Drink it in America.

Is this really what you want to elect?

That’s the question millions of Americans are asking themselves after these UN-FLATTERING PHOTOS of Hillary Clinton beachin’ it surfaced this weekend.

Or, as Drudge Report blared: HILLARY BEACHED!!!

Let me answer the question of whether we want PRESIDENT HILLARY, on behalf of all TRUE AMERICANS who saw these pictures.

No.

I mean, is it really too much to ask for a PRESIDENT to look presidential.

We all know Obama’s not much to look at (not that I would look (I underwent a successful conversion with American hero Marcus Bachmann)).

Not since the esteemed George W. Bush have we had a distinguished, handsome-looking, proud PRESIDENT.

Do we really want to wait 4 more years for the Hillary express to blind everyone with her GRANDMA-LOOKS?

 

I DON’T THINK SO.

There’s only ONE thing that matters when choosing a WOMAN PRESIDENT.

That’s why TRUTHMISSILES.COM is proud to endorse Scarlett Johansson for president in 2016.

She has all the qualification.

She was the prettiest girl available, besides one who’s ineligible.

And we’ve found her a proven VP candidate with a track record of excellence.

So now you decide, America. Will you choose Freedom (Johansson/Cheney 2016) or will you choose wrong (Hillary/Stalin 2016)?

Or maybe, let’s just elect a man. As Paul Revere (and other great patriots) said, “bros before hoes.”