A DAY IN THE LIFE OF AN PRESIDENT

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A guest submission by George W. Bush.

Things start out pretty normal. Just talking about freedom at a press conference, like a President often does, and…

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…oops! Look out! Here comes a shoe.

In Egypt, that’s a sign of admiration. Kind of like a teenage girl throwing her underwear at a rock star. It means they think you’re doing a great job.

But, I can’t rest on my laurels. Gotta get to an important meeting with some very important African diplomats.

Things are starting out pretty normal. These guys seem like fun…

 

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Uh, oh. I think something might be happening here… Yup, definitely starting to shake my groove thing…

 

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Gettin’ jiggy with it. Texas style…

 

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Ok, enough messing around. Time to get serious… about banging that sweet African drum set!

 

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All right. now I can’t just sit around and dance all day. Gotta get back to business at the White House… business of dancing some more!

 

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But, seriously, there’s a lot of important Presidential stuff I gotta do. Talk around the House is that there’s something big going on down in New Orleans I should probably deal with. So I’m going to get down there ASAP… and dance…

 

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Ok, never mind. Looks like everything’s goin’ good down here… So it’s off to an important meeting with some Saudi princes. These guys definitely don’t dance… it’s really more of a swaying– ok, fine, it’s a dance. You know it’s going to be a dance…

 

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But eventually, you get tired from all that dancing. And you have to work on doing more serious stuff. Like writing. And doing literacy…

…but it gets boring. So I spice things up…

 

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But that won’t happen again. Because in Texas we have a saying… “fool me once, shame on–, fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice… you can’t get fooled again…”

Yeah, that’s it.

Hmm, maybe I shouldn’t wink and eat this pretzel at the same time…

 

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So, that’s pretty much it. That’s what it’s like being President. It’s pretty…

Uh, pretty… what’s the word? Help me out Dick… Pretty… uh…

Good.

That’s it.

George W. Bush is a painter, comedian, rancher, and the 43rd President of the United States.

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  1. Pingback: GEORGE W. BUSH HAS STILL GOT IT AFTER ALL THESE YEARS | TruthMissiles.com

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