NFL WEEK 7: REAGANS & OBAMAS

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AMERICA’S TEAM!!!

HOW ‘BOUT THEM COWBOYS!

AND, SURPRISE AMERICA! THEY DON’T SUCK THIS SEASON!! SUCK ON THAT OBAMA!!!

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THIS is the Truthmissiles.com Week 7 All Truth Team.

1. THE REAGAN AWARD (for great job performance) —
Winner: DEMARCO MURRAY, Running Back, AMERICA’S TEAM

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The Cowboys are rolling over opponents this season like Mike Huckabee running in a Republican primary. And it continues, as they smashed the Giants 31-21 on Sunday.

But their hero this season isn’t LIBERAL PRETTY-BOY TONY ROMO. It’s their running back, DeMarco Murray, who’s running over opponents like… well, Mike Huckabee running in a Republican primary.

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Two great athletes. Two great Americans.

Murray has run for 100 or more yards in each of the Cowboys’ first 7 games this season, setting an NFL record as the first player to do so.

And, he’s a Conservative hero. His success isn’t thanks to any organized institution or handout. No one is helping make his success possible.

He’s pulling himself up by his own cleat-straps.

He runs on his own 2 feet, owing his records and his success to no one. He did it all on his own… just like the Founders intended.

And that’s why the Cowboys are the NFL’s best team right now…

2. THE REPUBLICANS IN THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES AWARD (for outstanding teamwork) —
Winner: DALLAS COWBOYS, America’s Team

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The Cowboys are gunning down NFL opponents this season like George Zimmerman, and the reason why is simple: TEAMWORK.

There are no heroes.

In every phase of the game the Cowboys’ 53 players have come together to form one cohesive unit… Just like the Founders did when they beat the British, or like House Republicans did when they blocked that important legislation, or like House Republicans did when they blocked that other important legislation.

And, America’s Team stands in stark contrast to Kenya’s Team, the Obama Administration, which is inept at everything.

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Liberals can’t even take a team photo right.

3. THE AMERICA AWARD (for being good and American)
Winner: AMERICA’S TEAM

America. Did I mention it’s good?

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And therefore, so is America’s Team, the Dallas Cowboys.

After 7 weeks, you might as well just end the season now and hand the Cowboys the Lombardi Trophy. It’s obvious that nobody is going to beat America’s Team this year.

Nobody ever gets tired of hearing it, so I’ll say it again.

THE COWBOYS ARE AMERICA’S TEAM.

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And I’ll bet they don’t even collapse at the end of this season like they do every year…

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