WEATHER MAN: A STORY OF REPUBLICAN COURAGE

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John Coleman has weathered a lot of storms. Thunderstorms. Hail storms. Sh** storms….

So he’s not too worried about the latest storm… a firestorm. Of controversy.

On Monday, Coleman, the co-founder of The Weather Channel and a former weatherman, set Twitter atwitter when he courageously went on Fox News and told THE TRUTH about the LIBERAL SCIENCE HOAX known as climate change, declaring it’s “BAD SCIENCE”…

“It’s very difficult for anybody to be against it because the media has told the nation day after day for 20 years that the oceans are rising, the polar bears are dying, the ice is melting, that storms are going to sweep the Earth and we’re all going to die of a heat wave…

Not only is the ice not melting, more polar bears are alive and happy today than we’ve had in 100 years.

“Life is good, Mrs. Kelly. I gotta tell you, life is good.”

So don’t worry about those lazy, do nothing polar bears!

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“When was the last time YOU created a job?” – SheepleNumber1, yelling at polar bears

John Coleman knows what he’s talking about, too.

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He’s not some nerdy “scientist” who spends all his time on a computer looking at numbers and data… that’s how you get confused like the IPCC…

“The IPCC says that it is at least 95 percent certain that human activities, led by the burning of fossil fuels, are the main cause of climate change since 1950.”

Idiots…

No. John Coleman, does it his way, WORKING to reach his conclusions rather than just taking government HANDOUTS of scientific data, as he explained…

“It’s not like something I’ve made up, or just thought of. I’ve studied and studied and studied.

Yes. He studied.

And it would be rude for me to ask what he studied.

And what’s the IPCC anyway?

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Just an organization of thousands of know nothing climate “scientists” who are backed by 195 countries and voluntarily submit their climate research and issue peer reviewed reports. So in other words…

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Ask yourself, is it more likely that thousands of scientists are lying as part of a massive UN conspiracy, or that the guy who thought up The Weather Channel is completely insane?

I’ll throw my lot in with John Coleman.

But this week, the IPCC looked at THIER fancy numbers and got confused again and issued an ALARMIST “draft report“…

“The draft says that a continued rise in world greenhouse gas emissions is ‘increasing the likelihood of severe, pervasive and irreversible impacts for people and ecosystems.’

It adds that ‘a combination of adaptation and substantial, sustained reductions in greenhouse gas emissions can limit climate change risks.'”

Even a TRUE PATRIOT could be forgiven for thinking, “Hmmm, maybe these science bitches know something we don’t. Maybe the climate is changing.” One could be forgiven for questioning the teachings of John Coleman. After all, he’s only one man…

If only there was another VOICE OF AUTHORITY on the subject of climate change that could light the way in darkness.

Oh, wait. THERE IS

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Sarah Palin will show humanity the way…

“Sarah Palin is once again brushing off global warming as “junk science,” comparing warnings about the threat of climate change to the eugenics movement of the early 20th century.

Last week, the former Alaska governor and 2008 Republican vice presidential candidate recorded a video for the Sarah Palin Channel dismissing the “con job” of man-made climate change.

“I’m not a denier. I don’t doubt that climate change exists,” Palin says in the video. “No one has proven that these changes are caused by anything done by human beings via greenhouse gases. There’s no convincing scientific evidence for man-made climate change. The climate has always been changing.”

She continues: “Climate change is to this century what eugenics was to the last century. It’s hysteria and a lot of it’s junk science. And when it’s as discredited as eugenics, you know a lot of people are going to look very foolish and heartless.”

Yes. She’s not a denier. Climate change is just “junk science.” It tastes good to you libs, but it’ll make you sick.

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As opposed to the SCIENCE BROCCOLI that Sarah Palin and John Coleman are serving up. It may not look appealing, but it’s good for you.

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So what’s it going to be AMERICA? The well-informed, not-contradictory-at-all teachings of weatherman John Coleman and former Fox News Contributor Sarah Palin, or the JUNK SCIENCE of an international panel of thousands of actual scientists?

The choice is easy.

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Or maybe the Earth really is warming… from all of Al Gore’s HOT AIR!

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