In yet another sad display of how far America has declined under Obama, American filmgoers lined up in droves last weekend to fork over more than $200 million to an anti-American Hollywood screed that did not feature even one single American Sniper.
That “film,” if you can call it that, was called Jurassic World.
But while the clapping seals at the theaters and the liberal media were amused by this anti-military, CGI laden crap-fest, real Americans were prepping (or “preparing” in lib-speak) for the DINO-POCALYPSE that the film terrifyingly predicts.
You see, Jurassic World isn’t a movie at all. Jurassic World is REAL.
Like Jade Helm, the recent U.S. military takeover of Texas that was ignored by the liberal media, Jurassic World is a carefully crafted piece of Obama propaganda (or Obama-ganda) designed to condition the American people into accepting their own military subjugation. But while Jade Helm tried to brainwash American patriots into accepting subjugation at the hands of the U.S. Military, Jurassic World aims to prepare Americans to give up their freedoms to a pack of hungry Velociraptors.
I assume you look confused. So I’ll explain…
Barack Obama wants to impose martial law on the American people. That’s just a FACT. Everybody knows that. Duh. THAT is why he ordered operation Jade Helm, where the U.S. military was supposed to go and practice imposing martial law on a group of libertarian freedom lovers known as the State of Texas. It was designed to make the Lemmings comfortable with military troops and vehicles driving down their streets, so they wouldn’t notice when those very same troops enslaved them later. But, Obama didn’t count on one thing…
Texas fought back.
An intrepid Texas Ranger sent a letter to a conservative internet radio show which then published it without verifying any of the facts, thus exposing this Obamanation to the American people.
“According to the law enforcement insider there are trains moving throughout Texas and some of them have been outfitted with shackles, presumably to “transport prisoners of some sort.” The claim adds further credence to a report about Jade Helm dissident roundups and arrests and widespread martial law declarations following an emergency.
His letter sheds some light on the Walmart store closings, suggesting at least one may be utilized in a national security capacity as a staging point for the Department of Homeland Security, an agency that is apparently not trusted by anyone within the Texas Rangers organization, according to the source.”
Obama didn’t realize that the American people are comprised of patriots like you and me who don’t want America to become a socialist caliphate. So, he decided to just carry out a normal training excercise, like he had originally been lying about doing. But Obama’s takeover plans didn’t die at the hands of Texas. No. You might say they went extinct, only to be brought back by liberal scientists… 65 million years later.
This is where Jurassic World comes into this sordid progressive conspiracy. In order to institute his takeover of the United States, Barack Hussein Obama needed a new weapon. And he soon found it…
While the sheeple were yukking it up at the local cineplex, cheering on Tyrannosaurus Rex, Velociraptor, and Bryce Dallas Howard, liberal scientists were hard at work putting the finishing touches on REAL VERSIONS of these progressive villains.
Truthmissiles.com has uncovered a top secret news article that confirms our worst fears…
“Scientists in London have discovered red blood cells in 75 million-year-old specimens—just one possible path to resurrecting the ancient lizards… The findings could fill in all manner of blanks on everything from physiology to behavior, diet, evolution, and more. Hypothetically, these samples could also contain viable DNA, which traditionally has been fossilized beyond usefulness. And anyone who has seen the Jurassic Park series knows what that means.
Yes, unfortunately we know exactly what that means…
Or to be more precise…
“Obama creates dinosaurs, dinosaurs eat Republicans…”
– Ian Malcolm
The top secret article goes on to posit a method by which misguided scientists could, by extracting DNA from certain species of birds and modifying it, recreate a living dinosaur.
Now, a team at Yale University, led by paleontologist and developmental biologist Bhart-Anjan S. Bhullar, has done just that.
In a paper published earlier this week, Bhullar and company detail how they discovered that almost all birds have two potential face structures, depending on which gene is activated. By blocking one of them, they managed to transform the beak of a chicken embryo into something that more resembles the snout of a dinosaur—more specifically, that of a velociraptor.
Unfortunately, we’ll never get to see the Yale team’s modern day monsters, as they were “humanely euthanized” as embryos.
…Or so the liberal media would have you believe (Don’t believe it).
Yes it won’t be long until Obama’s dino-soldiers are marching into Texas, led by Commie Chris Pratt, and eating freedom loving patriots piece by piece. Video footage has already surfaced of Pratt training Raptors for that very scenario. Who do you think these vicious liberal beasts are going to listen to when Obama gives them the order to pounce? You? Or the man who bred them to kill using the dangerous progressive technology called science?
And thanks to our love of dinosaurs, brainwashed into us by our repeated viewings of Jurassic World, we won’t even have the courage to fight back. Instead, we’ll welcome our dino-overlords with open arms, leading to an all out feeding frenzy for these Cretacious Communists.
– Velociraptor Bin Laden
Some say America is going to the dogs. I say that’s a little bit optimistic. Dogs would be nice overlords. Dogs are man’s best friend. No, sheeple, America isn’t going to the dogs.
It’s going to the dinosaurs. And once they take over, it’s LITERALLY going to be a Jurassic World.
And we are in for a terrifying future of cleaning up Dino-Shit…