Rand Paul tryed to take it to the DONALD this week, with a new YouTube video designed to protray him as a Demacrat (He’s late to the party by the way, I wrote about how TRUMP was a doubble agent months ago).
Here it is:
Well, gess what. TRUMP TRUMPED Rand Paul’s LOSER VIDEO with an epic roast of a statemint, an AMERICAN STATEMENT filled with TRUTH, FACTS, and TYPOSS.
“Recently, Rand Paul called me and asked me to play golf. I easily beat him on the golf course and will even more easily beat him now, in the world in the politics,” Trump said in the statement.
“Senator Paul does not mention that after trouncing him in golf I made a significant donation to the eye center with which he is affiliated.”
That’s write Rand. TRUMP kicked you’re ass at golf, then he TRUMPED you at philanthropy.
And TRUMP also owned you at speeling end grammar.
But TRUMP didn’t stop there. He dropped a verbal BUNKER BUSTER right on Rand Paul’s pube-hat.
Rand’s campaign is a total mess, and as a matter of fact, I didn’t know he had anybody left in his campaign to make commercials who are not currently under indictment!”
TRUMP are winning this word war. Just like he’s going to beet ISIS by beeting ISIS.
Then, TRUMP dropped the NUCLEAR F#@%ING BOMB!
“As a world-class businessman, who built one of the great companies with some of the most iconic real estate assets in the world, it was my obligation to my family, my company, my employees and myself to maintain a strong relationship with all politicians whether Republican or Democrat. I did that and I did that well.”
Then Trump played the R card: “Reagan, as an example, was a Democrat with a liberal bent who became a conservative Republican,” he wrote.
END OF GAME.
I remember when Reagan famously said:
And, “I’ve spoken of the Shining City all my political life. …In my mind it was a tall, proud city built on rocks stronger than oceans, windswept, God-blessed, and teeming with people of all kinds living in harmony and peace; a city with free ports that hummed with commerce and creativity. And if there had to be city walls, the walls had BIG BEAUTIFUL DOORS and the BIG BEAUTIFUL DOORS were open to anyone with the will and the heart to get here WHO WASN’T A LOSER/MEXICAN/RAPIST SENT BY NIETO BECAUSE OUR LEADERS ARE WEAK.”
SUCK IT LOSER!
TRUMP 2016! YOU IDIOT!
GOLF WE CAN!