10. Reverend Shaw Moore
At least Hitler was honest about the fact that he hated Jews… unlike our current anti-Semite-in-chief.
8. Rowdy Burns
7. President Skroob
He would be the first president to already have experience as a president. And he wouldn’t capitulate to the Eco-progressive leftists’ climate change agenda.
6. Hannibal Lecter
5. Judge Smails
Like all presidents, he enjoys golf. And, like all good presidents, he’s a big supporter of the one-percent and has a strong pro-abstinence message.
He’s playing chess, unlike our current, aimless president. Also his intolerance of people who are different from him indicates he would stand up to America’s gay mafia, it’s Muslims, and its Trayvons.
Sealing off the city of Gotham from the outside world showed his ability to secure the border and get tough on immigration. And his expedited court system would be a handy way to deal with the illegal migrant children already here.
2. The T-Rex From Jurassic Park
1. Darth Vader