They called me crazy when I said President Obama was raising a PRIMATE ARMY to subjugate the U.S. population. Well, who’s crazy now?

“Wild monkeys living in forests of Fukushima the Japanese city that was the site of a nuclear power plant meltdown in 2011… carry detectable levels of cesium in their bodies, researchers have found.”

Cesium, for those who don’t know, is radioactive. Radiation, for those who don’t know, creates mutants.

So let’s connect the dots here, sheeple. Obama becomes President. Nuclear Reactor Melts Down. Now, mutant monkeys.

See a connection? I bet if Obama was really creating an army of radioactive monkeys, he’d deny it. Well, guess what?

So, we’ve proven that these monkeys exist. Now, the final piece of the puzzle. How will Obama arm them? Hmm, maybe take guns from GOD FEARING AMERICANS!!!

Are you crapping your pants yet, America?

Well, if not, now you are. This CIA photo just leaked on the internet.

OBAMA’s APE ARMY is coming.

And only one thing can save us now… mutants.