About a month ago, TRUTHMISSLES.com was the only “news” outlet (I only put “news” in quotes because I’m legally obligated to by a liberal, activist judge’s ruling, which I AM APPEALING) that reported on an important development: OBAMA BREEDING AN ARMY OF RADIOACTIVE MONKEYS IN JAPAN. Well, now another player has entered the radioactive animal-soldier hybrid arms race.

From Britain’s liberal rag, The Telegraph…

“Wild boars still roam the forests of Germany… Tests by the state government of Saxony show that more than one in three wild boars gave off such high levels of radiation, thought to be a legacy of Chernobyl, that they were unfit for human consumption.”

Yes, this army of boars is so lethal that merely consuming it would kill a normal human. In other words, we’re doomed.

And it didn’t just become radioactive all by itself. So, who’s in command of this terrifying new threat?

Hm, let’s see, sheeple…

What’s the big country right next to Germany that’s ruled by a maniacal, Soviet-Era dictator with access to nuclear materials, who has spent years forging alliances with vicious forest creatures?

Hmm…

Let me think…

Who could it be…

Maybe this map will clear things up for you progres-tarts…

Nope not that one. Try again…

Not yet. Keep zooming out…

And BINGO! What is the big, green communist one on the RIGHT for $1,000, Alex?

Russia, the Boston Red Sox to our New York Yankees, are now breeding their own army of boar-soldiers that can devastate any fighting force that stands in its way, including Obama’s Nancy-Boy-Japanese-Soldier-Monkeys, which have been well documented.

And, according to intelligence sources Vladimir Putin, the Garry Kasparov to Barack Obama’s Simple Jack is preparing to lead his Boar Soldiers into battle in THE Ukraine.

In fact, it’s not coincidence that the battle for Ukraine has turned in the last few days. COULD it be that Putin’s “BOARMY” (trademark Sheeplenumber1) is already on the front lines?

And could it be that this threat is BOAR THAN MEETS THE EYE?

Well, the surveillance photos speak for themselves…

BEAR SOLDIERS!

HAWK SOLDIERS!!

SHARK SOLDIERS!!!

The photographs shock the conscience. The humanitarian, and animal-rights situation is grave.

And, yet, our FECKLESS LEADER Obama refuses to strike.

Even worse OBAMA’S CONGRESS is scrapping the best weapon that we could have used against this Boar menace: the A-10 Warthog:

(Warthog)

Our FIGHTER HAWKS should have been bombing this threat BACK TO THE STONE AGE when it was only radioactive boars.

Now we’ve got a whole zoo worth of trouble, all because of Obama’s failure to act.

(File: U.S. FIGHTER HAWKS strike a militant stronghold on the Afghanistan-Pakistan border. Date unknown.)

And Congress is p***ed off…

“I say we bomb these motherf***ing boars back to the Stone Age! …or up… to the Stone Age? Because they’re animals? …F*** it, let’s just nuke ‘Em. Obama is weak!”

– Sen. John McCain

Well, said Senator.

It’s time for real leadership in the White House. It’s time for a President who’s not afraid to fight strength with strength by creating an army of half-man half-lizard commandos (see my screenplay: “Lizard Team Six”).

Vladimir Putin is playing the West for fools.

And time is running out, Mr. President.

Deploy Lizard Team Six!