“UPWORTHY” IS DOWNWORTHY
I was horrified to find out recently that there are other websites on the internet besides FoxNews.Com, National Review Online, and the esteemed Sean Hannity Forum. NO WONDER THERE ARE SO MANY LIBERALS NOW!
How long has this been allowed to go on?
Shameful as this propagation of liberal thought is, none of the new “websites” that I stumbled upon was more horrifying than UpWorthy.com.
What the sh** is going on over in that den of equality? Are the SHEEPLE running the ASYLUM? Or did everyone just start drinking Obama’s COMMUNIST COOL-AID?
OH NO!!!
Political propaganda masquerading as news on this scale is UNPRECEDENTED.
There is literally no precedent.
Just look at this REAL UpWorthy.com headline:
“President Obama Burns A Rude Celebrity And Then Teaches Him How To Get It Treated”
Let’s take a moment to break down this LIBERAL A** JUICE. It starts off fine: “President Obama Burns…”. THAT’S a great headline.
A communist is on fire. Great. I can stop reading and go about my day with a smile.
But then it goes off the rails. “…a rude celebrity…” What??? So now, President Obama isn’t on fire? You CAN’T tease a man like that! And now there’s a celebrity involved? Slow down, Walter Kronkite. Too much information.
And then, “And Then Teaches Him How To Get It Treated”. Now you’ve done a complete 180, UpWorthy. First President Obama was on fire. Then he wasn’t, and a celebrity was. Now the celebrity is getting treated… by Obama!
And if you actually read the article and watch the video (SOMETHING I NEVER RECOMMEND FOR SITES OTHER THAN TRUTHMISSLES, because articles only reduce outrage) all of the “burns” they’re referring to are figurative.
So no one got burned.
Well, pardon my expression, but WHAT THE HELL AM I READING ABOUT IT FOR IF NOBODY IS GETTING SET ON FIRE???
And UpWorthy churns out mountains of left-wing drivel just like that EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.
Sheeple, this, like ISIS and environmentalists, is a REAL THREAT. It must be stopped or pretty soon I’m going to open up the front page of America’s most credible news source, FoxNews.com, and find cute videos about people saving the environment and doing gay stuff instead of finding REAL NEWS about how Obama is enacting a secret, progressive agenda in order to weaken AMERICA and convert it into a communist society.
The uneducated liberal masses are gaining strength every day.
Our future depends on YOU.
YOU must read about real news. The kind that uses words and boring headlines that have commas and colons. The kind that is printed in black ink on a white background and doesn’t have a picture or video in sight.
YOU must find a way to make news boring again.
Or we’re all going DOWN(worthy).