Monthly Archives: July, 2015
- SCOTT WALKER CREATES JOBS WHILE EATING INCORRECT CHEESESTEAK, MEDIA IGNORES HIM AND COVERS TRUMP
- HEY FLORIDA, DON’T TOUCH THOSE ARMADILLOS… BECAUSE THEY HAVE LEPROSY (AND ALSO WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING THEM ANYWAY?) ((BECAUSE YOU’RE FLORIDA?) (OH))
- WANNA KNOW WHY TED CRUZ IS SUCH A GREAT AMERICAN?
- STUPID LIBERAL IDIOTS THINK THIS TOWN’S SEAL IS RACIST
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA! SORRY YOUR PARTY IS SO LAME.
