Republicans have won the Senate!
Let the chimes of freedom ring in a new era of prosperity for the American people.
No longer will our legislature be known as the “Do Nothing Congress.”
Henceforth, they shall be known as the. “Do Nothing Except Repeal Obamacare Freedom Council of Legislative Excellence.”
Be it decreed on this day, the Fourth Of November, at just past 11 Eastern Time, the new age of Republican Rule has begun.
And in late results, in a stunning upset, Truthmissiles.com is projecting that Mitt Romney has won the presidency!
Ding! Dong! The Obama Administration is dead!
I predict the Republicans solve all of America’s problems by February.
More analysis to come…