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I hope the READY FOR HILLARY EXPRESS has a reinforced suspension… and toilet.

Because WIFE-OF-A-COMMUNIST, and BEACHED WHALE, Hillary Clinton is at it again (oh, and she’s also running for President for the Nazi party). This time she was managing to bolster her image as an aloof, elitist, grandma while mingling and filling her trough with regular, corn-belt Americans at the 37th Annual Senator Tom Harkin Steak Fry Sponsored by Pepto Bismol.


Hillary was packing on the pounds at a visit to the most DOWN-HOME event imaginable: an Iowa STEAK FRY. But that didn’t stop her from showing everyone why she’s an uppity assh***e.

Just look at this picture of Hillary and Bill FRYING up some STEAK (because apparently that’s how you cook STEAK in Iowa), with husband Bill and even host Sen. Tom Harkin, before a gaggle of slobbering MSM reporters.


Looks like fun doesn’t it? Just some harmless Sunday afternoon steak frying in the Fried Food State. Nothing to see here. No way this turns into a scandal, right?


An anonymous WHISTLEBLOWER has revealed that the STEAK WAS PRE-FRIED!


“Mrs Clinton, her husband and Senator Harkin staged a mini-grilling of steaks for the press at a single barbecue grill in a fenced-off enclosure, framed by a handsome tree and a picnic table filled with some patient Iowans. Mrs Clinton gamely posed, pretending to grill a steak that had been pre-cooked for her.”

That’s right America. Your precious Future-Lady-President can’t even fry a steak. Are we really going to elect THIS WOMAN as leader of the FREE world. She’s barely qualified to run SEA World.

What’s going to happen when Vladimir Putin calls at 3 a.m. and wants to come over and eat steak, or else he’ll declare World War III? The White House Chef has gone home for the night. Bill’s upstairs with a lady friend. Who’s gonna cook that steak? Huh? Who?

Well, I know one thing. This commercial was sure as hell misleading:

Who do you want cooking that steak?

I’m SheepleNumber1 and I approve this message.


But also, in other Steak-Fry news, Hillary gave a really sh**ty speech about “equal opportunity” and “women’s rights” (snooze), that managed to bore everyone into a corn-induced coma while simultaneously ruining one of the most iconic lines from the Academy Award Winning “Terminator” films…

She’s baaack! And, if she keeps attending Steak Fries, bigger than ever.

Check out this gallery of the 37th Annual Senator Tom Harkin Steak Fry Sponsored by Pepto Bismol:

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