Hillary Clinton: America’s Next Un-F***able President

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Drink it in America.

Is this really what you want to elect?

That’s the question millions of Americans are asking themselves after these UN-FLATTERING PHOTOS of Hillary Clinton beachin’ it surfaced this weekend.

Or, as Drudge Report blared: HILLARY BEACHED!!!

Let me answer the question of whether we want PRESIDENT HILLARY, on behalf of all TRUE AMERICANS who saw these pictures.

No.

I mean, is it really too much to ask for a PRESIDENT to look presidential.

We all know Obama’s not much to look at (not that I would look (I underwent a successful conversion with American hero Marcus Bachmann)).

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Not since the esteemed George W. Bush have we had a distinguished, handsome-looking, proud PRESIDENT.

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Do we really want to wait 4 more years for the Hillary express to blind everyone with her GRANDMA-LOOKS?

 

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I DON’T THINK SO.

There’s only ONE thing that matters when choosing a WOMAN PRESIDENT.

That’s why TRUTHMISSILES.COM is proud to endorse Scarlett Johansson for president in 2016.

She has all the qualification.

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She was the prettiest girl available, besides one who’s ineligible.

And we’ve found her a proven VP candidate with a track record of excellence.

So now you decide, America. Will you choose Freedom (Johansson/Cheney 2016) or will you choose wrong (Hillary/Stalin 2016)?

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Or maybe, let’s just elect a man. As Paul Revere (and other great patriots) said, “bros before hoes.”

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