENT. I know people say, oh, he won’t win. Yeah, but…

HE COULD WIN. And that should send a cold chill down the spine of George Washington’s shriveled corpse and cause him to roll in his grave.

So I ask you again. Is this–, Is life itself all just a big joke?

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