CHRIS NOLAN’S “INTERSTELLAR” IS LIBERAL GARBAGE SHOVED DOWN THE THROAT OF THE AMERICAN TAXPAYER

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UPDATE: I finally saw “Interstellar” and it was actually great, and has little to do with global warming. However, I stand by this reporting 100%

What do OBAMA, science textbooks, and Christopher Nolan’s new movie “Interstellar” all have in common?

Answer: they’re all filled with lies.

Specifically, lies about global warming, aka, lies from the pit of hell.

And one of them is coming soon to a theater near you.

So get out the organically grown popcorn with natural sea salt and goat butter because there’s a new liberal propaganda film on the way starring none other than CAPTAIN LIBTARD, Matthew McConaughey…

Oops, wrong trailer. Watch this…

Look pretty good right? You were entertained by that weren’t you? Right?

Right. WRONG!

You were indoctrinated by Al Gore’s and Obama’s latest piece of Hollywood Liberal Trash.

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“We are science b****es.” – Barack Obama & Al Gore

You may have been duped by this Academy Award nominee’s faux storytelling, but luckily for TRUE PATRIOTS, conservative news bastion Newsbusters.org was not fooled

“Unfortunately, early reports are that global warming is indeed a theme of “Interstellar.” Somehow a crew can’t be sent across the universe to another planet just to discover what is out there. No. A global warming agenda is included which can only trivialize the movie.”

Yes. Hey libs, why can’t you just send a spaceship across the universe just to see what’s there? You know, like you tried to do in real life with that NASA thing we decided to stop funding because it was a huge waste.

And Newsbusters.org busted this liberal conspiracy wide open without even having to WATCH the movie, when they read about it on some backwater blog called ABC News

“Here are several reports about that global warming theme including this ABC News story:

‘Nolan and his crew turned to Kip Thorne, a renowned US theoretical physicist who has long studied the far reaches of the universe, for help on creating the black hole the astronauts travel through. Nolan said parts of a spaceship were also built and used on the set, rather than a green screen or special effects.

“If you look at this film and you look at where we are right now in the world — and the climate changes that’s happening … You have to push forward and evoke some kind of positive change in your life, in the world,” Chastain said. “It’s an incredible, thrilling movie.””‘

Whoa. That is damning reporting. And, as usual, it was ignored by the liberal media, except that ABC News thing, whatever that is…

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Newsbusters.org then cites another terrifying report from CinemaBlend.com that “Interstellar” centers on an intergalactic quest by Matthew McConaughey to seek out a new place to grow crops after Earth has died from GLOBAL WARMING. It’s just another example of Big Hollywood’s SCIENCE FICTION LIES.

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But the MOST DAMNING EVIDENCE is yet to come… right now

“These are only two of the many sources that are reporting a global warming theme for ‘Interstellar’ which inspired one IMDB reader to post this apt comment:

Wait, is this an ecological hippie liberal goofball message film? I just pray the reason earth is doomed isn’t some ecological hippie liberal ‘we poisoned the planet’ goofball reason.”

The most credible source we’ve heard from so far now confirms our suspicions: Matthew McConaughey is involved in a liberal conspiracy with Nolan and PRESIDENT OBAMA.

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Well, guess what… we’re not going to fall for it. Right, Newsbusters.org? Wrong. Right

“Can the corn grown on the planet on the other side of the wormhole be used for popcorn for the folks in the audience to munch on while laughing at the absurd political trivializing of what could have been an interesting sci-fi movie?”

Any idiot knows that including global warming “theories” in a sci-fi movie is just ABSURD POLITICAL TRIVIALIZING. There are only 2 rules that the sci-fi genre must follow and It violates both of them: (1) Only proven facts may be included in SCIENCE FICTION, and (2) NO LIBERAL GARBAGE, thank you very much.

That’s why my favorite sci-fi movie is “The Ten Comandments.” It’s fiction because it contains 100% true facts. And it has just the right amount of science: NONE!!!!!!!!!!

Suck on that McConaughey!

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“Suck on that you damn, dirty ape!” – Moses

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“All right, all right, all right. THAT was refreshing.” – Matthew McConaughey

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